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09-28-2006, 06:22 PM
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#1591
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,123
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Fuck off
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I let the water run when I tcb in the powder room to cover the tell tale sounds......
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Made by you or the Vietnamese?
Which reminds me, where is Coltrane? My temporary office doesn't have a window.
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Boogers!
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09-28-2006, 06:30 PM
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#1592
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Fuck off
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Originally posted by LessinSF
Made by you or the Vietnamese?
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Me. The Vietnamese have ruined the work bathroom for me. I don't think I could get to the requisite state of turgidity in that place anymore. On the water reference, I was talking about at home or when I am out at other people's houses for social events.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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09-28-2006, 06:32 PM
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#1593
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Pinpoint Marketing
I was just emailed about an artist who has painted a homage to Romy Schneider.
Kismet or Spyware? |
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09-28-2006, 06:36 PM
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#1594
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,150
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Fuck off
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Me. The Vietnamese have ruined the work bathroom for me. I don't think I could get to the requisite state of turgidity in that place anymore. On the water reference, I was talking about at home or when I am out at other people's houses for social events.
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you masturbate into sinks? Presidential aspirations?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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09-28-2006, 06:37 PM
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#1595
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Fuck off
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you masturbate into sinks? Presidential aspirations?
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When I was in Boys Nation they taught us, always be prepared.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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09-28-2006, 06:42 PM
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#1596
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Enough of the depressing stuff
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yes. those look like half-grapefruits stuck to her chest. Other fake boobs (that go under the muscle) look much better. My trainer has the nicest set of fake boobs I've ever seen.
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That last sentence starts like the beginning of a good Penthouse Forum letter. Actually it's too well written to be a Penthouse Forum letter, but you get my jist.
Any fans of the Office want to read my spec script? I'd love some notes. IM me. |
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09-28-2006, 06:45 PM
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#1597
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Enough of the depressing stuff
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
That last sentence starts like the beginning of a good Penthouse Forum letter. Actually it's too well written to be a Penthouse Forum letter, but you get my jist.
Any fans of the Office want to read my spec script? I'd love some notes. IM me.
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Did you write the upcoming Law & Order that has Chevy Chase playing an actor pulled over for drunken driving who starts spewing anti-semitic epithets at the arresting officers?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-28-2006, 06:47 PM
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#1598
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Enough of the depressing stuff
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Actually it's too well written to be a Penthouse Forum letter, but you get my jist.
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"T" isn't even typed with the same hand -- how did you do this typo???? |
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09-28-2006, 06:49 PM
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#1599
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Fuck off
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I'm quick to give y'all constructive criticism....
Like "Wait - you basically suck"
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The say your attitude determines your latitude.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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09-28-2006, 06:58 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Enough of the depressing stuff
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Did you write the upcoming Law & Order that has Chevy Chase playing an actor pulled over for drunken driving who starts spewing anti-semitic epithets at the arresting officers?
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You know that story sounds familiar. But I can't imagine anyone driving in NYC. Am I having the Deja Vous all over again?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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09-28-2006, 06:58 PM
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#1601
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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Bottom Boobie Cleavage
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-28-2006, 07:00 PM
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#1602
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 389
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I've Been Scammed!
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
So, let's say that someone lives in LA, a place where people don't seem to have manual shift cars unless it's some kind of fancy expensive sports car, or possibly a very stripped down, cheap as you can get car. The person in LA happens to have a nice-ish, but not fancy, but not stripped down car with a manual shift, and wants to get a car that is a little smaller. Is the existence of the manual shift going to mean the value is way, way a lot lower here?
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Sorry, I can't help w/ this one. The 2 stick-shift cars I have had in L.A. were (1) a very old Toyota Celica I obtained when I turned 16, and (2) a 6-speed BMW 540i (w/ sport package!) that I leased about 5 years ago. I guess I pretty much embody the 2 scenarios you described. |
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09-28-2006, 07:07 PM
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#1603
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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I've Been Scammed!
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Originally posted by Paisley
Sorry, I can't help w/ this one. The 2 stick-shift cars I have had in L.A. were (1) a very old Toyota Celica I obtained when I turned 16, and (2) a 6-speed BMW 540i (w/ sport package!) that I leased about 5 years ago. I guess I pretty much embody the 2 scenarios you described.
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Hey, I liked that ginormous stuffed lady bug featured earlier as homage to yr avatar! |
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09-28-2006, 07:08 PM
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#1604
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Enough of the depressing stuff
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
You know that story sounds familiar. But I can't imagine anyone driving in NYC.
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Think. outside. the. box......
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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09-28-2006, 07:09 PM
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#1605
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For what it's worth
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: With Thumper
Posts: 6,793
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Bottom Boobie Cleavage
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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Posts like this should always be simultaneously posted on the PB. |
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