Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04 - Page 108

Nut Case, Sensitive · 06-22-2004, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It has to some degree changed my posting habits since Mr Man showed up. But I'm not sure which event changed them more - SO posting here or meeting some of you IRL. Both are somewhat inhibiting to free flow of information about my various deviancies.

so now I post about allergy medicine. and the only thing more boring to me than that post was the various "benedryl" replies. my god. what have I done?

Don't Worry, I never told him about anything!

Oh, Nuts!

Replaced_Texan · 06-22-2004, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Are you really asking this question? Its like asking "Anybody else masturbate?" I've gone several blocks out of my way to find out what the front side of a great ass looks like.

Note: this is a perfect answer to my stalking question.

robustpuppy · 06-22-2004, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Jack Nicholson was in his 30s when he learned his dead sister was really his dead mother. Can't imagine that was real fun either.

Do you think that's why he used to fuck a near-dead skeletor who was young enough to be his daughter?

06-22-2004, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Jack Nicholson was in his 30s when he learned his dead sister was really his dead mother. Can't imagine that was real fun either.

Yes, and look how he turned out - a Lakers fan. There's a lesson there for all of us.

leagleaze · 06-22-2004, 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Now why would I do that? Clearly they all would, so why waste time on asking the question?

Right.

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Not that simple. It's not about not being pleased at all. She keeps me very satisfied. It's about variety. I want variety and looking at all the different types of women wearing a lot of nothing sparks that interest.

In fact, I now think that the fact that I'm only fucking one person is making me act this way more often.

TM

You are probably right. It is probably that whole male need for variety thing that comes from the biological imperative to impregnate as many women as possible.

As far as the woman with the deadbeat husband, if the child was adopted by another man then it is within public policy to allow the termination of the parental rights of the first man.

In the past, the only way to give rights to another person of the same sex was for biological parent of that sex to give up his or her rights. The purpose is to make sure the child has a parent to step in place of the one he or she is losing. That is why gay people have had so much trouble with second parent adoptions in the past (leaving aside amending laws to make it impossible.)

Oh and Sebby, it is called subtlety.

Replaced_Texan · 06-22-2004, 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint

So that leads into the next question: Who on the board would you do, sight unseen, based just on their online personas?

Discuss.

Atticus. I'm loading the trinity sessions on my iPod for my next trip to the bay area.

notcasesensitive · 06-22-2004, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by Nut Case, Sensitive
Don't Worry, I never told him about anything!

Oh, Nuts!

Note: this is the perfect answer to RT's stalking question.

sebastian_dangerfield · 06-22-2004, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Now why would I do that? Clearly they all would, so why waste time on asking the question?

Not that simple. It's not about not being pleased at all. She keeps me very satisfied. It's about variety. I want variety and looking at all the different types of women wearing a lot of nothing sparks that interest.

In fact, I now think that the fact that I'm only fucking one person is making me act this way more often.

TM

A buddy of mine who probably has a very bad STD by now called this wanting "the strange". No matter how hot your woman, no matter how much you love her, no matter how commited you are, evolutionarily, you're wired to want to test drive as many models as possible, and nothing's ever quite as big a thrill as the first time with someone new.

He's right. Even Dave Navarro gets out of his car, walks into 7-11, sees some impossibly hot chick and thinks "I'd like to try that, anywhere, behind the dumpster, in the backseat, anywhere..."

We're all Portnoy at heart.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 06-22-2004, 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Note: this is the perfect answer to RT's stalking question.

Can I stalk your stalker sock? There are two things that I really really wish I had invented: (1) wet naps; (2) your stalker sock.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 06-22-2004, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
and nothing's ever quite as big a thrill as the first time with someone new.

I think fucking that new person the second time is usually better.

bold_n_brazen · 06-22-2004, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint

So that leads into the next question: Who on the board would you do, sight unseen, based just on their online personas?

Discuss.

Thurgreed. And ABBA. Or both, simultaneously.

ltl/fb · 06-22-2004, 05:41 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Can I stalk your stalker sock? There are two things that I really really wish I had invented: (1) wet naps; (2) your stalker sock.

Stalking the stalker of a chick you like is just an even sicker way of stalking the chick. Because you are getting off on someone's freakish twisted fruitless attachment to her, you sick fuck.

That is so hot. You, me, sight unseen.

taxwonk · 06-22-2004, 05:41 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Here's a question.

Now that summer's here, women are wearing less. That is nice. Also, women have been getting more plastic surgery, so their bodies look much better in clothes. Also nice. Also, women now want to show off their asses, when they have them (as opposed to buying jeans that made everyone look like they have no ass, which sucked. Thank God that's no longer the style). Anyway, all this has led to more eye candy.

Let me add that I am older and getting more perveted by the day.

When I walk down the street, I now automatically scope and assess each woman I pass. This is nothing new. I'm sure I did it to some degree all my life. The difference is, now I make a mental note as to whether I would fuck whoever I see.

Here is an example of what goes on in my head (and this happened just a little while ago at lunch):

"Yes."
"No."
"No way."
"Not a chance."
"Yes."
"Oh, hell yeah."
"Uh, no."
"Hmmm. Maybe."
"Bleh. No."
"Damn. Yez."
Etc.

Does anyone else do this? Is it a guy thing? A perveted TM thing? I can't stop. Someone buy me a lunchbox.

TM

There are three kinds of men. The ones who do this. The ones who lie about it. Gay men, and they're rating your ass.

Shape Shifter · 06-22-2004, 05:41 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It has to some degree changed my posting habits since Mr Man showed up. But I'm not sure which event changed them more - SO posting here or meeting some of you IRL. Both are somewhat inhibiting to free flow of information about my various deviancies.

After last year's acl, I'm sure you're not talking about me.

LessinSF · 06-22-2004, 05:43 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Does anyone else do this? Is it a guy thing? A perveted TM thing? I can't stop. Someone buy me a lunchbox.

Absolutlely, but I think I'm getting pickier. Half the so called sweet young things I wouldn't fuck with Slave's dick. They have ugly tats and piercing, rolls o'fat, unflattering fashions, and look like they've done too much meth. Slightly older women tend to have better looking bodies, actually, but then I get hung up on the face.

Alternatively, I may just need to go the Viagra, like this guy - http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...glance&s=books -