It's all about me

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What's that? Do share.

Meconium is a common word you will hear during pregnancy and after the birth of your baby. It is a completely normal thing but can also be very dangerous.


When babies are developing in utero during pregnancy they ingest amniotic fluid and excrete it everyday which passes out through your own kidneys and urination. Meconium is the first stool a baby passes which is also a build-up of material gained during pregnancy and which must be expelled after birth.


Sometimes babies will pass their first stool, meconium, while they are still in utero. Depending on how severe it is and how close to delivery it happens, it can be dangerous or no problem at all.


Meconium is a greenish-black color and very sticky, tarry in its texture. If a baby passes it after birth there is no danger to it and it just naturally leaves the baby's body in the first few days after birth.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Yes, but did you have to throw the baby out with the bathwater?

I am more interested in hearing what you are planning to do with the student/bouncer. got a couple new toys in; must test out.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I was so horny this morning that I was going to call a hot student/bouncer I met last week for a meaningless fuck after work, and now it's ruined, in no small part because of your encouragement of this discussion. I even have my hair up today, and coupled with the flippy skirt and sweater set, I could have pulled off a classic librarian-loosens-up routine, but now I'm just not in the mood.

Too bad. Maybe you can wear a different sweater set tomorrow, call up the student, and arrange to play Junior League charity ball organizer/prospective catering bartender ("how can I be sure that you'll give excellent service?" etc.)

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Yes, but did you have to throw the baby out with the bathwater?

I think the revised phrase is "throw the baby out with the meconium".

I invented that, but I owe my inspiration to the Paigow, whereever she may be! [sniff]

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I hate to go all Earth Mother on you, but it's exactly this kind of thinking that results in a near-direct relationship between a patient's advanced education and her likelihood to have a C-section, emergency or otherwise.

I would bet $100 that if they studied C-section rates by profession, lawyers would rank at the absolute tip-top. RT, you've got mad MedLine skillz; wanna find out?

Fuck off.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
So now let's talk about despite all the misery, pain, bloating, agony, etc. and so on, the little ones are really all worth it - OK?

The discussion started from the premise that, given a complete lack of desire for children, would the increased quality of sex make up for the fact that one would end up with unwanted children. So your proposed discussion isn't really apropos. THAT one belongs on the M&D board.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I promise to join GWINK in saying something entertaining tomorrow. I may even bring fluffernutter.

Excellent! Looking forward to it.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Stop it, or I will make it a point to come to Texas and beat you senseless and I won't even let you glimpse my lovely (Democrat) breasts. I was so horny this morning that I was going to call a hot student/bouncer I met last week for a meaningless fuck after work, and now it's ruined, in no small part because of your encouragement of this discussion. I even have my hair up today, and coupled with the flippy skirt and sweater set, I could have pulled off a classic librarian-loosens-up routine, but now I'm just not in the mood.

Bitch.

I prefer "door manager" to "bouncer"...ah who cares, you've got a nice rack...I'll let it slide.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
The discussion started from the premise that, given a complete lack of desire for children, would the increased quality of sex make up for the fact that one would end up with unwanted children. So your proposed discussion isn't really apropos. THAT one belongs on the M&D board.

I thought that pointing out that a discussion started with a faulty premise usually belongs on the PB.

I'm so confused.

[Anne Elk]

Men sentenced for strangling partner during dex. Sadly the article does not tell us if she was pregnant.

Somewhere in the back of my brain, I knew all these icky things about pregnancy. I've sat through enough baby showers over the years. This afternoon I was having a lovely on-line flirtation with a potential hook up, getting all tingly in anticipation. It's all gone now.

Hmmm, maybe I should anonymously forward the thread to the ex and his new girlfriend?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Men sentenced for strangling partner during dex. Sadly the article does not tell us if she was pregnant.

What, are we looking for a new discussion about sex that throws cold water on the act now?

Admit it, this is all part of the drive for abstinence-as-birth-control. And I used to think I was virtually the only Catholic on the board.

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by Anne Elk

I've sat through enough baby showers over the years. This afternoon I was having a lovely on-line flirtation with a potential hook up, getting all tingly in anticipation, it's all gone now.

Oddly enough I'm very horny now. I wish I had a pregnant lover to make a booty call to.

Perhaps tomorrow we can talk about post-partum sex (hi lactation lover!)

ps: I miss Bilmore [sniff]

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Men sentenced for strangling partner during dex. Sadly the article does not tell us if she was pregnant.

Somewhere in the back of my brain, I knew all these icky things about pregnancy. I've sat through enough baby showers over the years. This afternoon I was having a lovely on-line flirtation with a potential hook up, getting all tingly in anticipation. It's all gone now.

Hmmm, maybe I should anonymously forward the thread to the ex and his new girlfriend?

Ok, that's four of us who have officially declared that they are Not Horny as a direct result of the pregnancy fluids and semi-fluids conversation. I suspect that for each of us that have spoken up, there are at least half a dozen others. I think we can all agree that the dehornification of posters is NOT a stated goal of this forum.

ETA: apparently it's now 4-1, though that doesn't excuse anything.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I prefer "door manager" to "bouncer"...ah who cares, you've got a nice rack...I'll let it slide.

Mmm, bouncing. And sliding.

The evening might be saved yet.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Oh, I think that there are plenty of people who deserve recognition for achieving this particular goal.

I think I might be in the doghouse, despite my "help."