Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I do look pretty hot in legwarmers, though.

Do you wear them on your cack?

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
And I don't give a fuck what Flower says. (about this. I listen attentively to Flower on other matters).

Uh-huh. Do you ever get tired of being Flower's henchperson? Doing his dirty, dirty work for him? Do you?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I use body glide on my toes to prevent blisters. Works like a dream. Vaseline would be too much on toes.

And I don't give a fuck what Flower says. (about this. I listen attentively to Flower on other matters).

I just wanted to get him involved. He always seems like an outsider...looking in...like going to a musical act when you're 10 years older than everyone else and selling tilapia sandwiches.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I just wanted to get him involved. He always seems like an outsider...looking in...like going to a musical act when you're 10 years older than everyone else and selling tilapia sandwiches.

Flower is pretty fly for an old guy

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ironweed
Uh-huh. Do you ever get tired of being Flower's henchperson? Doing his dirty, dirty work for him? Do you?

I would do Flower's dirty dirty work until the cows come home.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I would do Flower's dirty dirty work until the cows come home.

At which point, the cows take over? Fuckin' cows.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I would do Flower's dirty dirty work until the cows come home.

But is that because it's flower, or because you like the dirty dirty work*?

*sigh -- this is probably an inside joke and to the cool table insiders, I sound like a moron. oh well.

Ollie -- I think she includes the cows when they come home. Cows are quite dirty.

Originally posted by tmdiva

I would have picked Miss California, who had more natural-seeming curves and wasn't boring.

tm

Miss California was genuinely cute. Miss NC was a run-of-the-mill Southern belle with no more lust-provoking power than the typical airline gate clerk.

Originally posted by Regus Patoff
Miss California was genuinely cute. Miss NC was a run-of-the-mill Southern belle with no more lust-provoking power than the typical airline gate clerk.

Props! This sock was registered over two years ago but made its debut today. Excellent password and login retention Regus.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Flower is pretty fly for an old guy

Fly or groovy?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Do you wear them on your cack?

No. You wear cack-warmers on your cack. Jesus.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Flower is pretty fly for an old guy

He's the board's Lester Bangs...or maybe he's Phillip Seymour Hoffman playing Lester Bangs. Whatever.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I don't mind the bleeding, but the pain is not so pleasant.

Please tell me that you aren't a spin instructor.

nttawwt

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
What.

Ever.

The only reason I go to spin class is because I am fucking the spin teacher.

He has the tightest ass.

You wanna spice up the spin class, youshould get a pair of these shorts. You'll be going up some steep inclines then IYKWIM.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Props! This sock was registered over two years ago but made its debut today. Excellent password and login retention Regus.

Regus could be a long-time-lurker-first-time-poster.