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07-19-2005, 11:35 AM
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#1606
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Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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For every occassion
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Originally posted by dtb
The Hamptons?!?
And I thought you had done your worst.
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Wanna go to Prague?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-19-2005, 11:42 AM
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#1607
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Wanna go to Prague?
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With you?
ETA: My answer depends on your responses to the following two questions: 1. Are you hot? 2. Do we work together?
Last edited by dtb; 07-19-2005 at 11:50 AM..
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07-19-2005, 11:48 AM
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#1608
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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For Fringey
I love ceiling fans. I no longer have any. Thanks for making my day bad before I even got dressed.
No cat of mine has ever evinced any interest when I tied a toy to a ceiling fan. When I had them. Which is not now. In my two previous homes, yes. Ceiling fans galore. Now, none. |
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07-19-2005, 11:54 AM
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#1609
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by dtb
With you?
ETA: My answer depends on your responses to the following two questions: 1. Are you hot? 2. Do we work together?
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I'm the ugly guy across the hall.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-19-2005, 11:56 AM
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#1610
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm the ugly guy across the hall.
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What would be the point of that? |
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07-19-2005, 11:57 AM
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#1611
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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For Fringey
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I love ceiling fans. I no longer have any. Thanks for making my day bad before I even got dressed.
No cat of mine has ever evinced any interest when I tied a toy to a ceiling fan. When I had them. Which is not now. In my two previous homes, yes. Ceiling fans galore. Now, none.
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Your concern for the cat that went splat against the wall, despite your heartbreak over the absence of ceiling fans in your life, is touching. |
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07-19-2005, 11:59 AM
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#1612
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Location: Flyover land
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For Fringey
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Your concern for the cat that went splat against the wall, despite your heartbreak over the absence of ceiling fans in your life, is touching.
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I'm warmhearted and tender that way. Thanks for noticing. It means a lot from someone currently gestating a new life. I feel you have insight into such matters that I can only dream of. |
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07-19-2005, 12:07 PM
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#1613
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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For Fringey
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm warmhearted and tender that way. Thanks for noticing. It means a lot from someone currently gestating a new life. I feel you have insight into such matters that I can only dream of.
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Is the kitty-cat ok? I couldn't watch the video. |
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07-19-2005, 12:08 PM
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#1614
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I am beyond a rank!
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For Fringey
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Is the kitty-cat ok? I couldn't watch the video.
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Because it was too upsetting, or because your computer didn't work? |
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07-19-2005, 12:17 PM
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#1615
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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For Fringey
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Originally posted by dtb
Because it was too upsetting, or because your computer didn't work?
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the former. |
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07-19-2005, 12:19 PM
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#1616
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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For Fringey
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
the former.
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I thought maybe the kitty did it on purpose -- you know, like an amusement park ride? He didn't really go splat (I don't think.) |
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07-19-2005, 12:23 PM
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#1617
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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For Fringey
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Originally posted by dtb
I thought maybe the kitty did it on purpose -- you know, like an amusement park ride? He didn't really go splat (I don't think.)
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The video ended, so we don't know the fate of the cat.
In other news, I am having window treatments installed in my new house and I am amused by the following notation on the invoice:
Measurer: Dick.
Last edited by robustpuppy; 07-19-2005 at 12:45 PM..
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07-19-2005, 12:32 PM
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#1618
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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For Fringey
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
The video ended, so we don't know the fate of the cat.
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But we see him make his dismount. He wasn't crumpled in a heap (but, you are correct -- I make no claims about Kitty's fate).
In related news: [WARNING -- The following is a little graphic]
space provided for the faint of heart
My doggie is getting on in years, and I'm often treated to a shit-splattered kitchen in the morning, because she gets an upset stomach every 3 months or so. It happened again last week, so I took her to the vet, where they give her meds and put her on an IV. So, picked her up Friday, went to the countryside, and now we're back in the city, and she's dripping something. It's not quite pee, and it's not slobber -- it's hard to tell where it's coming from, actually. My husband says we have to put her to sleep!!! WTF?!? Who knew I married such a heartless bastard?
I say no way. She's not losing (or "loosing" if you prefer) weight, and she's not otherwise in pain or anything. She happily runs around outside; she's not "droopy" or lethargic; she has no other symptoms of illness; I clean up the piles of poo when it happens (which is admittedly unpleasant, but nothing to kill my poor doggie over -- come on!), and the kids love her (as do I).
Am I being obtuse? Naive? |
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07-19-2005, 12:34 PM
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#1619
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Who knew you had an inner slut? I thought you were all grammar and the Hamptons.
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I think everyone has an inner slut -- it just takes the right combination of [??] to coax her out. |
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07-19-2005, 12:36 PM
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#1620
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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For Fringey
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
The video ended, so we don't know the fate of the cat.
In other news, I am having window treatments installed in my new house and I am amused by the following notation on the invoice notation:
Measurer: Dick.
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Ok - thanks. Bad, bad Ironweed, for making me think about a splatty-cat. |
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