Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Magic Fingers! A staple of Motel 6 before they went all upscale and stopped charging for tv and shit. Magic Fingers rawked.

And if NFH had posted this, it would have been proof that she's a dude. Why would a chick want a Craftmatic bed?

No one's ever answered that ancient half-joke/half-query about whether you can actually use a Craftmatic Bed to blow yourself. That's got to be on the net somewhere...

that I can't look right now.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
My husband swears he is funnier than lucky louie and if we took our show on the road so to speak we'd be a hit. don't encourage him.

can thurgreed meet him?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
My husband swears he is funnier than lucky louie and if we took our show on the road so to speak we'd be a hit. don't encourage him.

Have him put on a private screening for TM.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
can thurgreed meet him?

No, because he will rate him "less than funny"

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
'Tis true.

Once learns very quickly in Seattle that the standard response - when you do not immediately hand over your lunch to the homeless junkie on the corner - is "You faggot!!!"

I see that MF all that time. Someone must be giving him lunch.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Ahhh this is what I mean. Some men factor in the hair into the ratio. Some, legs. You didn't so it is very subjective and I did leave myself vunerable to criticism because I don't feel I am ugly which even you mr. hard grader admit to. I'm not saying I'm all that I am simply stating most find me attractive. that's all. I didn't have to do this I could have hid behind my monitor. but I didn't. I feel you portrayed me in an unflattering light. Not that you lied, but that you won't even concede that my bra size is what it is which is printed in there. agrh

Did you see the part where he said "these are my opinions so they are necessarily subjective"?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
My husband swears he is funnier than lucky louie and if we took our show on the road so to speak we'd be a hit. don't encourage him.

Congratulations! I think you've just won the "Couple I'd least like to be seated next to at a friend's dinner" contest! You'd probably just think I was hitting on you anyway, and your husband would think that he's killing with his Airport jokes.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Did you see the part where he said "these are my opinions so they are necessarily subjective"?

I think the only solution is TMBDIII, and patent para can seek approval from the rest of us.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Did you see the part where he said "these are my opinions so they are necessarily subjective"?

yes and after I hit send I thought about how you said that overall prettiness was the most subjective of all. you're right but I am a hit send ask later kinda gal.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Ahhh this is what I mean. Some men factor in the hair into the ratio...Some, legs. I'm not saying I'm all that I am simply stating most find me attractive. that's all.

You are delusional. And that is that.

Originally posted by patentparanyc
You didn't so it is very subjective and I did leave myself vunerable to criticism because I don't feel I am ugly which even you mr. hard grader admit to.

Okay. We both agree you are not ugly. You are not attractive, unless some guys find your personality attractive. Hang your hat on that, because I can't give you what you seem to want otherwise.

TM

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Congratulations! I think you've just won the "Couple I'd least like to be seated next to at a friend's dinner" contest! You'd probably just think I was hitting on you anyway, and your husband would think that he's killing with his Airport jokes.

"hey big boy" "I just flew in and, boy are my arms tired?" that type of fun?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You are delusional. And that is that.

Okay. We both agree you are not ugly. You are not attractive, unless some guys find your personality attractive. Hang your hat on that, because I can't give you what you seem to want otherwise.

TM

I seem to define attractive in looser terms than you. Attractive means generally appealing not smoking hot. ARe you with me on that one?

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I find the entire ppnyc "But I Am Pretty" raving/justification thread fascinating. But you all know that I am a big fan of reality tv, so this should surprise no one. ppnyc, have you ever considered signing up for Big Brother or Survivor or some such show? I think you would make excellent tv.

I can't figure out why this topic just won't stop. Don't we have anything better to discuss? I have a boring report to procrastinate writing!! I was much more interested in all the overpriced bedroom furniture.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Have him put on a private screening for TM.

hey seb you aren't impressed with my louis c.k. autograph? he was a nice guy. I know you hate the set and think the wife is a boy looking chick.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You are delusional. And that is that.

Okay. We both agree you are not ugly. You are not attractive, unless some guys find your personality attractive. Hang your hat on that, because I can't give you what you seem to want otherwise.

TM

I was just going to post that the more you withhold what she wants the more she will seek it ... and presto! It's like she read my mind. Or I hers. Or something.