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[Gattigap]

Originally posted by dtb
What do I do with the gin? Spray it on him? Drink it? Both?

A combination of both. Do it sequentially, and the wet spot will be the least of your concerns.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by dtb
What do I do with the gin? Spray it on him? Drink it? Both?

Artists > Magnetic Fields, The > Love Is Like A Bottle Of Gin


It makes you blind, it does you in
It makes you think you're pretty tough
It makes you prone to crime and sin
It makes you say thing off the cuff
It's very small and made of glass
and grossly over-advertised
It turns a genius into an ass
and makes a fool think he is wise
It could make you regret your birth
or turn cartwheels in your best suit
It costs a lot more than it's worth
and yet there is no substitute
They keep it on a higher shelf
the older and more pure it grows
It has no color in itself
but it can make you see rainbows
You can find it at the Bowery
or you can find it at Elaine's
It makes your words more flowery
It makes the sun shine, makes it rain
You just get out what they put in
and they never put in enough
Love is like a bottle of gin
but a bottle of gin is not like love

http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=88686

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Artists > Magnetic Fields, The > Love Is Like A Bottle Of Gin


It makes you blind, it does you in
It makes you think you're pretty tough
It makes you prone to crime and sin
It makes you say thing off the cuff
It's very small and made of glass
and grossly over-advertised
It turns a genius into an ass
and makes a fool think he is wise
It could make you regret your birth
or turn cartwheels in your best suit
It costs a lot more than it's worth
and yet there is no substitute
They keep it on a higher shelf
the older and more pure it grows
It has no color in itself
but it can make you see rainbows
You can find it at the Bowery
or you can find it at Elaine's
It makes your words more flowery
It makes the sun shine, makes it rain
You just get out what they put in
and they never put in enough
Love is like a bottle of gin
but a bottle of gin is not like love

http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=88686

I like gin.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Gattigap
A combination of both. Do it sequentially, and the wet spot will be the least of your concerns.

Am I the only one who kept trying to click on "combination" to find out what to do with the gin?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Nice mattress pads aren't like the rubber sheets you needed back when you were 15 and were still wettting the bed the wrong way.

It took me a few dates with RT's sister to figure out the right way.

Nevertheless, I don't like the way they feel on my mattress, which feels much better than any mattress pad. Ever.

TM

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It took me a few dates with RT's sister to figure out the right way.

This makes no sense at all.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
This makes no sense at all.

You're right. The only wrong way with her is when you don't want do it on her. My bad.

TM

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by dtb
Excellent report, NFH. Thank you.


However, if Gwen wears them, I'm taking them back.

That bitch.

I wear them. They make my ass look really perky. And they look super hot with high-heels.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I've been wrong before, but I don't think Fringey is a sock. No opinion on the vasaline-filled part, though.

Vaseline and latex don't mix, so no vaseline in me.

OTOH, my cat loves the taste of vaseline (which is handy, because plain vaseline is much cheaper than the meat-flavored vaseline sold for hairball control). So I have some in the house, should anyone feel the need to fill themselves with vaseline in my house.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
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In addition, the brand has amassed an impressive list of celebrity enthusiasts including Kate Beckinsale, David Beckham, Sarah Chalke, Courteney Cox, Gary Dourdon, Faith Evans, Tom Ford, Jennifer Garner, Heather Graham, Kate Hudson, Angelina Jolie, Donna Karan, Heidi Klum, Nick Lachey, Jennifer Lopez, Freddie Ljungberg, Madonna, Chad Michael Murray, Gwyneth Paltrow, Brooke Shields, Jessica Simpson, Jada Pinkett Smith, Gwen Stefani, Justin Timberlake, Usher, Bruce Willis, the Wayans Bros., and the Cast of Desperate Housewives.
True Religion Brand Jeans can currently be found in the world’s finest retailers including,

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Have you no internal filter at all?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Bullshit, you mean you're too drunk and she feels too dirty to comment.

"she" is plastic!

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield


We call that the "green towel" (no significance to the color green - it just happened to be green).

Why not just keep your work slacks out of the hamper until after the evening session?

[Hank Chinaski]

http://www.wnbc.com/irresistible/486...p=irresistible

nfh, maybe you've seen this by now, and don't take it personally, but if you won, it could really help with the "no one believes you're really a woman" thing. I mean, the award won't help, but the treatment might.

• Minor League Team To Host 'Hairiest Back' Contest
  
  POSTED: 11:23 pm EDT August 17, 2005
  
  WOODBRIDGE, Va. -- The Potomac Nationals of the Carolina League are ready to let the fur fly later this month.
  
  The Class-A affiliate of the Washington Nationals will hold its first-ever "Hairiest Back at the Ballpark" contest before their game against a team from Salem, Va., on Aug. 25.
  
  According to the team's press release, the winner will receive a complimentary laser hair removal service valued at $2,500.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Only because you gave me a defective kidney. Fucking asshole.

Caveat emptor, in bright neon lights.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
"she" is plastic!

Thats still no excuse to vomit on her during missionary.