GO ABBA GO!!!

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Which Peanuts Character are you http://www.quizilla.com/users/anonym...20are%20You%3F ?

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore




Hell, this year alone, he almost killed Coco Crisp.

Effin' Moose.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Pssst. You may be right, but only in the Midwest. Elsewhere it is not even kitsch -- just stupidity.

i had almost replied myself, thinking T. was talking about a secretary in tcotu, then i reread and it was in Pittsburgh. since he complimented her, the only thing i feel we can safely say is she had nice tits. kitsch or stupid I think is unsafe to guesss, but nice tits I feel is a safe prediction.

also, it's likely she was wearing closed toe shoes. Pittsburgh gets cold, but if she was wearing open toes sandals, I promise she only had 5 toes per foot.

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
lime/alkaline-->pink
aluminum sulfate/acid-->blue

Men who know this stuff are hot.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by robustpuppy

I am also Schroeder. And I embrace my neuroses.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Fugee
For the record, I do not have a Santa sweater. Or a reindeer sweater.

Nobody suggested you were a suburban soccer mom.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Men who know this stuff are hot.

And here it is:

Off my corner, ho.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
And here it is:

Off my corner, ho.

Damn, Gina.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Cletus Miller
There is no mascot; it's the team name. Once Indians was dumped, every suggestion was either dumb (Spikes) or had nothing to do with the school (Griffins).

When I was growing up, the poodah on the Peninsula was that when Stanford scrapped the Indian, they put the mascot issue up to a student body vote. The winner was "Robber Barons," but the Board of Trustees scotched the deal because the surviving members of the Stanford clan threatened to pull their -- ahem -- auspices.

Given that Stanford probably now has more brajillions than the grocery biz could ever had made for poor Leland, even adjusted to 1870 dollars, I think the whole story was some crock of shit invented for some faggoty a capella group's between-songs banter.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Rare Bill Watterson appearance, to review the new biography of Charles Schultz in the Wall Street Journal.

"Schulz had an unsuccessful affair"? WTF? Did he put on a Brubeck album, give her a glass of wine, and then promptly stick his dick into a hot candle?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
the surviving members of the Stanford clan

who were these people, given that the university was named in memory of Stanford senior's only child, who died at 16.

But your point stands--there's probably more Google value than Southern Pacific money on campus.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
faggoty a capella group

this, sir, is redundant. Sort of like how one need not be told what the Whiffenpoofs do.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Men who know this stuff are hot.

Ladies, ladies.

Pink hydrangeas for you.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
And here it is:

Off my corner, ho.

And blue for you.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Fucking Gagne.

I may not have another chance to say that, so I just wanted to get it in.