Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by mmm3587
To me, atheticism also includes extremity/eye coordination and the ability to sprint, jump and change direction quickly. Sports like football, soccer, baseball, basketball and hockey all have these in spades.

Come on. That's just unfair. Some of the white guys are good too.

TM

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Plaintiff's lawyers who lost their $145 billion verdict on appeal seek rehearing on ground that 59 pages of the 68-page opinion was a verbatim replication of their opponent's briefs. (Spree: ABA website; you can pretend you're working.)

Plagiarism is still in.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I didn't know what the unspeakable words besides the n-word were either (and no one answered the other posters' earlier queries).

Spic. Wet Back.

TM

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What if someone reaches orgasm in an exercise class or because of vibrations from a vehicle, without actually touching their genitals?

Okay, girls, spill it. I remember from sixth grade sex ed that girls can obtain sexual gratification in public from things like horseback riding, motorcycles, leaning against the right washing machine in the laundromat, and even (in rare cases) rhythmic flexation of the thigh muscles in the choir loft. But I've never actually gotten a firsthand account of a bona fide orgasm from these things --- just reports of a general sense of well-being, let's say.

Have you ever been brought to actual climax in a public place from one of these hands-free episodes? If so, how do you disguise the moment? Cough or sneeze, I take it?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by idle acts
Where do you go to the gym?

Alas, this has never happened to me personally. It may be partly that I would not really want to (in that situation), so I have a mental block about it.

I think there was some posting about this on the other board at one time and I believe at least one current poster had experienced this, but I may be misremembering or she may have been joking.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Spic. Wet Back.

TM

That's the best you can do? African-American, please.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Nipples are out. Too mammalian.

On who's list?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Things may have changed, but I believe in one or two of the southern states it is illegal to possess a vibrator - I think masturbation is part of that whole line of reasoning.

Alabama. That legislation was recently affirmed by that state's legislature.

In Texas it's only dildoes and artificial vaginas that are outright outlawed as "obscene devices." "'Obscene device' means a device including a dildo or artificial vagina, designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs." The statute in Texas really only talks about promoting such devices, so my bringing my rabbit across state lines is ok. I'm presumed to have the intent to promote obscene devices, though, if I have more than six of them (I'm assuming six of the same kind, not six obscene devices generally). Theoretically, I guess, some vibrators could be considered obscene under the statute, though the personal massager argument will likely prevail. Given that I can buy a vibrator off the shelf at Cindy's and I've heard judges talk about the health that can be promoted through vibrators, I think that vibrators have been deemed Ok.

"Deviant sexual intercourse" in the statute overturned by Johnson had a second definition of "the penetration of the genitals or the anus of another person with an object."

Edited to add my favorite part of the statute: " It is an affirmative defense to prosecution under this section that the person who possesses or promotes material or a device proscribed by this section does so for a bona fide medical, psychiatric, judicial, legislative, or law enforcement purpose."

R(thinking about opening a sex shop)T

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Okay, girls, spill it. I remember from sixth grade sex ed that girls can obtain sexual gratification in public from things like horseback riding, motorcycles, and even (in rare cases) rhythmic flexation of the thigh muscles in the choir loft. But I've never actually gotten a firsthand account of a bona fide orgasm from these things --- just reports of a general sense of well-being, let's say.

Have you ever been brought to actual climax in a public place from one of these hands-free episodes? If so, how do you disguise the moment? Cough or sneeze, I take it?

I used to take a bus to law school. I used to reach orgasm frequently on the way. It was a bumpy ride. My friend that rode with me would know it was happening because I would hold it in and little capillaries would burst at the edge of my forehead and I would arrive at school with little red dots on the edge of my face.*


*As noted earlier, I have a blood disorder which means that my capillaries burst more easily than other people's. Before I got my platelets under control everyone would know the next day if I had had sex the night before because I had little red dots all over my face and neck that would last till well into the next morning (it used to happen whether I held back or not). Now that I have more platelets, you can't tell unless I have a really big one. It's a bit of a signpost for my husband.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I used to take a bus to law school. I used to reach orgasm frequently on the way. It was a bumpy ride.

Apparently I didn't misremember.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I've heard judges talk about the health that can be promoted through vibrators, I think that vibrators have been deemed Ok.

Didn't some judge in Texas have the parties in some prosecution bring in all nature of these devices so he could study them to determine whether they met the prohibitions of the statute?

Or am I just remembering some law school exam hypo.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
On who's list?

Only those who matter.

http://www.ufoseek.org/News/watchers-reps.htm

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I used to take a bus to law school. I used to reach orgasm frequently on the way.

Can't say I ever got that excited about going to class.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Didn't some judge in Texas have the parties in some prosecution bring in all nature of these devices so he could study them to determine whether they met the prohibitions of the statute?

Or am I just remembering some law school exam hypo.

You are right, that happened.

As far as the spontaneous orgasms, yeah I've had them, but they aren't normally as strong as the ones I have with a partner, so it isn't obvious. I guess if you knew me well enough you could figure out what was going on. Not too many people know me that well however.

Nice way to brighten up a day though

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Spic. Wet Back.

TM

Maybe it's not kosher on Friday, but thank you!

About the masturbation question, I've never had an orgasm from a gym class or a washing machine (or a bus, go GWNC!) but working out definitely makes me horny.