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[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Her eyes only roll into the back of her head when she's double fisting. And maybe during a nice slow ass fucking.

For some reason, I read this as "being double fisted"... and got a whole different visual than all the rest of you.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
48% of British men surveyed admitted to having fallen asleep during sex.

Anyone willing to cop to this? I, for one, cannot. God knows I love to sleep, but lacking the wherewithal to drop your goo and then nod off is simply inexcusable. [/IMG]

Maybe during a BJ, but I think I was highly intoxicated. Never during sex.

[andViolins]

This is what WB wants to do to Bugs Bunny.

Yikes.



aV

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
"He was very nervous, wearing loose fitting shorts with no other clothing, and he had a tremendous amount of Vaseline covering his entire body and the interior of his vehicle," Lansdale police officer George Johnson wrote in the criminal complaint.

(spree: work-safe, unless you read it aloud)

My favorite quote:

When Cassell was arrested and searched, police discovered he was wearing a pair of women’s thong underwear under his shorts, according to court documents.

Why? Was he worried about VPL with his loose fitting shorts?

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
In my mind, Sequels looks like this.

I missed the post where someone was named "Sequels". Who is it?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

I attended a black tie event last night which was notable for me, because I don't go to too many of these things. Anyway, fun. Among the highlights:

1. Beautiful women (ages approx. 23-28) outnumbered hot men about 50-1. Such is New York, I guess.

2. Spent a good chunk of the evening hiding from a (definitely not hot) friend of my friend's bf who wanted to talk about structured finance. Jesus Christ.

3. Spent other good chunk of evening hiding from friend's bf who kept wanting to touch my back. wtf.

and, finally....

4. Stepped on Ashley Olsen's toe! woo hoo!

[Dualit]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Not hot. Weird looking. Out of proportion. She looks like a gay man with TITS!!!

If I had TITS!!!, I would not look like that. Maybe it's my lack of ab definition.

[Dualit]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
. . . I of course will be double-fisting.

I had no idea you were into that fetish.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch


Adventurous Hummer owner to be charged under Arizona's new "stupid motorist" law for cost of water rescue.

"After wet weather dumped two inches of rain over the Valley over the past week, the sheriff's posses had a record-breaking number of rescues: 21 people, including 7 children, and three dogs."

I'm glad I'm not the only one who considers dogs to be people.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
4. Stepped on Ashley Olsen's toe! woo hoo!

Did Mary Kate eat anything?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I attended a black tie event last night which was notable for me, because I don't go to too many of these things. Anyway, fun. Among the highlights:

3. Spent other good chunk of evening hiding from friend's bf who kept wanting to touch my back. wtf.

Assuming that your "wtf" was at least in part a question, and was not merely a rhetorical expression of disgust ....

... becasue backs are sexy. Were you wearing a backless dress? Very hot.

eta that one should generally not touch the bare backs of the female friends of one's gf at a black tie event. Unless one is dancing, I suppose.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by mmm3587 ...and some documentary on HBO about that dude who does mass public nudes...

I finally got around to watching this last night, and I thought it was very good. The differences in different cultures' ideas about nudity and its relation to sexuality were fascinating, as it was to see someone actually making art. Made me nostalgic for all the time I spent in a darkroom and the lightheadedness you get from developer. Here is a link to a page about the documentary:

http://www.hbo.com/docs/programs/nak...interview.html

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by mmm3587
I finally got around to watching this last night, and I thought it was very good. The differences in different cultures' ideas about nudity and its relation to sexuality were fascinating, as it was to see someone actually making art. Made me nostalgic for all the time I spent in a darkroom and the lightheadedness you get from developer. Here is a link to a page about the documentary:

http://www.hbo.com/docs/programs/nak...interview.html

I saw the documentary a few years ago, and I liked a lot of the pieces. London looked very cold, and Melborune looked like the most fun. You can volunteer to be on the list of people that he calls if he's doing a shoot in your area at his website. http://www.spencertunick.com/

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by mmm3587
I finally got around to watching this last night, and I thought it was very good. The differences in different cultures' ideas about nudity and its relation to sexuality were fascinating, as it was to see someone actually making art. Made me nostalgic for all the time I spent in a darkroom and the lightheadedness you get from developer. Here is a link to a page about the documentary:

http://www.hbo.com/docs/programs/nak...interview.html

They also showed the Real Sex where the Native American dude teaches middle-aged hippies to orgasm by breathing. I admire the Native American guy. He realized at some point there were stupid, insecure white people who would pay money to be get naked in front of each other and be told some bogus shit about sex. I would like to hear him laugh his ass off while he tells his friends what he does for a living.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What's the difference between dating someone, and doing social-type, non-fucking stuff with the same person you are fucking?

http://nolongerlonely.com/

(work safe)