Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have a date tonight and my manicure is chipping. Damn. Do men notice these things?

On you? I would think not. Unless they're gay or metro.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have a date tonight and my manicure is chipping. Damn. Do men notice these things?

I realize this is an inane question, but it concerns me and my mind has recently turned to mush.

we do. Sometimes that looks hot like the Gwen Stefani look.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Covington has a sweet Mardi Gras parade.

THere is an actual Covington, KY? I thought I invented it.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by dtb
ETA: And excellent use of the possessive with a gerund!

thank you.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
[SIZE=1]thank you. [SIZE]

Not such a good use of the html tags, however.

ETA: Fuck.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I know you totally related to the Jennifer LOve Hewitt character in Po5 for tryig to get someone to quit driniking. But you see, she actually was sweet and not vindictive in the show, not self absorbed. Oh, and she had tits. But you probably liked the horse face. Made you hungry?

Who's trying to have an intervention here? Jesus, those things are only for hardcore addicts. You don't fire off one of those just because you saw some show on alcoholism and determined that "Tom's nightly martini is a sign of real trouble ahead."

[andViolins]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
spookyfish is very generous with cake.

I've broken bread with spooky and that FUCKER never gave me any cake.

Fucker.

Although he did buy the beer once.

aV

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I know you totally related to the Jennifer LOve Hewitt character in Po5 for tryig to get someone to quit driniking. But you see, she actually was sweet and not vindictive in the show, not self absorbed. Oh, and she had tits. But you probably liked the horse face. Made you hungry?

What the hell is wrong with you? They let you snort that shit off your desk? And let me give you a little hint--posting is not condusive to meeting billables.

Toodles.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
THere is an actual Covington, KY? I thought I invented it.

You did a good job, then. http://www.covingtonky.com/

Or you've flown into Cincy to catch a Reds/Mets series. Covington is the town across the river from Cincinnati, and is where the airport is.

(Podunkville is not there, btw. Did we have a good time doing karaoke at the Dew Drop Inn?)

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
THere is an actual Covington, KY? I thought I invented it.

I think it's right across the border from West Virginia. It used to be where all determination letter applications for retirement plans went. Heck, it may still be.

Who knew you were a benefits person???

ETA Oh, right across from Ohio. Whoops.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I bet Justin is THRILLED he got out of that one. How did this woman become famous? She is decidedly not hot. And don't even get me started on "I have absolutely no redeeming qualities" Federline.

B: "So, what makes it different when you have sex with one girl or with a different girl?"

K: "I don't like you. You are annoying. I don't want to be here. You made me come on tour and leach off of you. Hey, did I tell you I just knocked up my girlfriend Shar? Love is, you know, love. I don't need a certificate to tell me that. "

No, Kevin, you don't. But you do need that certificate to get your hands on Britney's millions. Maybe you aren't as dumb as you seem after all?

I'm ready to come forward and defend Britney. Look, she's a girl from a small town in the deep south with an overbearing mother who has managed to make something of her life. As I've said beofre, she is the new fat Elvis, and fat Elvises are rare and to be savored and appreciated.

She got herself knocked up at a young age, but it gets her away from her bastard husband.

She married a bastard at a young age, but it got her away from her bitch mother.

She became a star at a young age thanks to good surgery and hype but it got her out of Mississippi.

She's accomplished a lot and come a long way. She's provided us with years of entertainment, little of it musical. And, that babe of hers is the next Lisa Marie.

Yes, she needs to learn to make only bad movies that feature her singing and TITS instead of so-called acting. Elvis learned that (well, it wasn't his TITS he was swinging around, but then you all know that), and she will too. I'm looking forward to seeing her in the musical remake of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.

OK, Britney. You Go Girl.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
On you? I would think not. Unless they're gay or metro.

Thank you! I don't think he's gay. Not as sure about the metro.

It's only a tiny chip. But annoying.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
And let me give you a little hint--posting is not condusive to meeting billables.

What a fucking downer you are. Glad to know you won't be by here anymore then. Off off. Gotta go meet your billables! Maybe you'll get a gold star by your name with your increased productivity now that you've sworn off the internet. Brava!

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I think Sebby likes TITS. And I htink your incessant lecturing on other people's drinking and drug use might cause his dick to crawl up into his abdomen. I am not sure what woudl happen to his gigantic balls though. Do you teabag?

Sweetie, where do you get this idea that i obsessively lecture on alcohol and drug consumption? Is that your coke paranoia kicking in? 'Cause in the like 5 times I've met you in my life this wasn't really a subject of conversation.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
What a fucking downer you are. Glad to know you won't be by here anymore then. Off off. Gotta go meet your billables! Maybe you'll get a gold star by your name with your increased productivity now that you've sworn off the internet. Brava!

She's gunning for a big bonus this year, so she can buy a new pony.