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06-17-2005, 03:17 PM
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#1681
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
best olives for a martini, for someone who likes olive-laden martinis. This is for a gift. The person prefers their martinis made with vodka, not gin. Yes, I realize this is a travesty to many. However, as this is a gift to a person sorely in need of an alcoholic gift, I feel it is not the time to try to show him the error of his ways. No, I am not going to switch the gift to scotch to avoid the issue.
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If this person like their martinis on the dry side, but not completely without vermouth, there is a brand of olives which come steeped in vermouth. I forget the exact name, but it's a personal name, kind of Jewish sounding. They have them at Williams-Sonoma, but you can also frequently find them at your ordinary grocery store.
More generally, almost any Queen olive, stuffed with whatever you choose, is best. I particularly like a brand called Holsum.
I hope your gift is intended to be a small token. Unless you're planning on buying your friend a case of them, olives aren't terribly expensive.
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06-17-2005, 03:20 PM
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#1682
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
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TomKat - gack
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Less, here are your odds...
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You must have passed into another dimension in which: (1) I care about Tom and Katie; (2) I care about the drivel you post.
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06-17-2005, 03:21 PM
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#1683
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Registered User
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Originally posted by taxwonk
If this person like their martinis on the dry side, but not completely without vermouth, there is a brand of olives which come steeped in vermouth. I forget the exact name, but it's a personal name, kind of Jewish sounding. They have them at Williams-Sonoma, but you can also frequently find them at your ordinary grocery store.
More generally, almost any Queen olive, stuffed with whatever you choose, is best. I particularly like a brand called Holsum.
I hope your gift is intended to be a small token. Unless you're planning on buying your friend a case of them, olives aren't terribly expensive.
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It's a small token, and there will be vodka involved as well. I do not want ones soaked in vermouth as the attraction is the taste of olives after they've been in the vodka for a while.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-17-2005, 03:23 PM
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#1684
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Things that suck
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The wheelbarrow (or "the WB," as we swingers describe it), is simply using the woman's legs as the arms of a wheelbarrow. Traditionally, the woman is facing upward. However, a littled used and unpopular position known as the reverse wheelbarrow does exist. This requires the woman to walk/prop herself on her hands while the man stands/walks behind her. Not very hot.
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I guess I was talking about reverse wheelbarrow then.
Is woman on top included in missionary? I always think of missionary as just man on top.
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06-17-2005, 03:27 PM
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#1685
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I guess I was talking about reverse wheelbarrow then.
Is woman on top included in missionary? I always think of missionary as just man on top.
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No. Sebby was wrong. The woman's face is facing the floor. Her hands are the "wheels" to the wheelbarrow. Her ass, like any position from behind, is the ashtray stand.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-17-2005, 03:32 PM
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#1686
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Moderator
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I guess I was talking about reverse wheelbarrow then.
Is woman on top included in missionary? I always think of missionary as just man on top.
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Who knows? I still can't figure out why its called missionary. Was it the position most often used by missionaries to rape "savage" women?
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06-17-2005, 03:33 PM
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#1687
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Rageaholic
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Who knows? I still can't figure out why its called missionary. Was it the position most often used by missionaries to rape "savage" women?
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Gwink, I think this answers your question about the "woman on top" thing.
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06-17-2005, 03:39 PM
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#1688
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Registered User
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Location: Flyover land
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Who knew?
Gack. On the plus side, they serve dinner all day at both locations, so no problem getting the ribeye. On the minus side, the ribeye is $39.95 al la carte. I don't want ribeye that much. I miss Texas Land & Cattle. I don't care that it's a chain.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-17-2005, 03:40 PM
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#1689
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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As if you needed further proof
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I really only meant the Peasant Jews, not the Aristocratic Jews.
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ETadd some substance:
I am four hours away from a weekend of doing absolutely nothing. I can't tell you all how excited I am about that prospect.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-17-2005, 03:42 PM
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#1690
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Who knows? I still can't figure out why its called missionary. Was it the position most often used by missionaries to rape "savage" women?
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Harmonic convergence. Today's "Straight Dope" column deals with that exact subject. Brief answer - it comes from Kinsey, mixing up stuff reported by an obscure anthropologist.
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/050617.html
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06-17-2005, 03:44 PM
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#1691
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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Who knew?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What do you want the guy to do? Turn shit into gold bullion? He's human, and he just put out the comedic equivalent of the Stones' 67-71 album run (Beggars, Let it Bleed, Sticky, Exile) - in two years! If he got any better, there'd be a case to be made that he was the second coming.
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I recently had a discussion with a friend of mine about this. Does anyone know a television show that had it's best season after the third year? We are both hard core fans of a variety of shows (Buffy, X-Files, Alias, Simpsons, etc.), and we couldn't think of a single television show that got better as the run went on.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-17-2005, 03:44 PM
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#1692
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Things that suck
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Who knows? I still can't figure out why its called missionary. Was it the position most often used by missionaries to rape "savage" women?
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The missionaries told the savages that they should have sex with the man on top, facing each other, because that was the way Jesus intended people to fuck.
I think the reasoning was that animals do it from behind, and of course the man should be in the superior position.
Why anyone would let a (supposedly) celibate priest tell them how to fuck is beyond me.
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06-17-2005, 03:45 PM
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#1693
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World Ruler
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My sister sued for something like this. She was kicked out on a motion to dismiss. "The court finds claimant's delivering of a 'blumpie' was not a reasonably foreseeable activity in the area of a Flushmaster 1900."
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It was already messed up - that's why the maintenance guy showed up so quickly. Think having clean hands will help me defeat a mtd? Do you do plaintiff's work?
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06-17-2005, 03:48 PM
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#1694
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Who knew?
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I recently had a discussion with a friend of mine about this. Does anyone know a television show that had it's best season after the third year? We are both hard core fans of a variety of shows (Buffy, X-Files, Alias, Simpsons, etc.), and we couldn't think of a single television show that got better as the run went on.
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The first couple of seasons of the Simpsons were not as good as the third and fourth, and I think the fifth. Then it went downhill.
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06-17-2005, 03:55 PM
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#1695
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Moderator
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Everything I Need to Know I Learn on VH-1.
Usually cute kid stars grow up ugly. This is not the best picture, but I was shocked to learn last night that Tina Yothers (Jennifer from "Family Ties") turned out this well:
![](http://www.familyties-tv.com/postcards/tina2.jpg)
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