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12-15-2005, 06:14 PM
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#1681
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World Ruler
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Slate's Guide
to Magazine Gift Guides
http://www.slate.com/id/2132352/
New York magazine's gift guide includes a section on gift interpretation: "Good to know that buying an expensive bottle of Scotch for your office Secret Santa is code for 'Gimme some nookie.'"
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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12-15-2005, 06:15 PM
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#1682
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Slate's Guide
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
to Magazine Gift Guides
http://www.slate.com/id/2132352/
New York magazine's gift guide includes a section on gift interpretation: "Good to know that buying an expensive bottle of Scotch for your office Secret Santa is code for 'Gimme some nookie.'"
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Oh, crap.
NOW you tell me.
At what point does the label "expensive" apply? I think I may be safe...
Last edited by dtb; 12-15-2005 at 06:18 PM..
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12-15-2005, 06:22 PM
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#1683
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Name that FB Betty!
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Watch out. Security will play with your underwear.
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UnderPANTS. Jesus Hank. You are so disrespectful to me. UnderPANTS. |
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12-15-2005, 06:26 PM
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#1684
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Slate's Guide
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Originally posted by dtb
Oh, crap.
NOW you tell me.
At what point does the label "expensive" apply? I think I may be safe...
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You should have gone with the chewing tobacco.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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12-15-2005, 06:32 PM
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#1685
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Not Bob's Flashback -- update
So, you all may recall that hearing the Waitresses sing "Christmas Wrapping" yesterday on the radio was (like the smell of a cookie) the trigger of a wee bit of misty, water-colored memories of the punk rock girl.
Anyway, like any other stalke...uh, friend who lost touch, I googled the punk rock girl. I think (based upon a picture of her wearing a flannel shirt at a fundraiser to benefit a "womyn's collective") that she may now be a lesbian, nttwwt.
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12-15-2005, 06:40 PM
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#1686
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Slate's Guide
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You should have gone with the chewing tobacco.
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And just when, exactly, isn't that good advice? |
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12-15-2005, 06:41 PM
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#1687
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Slate's Guide
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
to Magazine Gift Guides
http://www.slate.com/id/2132352/
New York magazine's gift guide includes a section on gift interpretation: "Good to know that buying an expensive bottle of Scotch for your office Secret Santa is code for 'Gimme some nookie.'"
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Say if I want to let the receptionist know I would like to ejaculate on her as she sits at her desk- what's a good gift?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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12-15-2005, 06:46 PM
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#1688
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Slate's Guide
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Say if I want to let the receptionist know I would like to ejaculate on her as she sits at her desk- what's a good gift?
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Showercap and toothpaste?
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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12-15-2005, 06:49 PM
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#1689
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Slate's Guide
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Say if I want to let the receptionist know I would like to ejaculate on her as she sits at her desk- what's a good gift?
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http://images.search.yahoo.com/searc...t=225&ei=UTF-8
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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12-15-2005, 07:06 PM
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#1690
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Not Bob's Flashback -- update
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Anyway, like any other stalke...uh, friend who lost touch, I googled the punk rock girl. I think (based upon a picture of her wearing a flannel shirt at a fundraiser to benefit a "womyn's collective") that she may now be a lesbian, nttwwt.
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So she doesn't dress like Minnie Pearl. Another fantasy shattered.
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Boogers!
Last edited by LessinSF; 12-15-2005 at 07:10 PM..
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12-15-2005, 07:10 PM
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#1691
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Vindicated!
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Originally posted by ironweed
Is eating alone at Chinese restaurants instead of steakhouses part of the LessinSF Early Retirement Scheme? I just want to know before I buy into the whole program.
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Actually, it was a P.F. Chang's at the mall buying Christmas gifts, and researching world cellular plans.
On a related note, I have learned that I can start withdrawing my IRAs (and rolled over 401(k)'s) even at age 39 with no lump taxation or penalties under what is called a 72(t) SEPP distribution. See http://www.retireearlyhomepage.com/wdraw59.html . Psyche!
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Boogers!
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12-15-2005, 07:13 PM
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#1692
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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uh
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you dim fuck. Fringey had nothing to with the exchange. You know ncs and fringey aren't the same right?
And it wasn't even a post against ncs. Any mid-old schooler knew that it was really a slam against flower because he hung with people who thought they made sushi. It was my subtle reminder to lay off ncs and her pho specualtion.
Rather than trying to figure out what's going on here, maybe you could post one of your long funny things where you pretend to be a Confederate who has old time racists beliefs but then you do your post so that we can all see how wrong those beliefs are. It's gold man! gold!
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You should not let a sock get you so angry. It's a bit surprising from a seasoned poster like you.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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12-15-2005, 07:22 PM
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#1693
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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uh
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You should not let a sock get you so angry. It's a bit surprising from a seasoned poster like you.
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Mmmmm, pumpkin pie seasoning. And poultry seasoning. And seasoned salt. |
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12-15-2005, 07:22 PM
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#1694
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Vindicated!
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Originally posted by LessinSF
On a related note, I have learned that I can start withdrawing my IRAs (and rolled over 401(k)'s) even at age 39 with no lump taxation or penalties under what is called a 72(t) SEPP distribution. See http://www.retireearlyhomepage.com/wdraw59.html . Psyche!
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There are also websites that tell you you don't have to pay income tax at all, and that, even if you did, the money you are paying with is illegal.
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12-15-2005, 07:23 PM
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#1695
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 138
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uh
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You should not let a sock get you so angry. It's a bit surprising from a seasoned poster like you.
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