Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Kiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyy

Puckettttttttttttttttttttttt

Everytime I hear this phrase I am reminded that there is NOOOOOOOOOOO SMOOOOOKING in the Metrodome. NOOOOOOOOOOO SMOOOOOOOKING. (Wild Cheers).

Also, the Kirbster is the original JLo.

[notcasesensitive]

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive

Does his fucked-up nose count as scars that would entice gwinky to lust after him?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's not a good meal unless you spill a little on your shirt. At least that's what I always claim when I do it, which is (honestly) about half the time.

Sidd celebrates really good meals by falling asleep facedown in the plate. He occassionally does the same thing with the laps of particularaly attractive strippers, but on those occassions I'm pretty sure he's faking it.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
[ghoulish MJ photo ]

Now, that was just plain mean.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Sidd celebrates really good meals by falling asleep facedown in the plate. He occassionally does the same thing with the laps of particularaly attractive strippers, but on those occassions I'm pretty sure he's faking it.

Sidd, Wanker and Penske are all kind of merging into the same person for me thru constant cross-referencing.

I wish all of you could see into my head to see what that looks like. It is a member of the Not family -- Not Pretty.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I may very well consider running for the legislature on the sole platform of getting rid of that stupid obscene devices law.

Note to self: Do not open store in Cleburne.

I will vote for you. I have been frustrated in my attempts to open a megastore in a certain vacant domed stadium ("Astrodong" has a nice ring to it). I am sure this platform will attract many one-issue voters and could inspire a new political party. I will help with your bumperstickers.

Until the sweeping reform that your sure victory will bring, buttplugless Texans will have to content themselves with hygiene products such as this.

http://www.buttcandle.com/index.cgi?op=Home (spree: no pictures, but read the url)

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am definitley sending some money to PETA this week.

If we contribute too, will you accept Chevy's old offer?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I wish all of you could see into my head to see what that looks like. It is a member of the Not family -- Not Pretty.

Reminds me of the old joke when you're out:

Friend: Yo, I saw that girl sweatin' you. You gonna get on that?

TM: Nah, man. She's Bruce Lee's cousin. Can't fuck with it.

Friend: Bruce Lee's cousin? Really?

TM: Yeah. Ug Lee.

TM

Originally posted by LessinSF
If we contribute too, will you accept Chevy's old offer?

Lester, how many people do you think you can get to kick me off the board? Why don't you put your money where your mouth is and see if you can raise one thousand. But you personally are capped at one hundred. Go for it. You would probably have better luck getting laid once sometime in 2004. If you bought some spittleguards for your face that is.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Well, actually, given my aversion to kids, and especially the bearing them part, though also the raising them part, although not the making them part, I really meant to convey that I highly doubted Ty was in a marching band due to his lack of rhythm.

Well, the nice thing about bearing his child is that you'll both find out if Ty has a sense of rhythm, and you'll lose yours completely.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'd even have a three-way with Bn'B (gratuitous man-pleasing reference)

Is the third me or Slave?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am so happy to have pleased you.

Of course, my pleasing you was in no way intended to please any man.

And yet, I feel this strange craving for a smoke, a sandwich, and a nap, in that order.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Lester, how many people do you think you can get to kick me off the board? Why don't you put your money where your mouth is and see if you can raise one thousand. But you personally are capped at one hundred. Go for it. You would probably have better luck getting laid once sometime in 2004. If you bought some spittleguards for your face that is.

Paigs, hun, where is the love today? You've been picking fights with everyone. I ask you all again, please, please, please for the sake of the board, can't we all get along?!?!?

[Fugee]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I like this concept. Pick a signoff from a different culture to sseem ironically cool and festive, while subversively passive aggressively conveying that the cheers person sounds like a schmuck. It has to be subtle so they aren't sure whether they have been insulted, but not so subtle it flies by their just got the memo head. How about "aloha" or "ciao"?

I give you license to use my own invention of a seemingly ironically cool and festive signoff. Just don't forget and think you invented it. It's a little Minnesota specific so YMMV:

"Ciao, Sven."

Of course it doesn't work if the person you're talking to is actually named Sven.