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[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I know that. Jeez. take it easy it's hot but you're cranky.

To the extent that robustpuppy is not already taking it easy, I am guessing that this post is unlikely to succeed in getting her to desired state of mind.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
NotBob's weak protestations notwithstanding, this is the most transparent of all of Penske's battalion of socks. Not that I want to get all philosophical and shit, but why create a sock when it is clear from the sock's first post that the sock is you? Why not just post under your own moniker?

Maybe because the hello kitty avatar is just so fucking cute?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
No water americano, aka, fucking espresso, dimwit.

Doesn't anyone just drink coffee anymore?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
NotBob's weak protestations notwithstanding, this is the most transparent of all of Penske's battalion of socks. Not that I want to get all philosophical and shit, but why create a sock when it is clear from the sock's first post that the sock is you? Why not just post under your own moniker?

The First Vietnamese War sounds like it could have been the B-side to I had Too much To Dream Last Night. the Prunes would still be a 1- hit wonder.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You cannot put them in a box. They are magical:

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...463#post183463

Thanks -- I may to pick that CD up. (AoN, do you think that maybe a young sebby was attacked by a seven sisters student wielding an acoustic guitar? *And* maybe a trumpet in the hands of Chick Corea, Chuck Mangione, or Maynard Ferguson)?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Doesn't anyone just drink coffee anymore?

I hear that, brother. Loud and clear. There was a time when you would walk into the diner, ask for a cup of coffee, hand the waitress a dollar, and still get enough change back to get the juke box cranking Buddy Holly until you finished the cup AND the free refill. Nowadays, you can't just get a coffee. You have to learn a whole new language and then shout your half-minute order at some iPod-blasting kid with a face tattoo and a split penis who just rolled in from the rave and is probably still hallucinating on the designer drugs his buddy made with a recipe downloaded from screwtheman.com. I mean, seriously. Soy milk? Who puts soy milk in coffee? I'll tell you who. Communists. Communists and fags.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
Thank God for David Milch and Deadwood, a profane oasis in an otherwise vast wasteland.

I'd been watching TV recently and wondered, "Why are these shows on? Are people really crying out for reruns of Becker?"

There's just nothing worth watching except Deadwood, The Daily Show, and The Colbert Report. Even the "lost" episodes of Chappelle's Show are a disappointment. I've read the articles and seen the interviews, and I'm not satisfied with his reasons for leaving the show. Granted, I'm not his target audience, or maybe I am and Dave is uncomfortable with that.

This article is almost interesting. But much like many of the articles written on this "new" Dave Chappelle, it's not built on anything.

Chappelle did say that he was uncomfortable with how hard a white employee on the set was laughing at one of his sketches and how that made him uneasy. But when asked why he left by everyone from Oprah Winfrey to Anderson Cooper, he's said many things. His answers range from "the pressure to produce because of the money" to the fact that "everyone would say the third season wasn't as good as the first two," to his "disappointment in his good friend and Chappelle Show co-creator," who didn't try to talk to him or find out what was going on when he skipped town, and instead gave interviews about the possibility of Chappelle losing his mind.

The article picks one of what must have been numerous reasons for him quitting and extrapolates and projects based on other small and seemingly supporting clues in Chappelle's work to come to some kind of grand racial conclusion. I think the author had a point that what was funny between him, his friend (and Chappelle Show producer, whom the author fails to mention is very white) and the black community was suddenly what was on the lips of every white person in the country. And that must have had some effect on Chappelle. Hearing white people go on and on about the Niggars would be strange, for sure, if you were the source. But I think he overstates his argument simply because there isn't enough evidence that it was or could be the main reason behind why he gave the show up.

I think he thought the show was changing him and/or changing how people treated him. He told Anderson Cooper that after he signed that contract everyone stepped back from him and said, "Well, what are you going to do with this business now?" It was no longer an intimate, team-oriented venture. I don't think he was having fun anymore and the racial aspect is only a part of that, in my opinion.

Also, some of the crap he uses to show how Chappelle's audience, as well as that of certain conscious hip hop artists, is more popular with whites is just plain silly. The Roots, Common, Erykah Badu, Jill Scott, Dead Prez, Mos Def, Talib Kweli may be popular among certain groups of white people, but they make music for black people, or better yet, people like themselves. If white people like it, cool. But I don't think any one of them is truly struggling with that. (Although, to be sure, there are plenty of throwback type artists who would love more support in the black community. He just didn't name them.) 50 Cent pretends to do the same, but we all know he is promoting an image and writing songs for mass market, which means he is targeting Bilmore's kids.

Also, the author's point about where the concert was held, seems to tie into this white encroachment on "blackness," but it's really just stupid. It's like he needed an analogy to make his piece seem more substantial, so he threw that one in because he wanted to say he lived in Brooklyn.

TM

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Doesn't anyone just drink coffee anymore?

I don't drink coffee anymore. Just tea, and only herbal or decaf. That is the reason for my sunny disposition.

(Notorious cranksters like, oh, I don't know, PLF, might want to take a cue from me).

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't drink coffee anymore. Just tea, and only herbal or decaf. That is the reason for my sunny disposition.

(Notorious cranksters like, oh, I don't know, PLF, might want to take a cue from me).

I don't drink coffee. Or tea. Or colas. I do have the occasional Red Bull, but only before spin classes, soccer games, and mountain bike races. Or at the club with a tasty splash of Stoli. A few Stoli Red Bulls and a couple or three hits of the chronic will give me a sunny disposition, too, but it is a blurry, post-apocalyptic sun covered in angry solar flares and coronal mass ejections.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I hear that, brother. Loud and clear. There was a time when you would walk into the diner, ask for a cup of coffee, hand the waitress a dollar, and still get enough change back to get the juke box cranking Buddy Holly until you finished the cup AND the free refill. Nowadays, you can't just get a coffee. You have to learn a whole new language and then shout your half-minute order at some iPod-blasting kid with a face tattoo and a split penis who just rolled in from the rave and is probably still hallucinating on the designer drugs his buddy made with a recipe downloaded from screwtheman.com. I mean, seriously. Soy milk? Who puts soy milk in coffee? I'll tell you who. Communists. Communists and fags.

Which part of your morning transactions with the Starbucks kid allows you to be privy to the split status of his penis?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I hear that, brother. Loud and clear. There was a time when you would walk into the diner, ask for a cup of coffee, hand the waitress a dollar, and still get enough change back to get the juke box cranking Buddy Holly until you finished the cup AND the free refill. Nowadays, you can't just get a coffee. You have to learn a whole new language and then shout your half-minute order at some iPod-blasting kid with a face tattoo and a split penis who just rolled in from the rave and is probably still hallucinating on the designer drugs his buddy made with a recipe downloaded from screwtheman.com. I mean, seriously. Soy milk? Who puts soy milk in coffee? I'll tell you who. Communists. Communists and fags.

(1) You know, it makes me feel bad when you mock me like that. You should try to think a little bit about how your words can hurt others before you speak.

(2) The scary thing is that this is pretty close what I was actually thinking (except that I would have said "nancy boys" instead of "fags").

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't drink coffee anymore. Just tea, and only herbal or decaf. That is the reason for my sunny disposition.

Ditto. Except I think I can do without the "anymore" at the end of the first sentence. My internet girlfriend and I are melding into the same Betsey Johnson-wearing, tea sipping, (good) toro eating person. Though I haven't started punching people in the face yet as part of my exercise regimen. Maybe I'll try that tonight with Mr. Man.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Not Bob
(1) You know, it makes me feel bad when you mock me like that. You should try to think a little bit about how your words can hurt others before you speak.

(2) The scary thing is that this is pretty close what I was actually thinking (except that I would have said "nancy boys" instead of "fags").

beer has changed in the same way. like in college we drank:

1)Bass
2)Blue
3)Stroh's
4)Milwaukee's Best
5)Drewrey's
6)Buckhorn
7)Falstaff

in that order, and based upon available funds- never needed to make hard choices-
now I can't imagine picking out beer to drink. My tiny corner market must have 100 options even w/o counting imports.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Which part of your morning transactions with the Starbucks kid allows you to be privy to the split status of his penis?

The part where I blow him as he pours a triple shot of espresso down his naked stomach. It's called the No Water Americano Extra Froth.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
NotBob's weak protestations notwithstanding, this is the most transparent of all of Penske's battalion of socks. Not that I want to get all philosophical and shit, but why create a sock when it is clear from the sock's first post that the sock is you? Why not just post under your own moniker?

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. Just when I thought I was out, you fuckers pull me back in.

I have been called out of retirement by my good friend and comrade Patentpara.

Once and for all, she is not me, and I am not here. I am not even a chick. Or a paralegal. Or possessed of intellectual property. And she's not the inverse...or converse....or reverse. Whatever.

As further evidence, please find below, a redacted googletalk correspondence I am currently having with her, even as I type this, i.e. multi-tasking:

patentpara: they think I am u again on the lawtalkers


penske: oh shit
should i post
and explain
that i retired
and you are not me
and i am not you
????????????????????????????????


patentpara: if you would like
[Ty] knows who I am and defended me


penske: do uyoi think it would help?


patentpara: and he got flamed


penske: those bastards


patentpara: they just didn't believe him/me.
it is up to you


penske: hmmmmm


patentpara: LOL
lol


penske: if you had to vote


patentpara: you are so funny.
yeah
okay


penske: yes, I am, funny, hilarious. my wit is wasted on those dumkoffs.
which wayt would you vote
ok


patentpara: whatever you're comfy with don't want u to force u to do anything


penske: this has to end
now


patentpara: LOL
you are so serious!


penske: do you mind if i post a redacted versiuon on this IM
as evidence
names redacted
obviously


patentpara: okay
fine


penske: ythat ususally helps


patentpara: okay
but redact carefully


penske: exactly
carefully is my middle nam,e
actually


patentpara: and leave [Ty] out of it


penske: its jaime


patentpara: redact him out


penske: but carefully is m,y confirmation name


patentpara: your middle name is jaime?
jaime is your middle name


penske: yes


patentpara: [REDACTED] Jaime [REDACTED]


penske: dont tel=l anyone
its outable



patentpara: that is so cute
jaime
jaime?


penske: yes
ok


patentpara: that is adorable.


penske: one sec
i wiol] post


patentpara: okay

penske: thanks


patentpara: you got me on that redacting [Ty] out of it
I don't want to drag him further into it


penske: yes


patentpara: it isn't fair to him
ok


penske: altohgh iff he already defended you, iostnt that public knowledge
?


patentpara: yes but


penske: i am an awful typer


patentpara: I don't want him to think


penske: worse ythan paigow
lol


patentpara: that I am talking about him with others
which I'm not really


penske: true


patentpara: you know?


penske: good point


patentpara: that is lame'
but you know
he's sweet


penske: didn't anyone else defend you


patentpara: very nice guy


penske: i could use theri name


patentpara: yeah
[Ty]


penske: hmmm


patentpara: he's sweet too
okay fancy redact
strike and add
lololol


penske: ty woiul;d nt mind if we cite
him
i'll send him some wine
as a payoff
WA wine
from walla walla