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bilmore · 08-06-2003, 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
If you want to continue having a relationship with this woman and also possibly have a nice sex life, you're going to have to teach her a thing or two. If it's too much effort for you, take Bilmore's advice and run away.

I will reiterate: Run Away.

You cannot build a loving, trusting, mutually supportive long-term relationship on a foundation berift of screaming sweaty climaxes. Just can't be done.

(Who would want to, anyway?)

NotFromHere · 08-06-2003, 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
was diligently eating sushi last night when he realized that Andrew Firestone and Jen were at the next table. I can inform you all that they are still together, but unadventuresome in their sushi choices. You may now resume your regularly scheduled discussion of rectal fissures.

What is wrong with you? You can't just drop a bomb like that and leave! Details man. Details! Where, when, what?

bilmore · 08-06-2003, 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
That pic just doesn't look "right." Her ear looks, well, big and sticky-outtie . . .

Well, she was a Mousekateer.

Connect_the_Dots · 08-06-2003, 06:25 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
(Who would want to, anyway?)

Me, that's who. Only bad girls have orgasms. The nice girls you meet in church don't have orgasms or buy those toy things. Orgasms are fun for when are you single, but when you are ready to settle down with the woman who will be the mother to your children you should look for someone frigid.

Sparklehorse · 08-06-2003, 06:25 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
I will reiterate: Run Away.

You cannot build a loving, trusting, mutually supportive long-term relationship on a foundation berift of screaming sweaty climaxes. Just can't be done.

(Who would want to, anyway?)

I thought you reacted too strongly at first but I have come around to your logic here. Clever guy!

greatwhitenorthchick · 08-06-2003, 06:25 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
The odds are very very good that NO 19 year old girl would consent to slot C - so that's the real story behind the story.

That is a non-story. At least in the athlete-fucking world,* girls will generally do anything to be with an athlete. That is the norm.

*At least in the athlete-fucking world that I have been in (which mostly revolves around hockey, although I was offered the chance to give a Mariner (don't know his name, but friend of Jay Beuller or whatever his name is) a blowjob once. I passed). Other's mileage may vary (sorry paigow). I have become too fond of the asterisk. I will knock it off shortly.

taxwonk · 08-06-2003, 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Don't you tell Wonk how to live his life.

Yeah. Besides, I'm on the Party to End a Lifetime Tour with Keith Richard

LessinSF · 08-06-2003, 06:48 PM

Paigs, not really - 5'10" to 6' would be my guess.

As for details, it was Sushi Groove South at 11th & Folsom, and I had a lovely dinner of the sashimi combo, fois gras sushi, mussels with quail eggs, and four sakes. Thanks for asking.

ltl/fb · 08-06-2003, 06:50 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
*At least in the athlete-fucking world that I have been in (which mostly revolves around hockey, although I was offered the chance to give a Mariner (don't know his name, but friend of Jay Beuller or whatever his name is) a blowjob once. I passed).

How does this work? Does he say to you "hey, you can blow me if you want" or "please blow me, but we will not be having intercourse" or does a friend (mutual?) intervene?

dtb · 08-06-2003, 06:52 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
How does this work? Does he say to you "hey, you can blow me if you want" or "please blow me, but we will not be having intercourse" or does a friend (mutual?) intervene?

A BJ broker, as it were. You have to capitalize on career opportunities wherever you can!

AngryMulletMan · 08-06-2003, 06:56 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
She also doesn't masturbate, so it's hard for me to figure out what is going to cause her to have orgasms.

She apparently denies masturbating, but I doubt very seriously that she doesn't masturbate. I think that pretty much everybody masturbates, whether they "need" to or not.

MrMullet and I just had a conversation last night about why there are so many names for male masturbation and practically none for female masturbation.

Can anybody explain this? And what I should call it (besides tcb)?

greatwhitenorthchick · 08-06-2003, 06:59 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
How does this work? Does he say to you "hey, you can blow me if you want" or "please blow me, but we will not be having intercourse" or does a friend (mutual?) intervene?

Actually, I was in a bar and was chatting to them. My friends (guys) spotted some Mariners and wanted me to go talk to them. So I did. While I was talking I (as happens when I drink) I asked them if they wouldn't happen to have a cigarette (of course they wouldn't DUH, but that didn't occur to me). Jay Buehner's friend said (hand on crotch), "no, but if we go back there (pointing to back of bar), you can smoke this". Seeing how I was strictly a hockey groupie, I smiled politely and said "nice talking to you" and joined my friends.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 08-06-2003, 07:03 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Actually, I was in a bar and was chatting to them. My friends (guys) spotted some Mariners and wanted me to go talk to them. So I did. While I was talking I (as happens when I drink) I asked them if they wouldn't happen to have a cigarette (of course they wouldn't DUH, but that didn't occur to me). Jay Buehner's friend said (hand on crotch), "no, but if we go back there (pointing to back of bar), you can smoke this". Seeing how I was strictly a hockey groupie, I smiled politely and said "nice talking to you" and joined my friends.

compellingly phrased proposal. I'm sure it took all your willpower to resist.

was he figuring the odds were better than the "you. lap. here" guy?

sgtclub · 08-06-2003, 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by AngryMulletMan
Can anybody explain this? And what I should call it (besides tcb)?

My favorite is "playing with the little man in the canoe."

LessinSF · 08-06-2003, 07:08 PM

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Originally posted by AngryMulletMan
MrMullet and I just had a conversation last night about why there are so many names for male masturbation and practically none for female masturbation. Can anybody explain this? And what I should call it (besides tcb)?

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&i...e+masturbation ya lazy, likely bad, fuck.