Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

Originally posted by robustpuppy
That is so cool. I'm running down to GNC at lunchtime.

But I do wonder if the E steps up swimmer production, or merely increases the volume of inactive ingredients.

Sounds like I found a cheaper all natural substitute for the Fresh strawberry and brown sugar mask. Actually, sploooge is more like a glycolic peel- tingly for a couple of minutes.

The Men of the FB can send their checks and flowers to me on Monday when their SOs all start begging to give them head to improve their complexions.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Every woman knows it's good for the skin.

Visual image - bath tub scene in Caligula. One of the female leads was taking a bath in a tub with men actively splooging into it around her. One of many disturbing images from that movie.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Oh come on. This is like reading Penthouse forum...I can't believe this really happened to me....

YOu wouldn't notice something running down your arm? Really? How high would you have to be?

Not that drunk. I think there was some exaggeration in this story, but something similar happened to me in college. Was fingering a girl who wouldn't let me shag her the day before winter break, fell asleep, got up early the next day, walked her to her bus to the airport, was waving goodbye when I noticed that my hand was almost completely covered with dried, crusted blood (especially under the finger nails). Freaked me out.

She felt very wet the night before, but she tended to get really wet. By the way, girls who get really wet are fucking hot. Girls who are on their period and don't tell you...not so much.

TM

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Not that drunk. I think there was some exaggeration in this story, but something similar happened to me in college. Was fingering a girl who wouldn't let me shag her the day before winter break, fell asleep, got up early the next day, walked her to her bus to the airport, was waving goodbye when I noticed that my hand was almost completely covered with dried, crusted blood (especially under the finger nails). Freaked me out.

She felt very wet the night before, but she tended to get really wet. By the way, girls who get really wet are fucking hot. Girls who are on their period and don't tell you...not so much.

TM

Was this before you met the Missus, which was like last week ;-)?

DOesnt everyone get equally wet more or less when turned on? There is so much I dont know that I should probably do a six month stint as a lesbian just for the learning.

[W.W.L.D.]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Visual image - bath tub scene in Caligula. One of the female leads was taking a bath in a tub with men actively splooging into it around her. One of many disturbing images from that movie.

That is exactly what I thought. I also think there may be an urban myth afoot.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Not Bob
For the record, that's not the reason that we aren't speaking to you. It's because you can't get along with Thurgreed -- Jane's still pissed about that.

Not ("for God's sake, Not Bob, why does she bicker with him? Why the hell doesn't she just patronize him like the rest of us do?") Bob

What bickering? I haven't read one of her posts in weeks. I have them all memorized anyway: 1. "I just saw the cutest purse." 2. "He and everything he represents is misogynist." 3. "I'm a tight-assed bore."

Thurgreed(longs for the days of Cosmo and Multo)Marshall

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess

DOesnt everyone get equally wet more or less when turned on?

There is a large range of wetness...I won't define the parameters -- someone else can have that joke...

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
DOesnt everyone get equally wet more or less when turned on? There is so much I dont know that I should probably do a six month stint as a lesbian just for the learning.

Not even close. Even individual women vary at different times.



Edited to add, for Paigow's sake: YMMV (Your Moisture May Vary)

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
I also think there may be an urban myth afoot.

How so? The blood thing? The good for the skin thing?

[W.W.L.D.]

To wit:

Composition of
seminal plasma varies among individuals, and even in the same
individual from time to time. It contains some 30 substances (many in
minute quantities); some are produced by different parts of our male
anatomy, and some are by-products of body functions. They include:

• ascorbic acid (vitamin C, for tissue maintenance)
• blood-group antigens (from immune system)
• calcium (mineral)
• chlorine (oxidizing agent)
• cholesterol (steroid alcohol present in body fluids)
• choline (base, part of the vitamin B complex)
• citric acid (occurs during cellular metabolism)
• creatine (nitrogenous substance found in muscle)
• deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA)
• fructose (sugar used for energy)
• glutathione (peptide amino acid)
• hyaluronidase (enzyme)
• inositol (sugar found in muscles)
• lactic acid (byproduct of muscle use)
• magnesium (mineral)
• nitrogen (gas found in all living tissue)
• phosporus (mineral)
• potassium (mineral)
• purine (compound of uric acid)
• pyrimidine (organic base)
• pyruvic acid (formed from either glucose or glycogen)
• sodium (salt)
• sorbitol (body alcohol)
• spermidine (catalytic enzyme)
• spermine (ammonia compound found in sperm)
• urea (from urine)
• uric acid (from urine)
• vitamin B12 (for proper function of nervous system and metabolism)
• zinc (mineral)"

Salt, uric acid, alcohol, zinc, and chlorine aren't exactly known for making your
skin soft and smooth.

But if makes you feel loved or almost like a real person -- Keep rubbing.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
There is a large range of wetness...I won't define the parameters -- someone else can have that joke...

and wetter is always hotter? Even when you are going down?

and a related question, the only time I am not really wet is when I am not really aroused. Are you sure this isnt the difference?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
To wit:

Salt, uric acid, alcohol, zinc, and chlorine aren't exactly known for making your
skin soft and smooth.

But if makes you feel loved or almost like a real person -- Keep rubbing.

I bet you're a lot of fun at cocktail parties and in bed.

Isn't it a pretty common joke between lovers that splooge is good for the skin? That is, between lovers who are not so fastidious (or dull, or unsure of their partner's health status) that they prevent all contact with the stuff?

Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
To wit:

Composition of
seminal plasma varies among individuals, and even in the same
individual from time to time. It contains some 30 substances (many in
minute quantities); some are produced by different parts of our male
anatomy, and some are by-products of body functions. They include:

• ascorbic acid (vitamin C, for tissue maintenance)
• blood-group antigens (from immune system)
• calcium (mineral)
• chlorine (oxidizing agent)
• cholesterol (steroid alcohol present in body fluids)
• choline (base, part of the vitamin B complex)
• citric acid (occurs during cellular metabolism)
• creatine (nitrogenous substance found in muscle)
• deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA)
• fructose (sugar used for energy)
• glutathione (peptide amino acid)
• hyaluronidase (enzyme)
• inositol (sugar found in muscles)
• lactic acid (byproduct of muscle use)
• magnesium (mineral)
• nitrogen (gas found in all living tissue)
• phosporus (mineral)
• potassium (mineral)
• purine (compound of uric acid)
• pyrimidine (organic base)
• pyruvic acid (formed from either glucose or glycogen)
• sodium (salt)
• sorbitol (body alcohol)
• spermidine (catalytic enzyme)
• spermine (ammonia compound found in sperm)
• urea (from urine)
• uric acid (from urine)
• vitamin B12 (for proper function of nervous system and metabolism)
• zinc (mineral)"

Salt, uric acid, alcohol, zinc, and chlorine aren't exactly known for making your
skin soft and smooth.

But if makes you feel loved or almost like a real person -- Keep rubbing.

Is this list the order of ingredients (I hope bc I didnt know I was engaging in the uric equivalent of golden showers)? If so, let me say that Vitamin C is one of the best things you can put on your skin- it stimulates collagen production. Vitamine E is also exellent. Alcohol cleans and tightens the skin, salt acts as a scrub and chlorine dries up the bad things and overdrying is negated by the moisturizing propertes of Vitamin Cand E.

That said, I am probalby never swallowing again. Talk about TMI

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Sounds like I found a cheaper all natural substitute for the Fresh strawberry and brown sugar mask. Actually, sploooge is more like a glycolic peel- tingly for a couple of minutes.

Strawberries?

"I don't think doodie comes out of her [Brittany Spears'] butt. I think it's more like strawberry yogurt."


--NICK DI PAOLO

That one liner and other good ones here: http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/colinquinn/

I have started enjoying this show, which was unwatchable when it started but finally seems to be hitting its stride (I credit its continued existence to the low budget and following Jon Stewart at bong-thirty). Last night some cast members from Last Comic Standing were on and it pretty much turned into "Bag on Dat." And deservedly so - I saw Dat on Leno and he sucked gaping ass. Koreans must be the funny Asians. Unfortunately, since it was on after bong-thirty, I can only recall one zinger from Corey - she said she saw Dat standing by the highway holding a sign that said, "Will work for material."

Ba da dum.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I bet you're a lot of fun at cocktail parties and in bed.

Isn't it a pretty common joke between lovers that splooge is good for the skin? That is, between lovers who are not so fastidious (or dull, or unsure of their partner's health status) that they prevent all contact with the stuff?

Actually, uric acid is good for the skin. Eucerin (the skin cream sold in Europe - I don't know if the stuff here has it as well) has uric acid in it. Very healing.

The fruit acid and lactic acid also help with exfoliation. As Paigow commented, it feels tingly.

The trace minerals are also thought to be good for the skin.