Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04 - Page 118

Anne Elk · 12-16-2003, 06:32 PM

Does anybody really eat them?
Does anybody actually make them? Or have all the fruitcake companies of the world gone out of business and they perpetuate by being regifted every year.

Anyway, the City of Buffalo wants your fruitcakes.
They're having a fruitcake eating contest.

I'm gonna be sick just thinking about it.

Fore!

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand · 12-16-2003, 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Anyway, the City of Buffalo wants your fruitcakes.
They're having a fruitcake eating contest.

I'm gonna be sick just thinking about it.

Me too.

I think there is an FB sex joke there somewhere, though.

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-16-2003, 06:36 PM

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Originally posted by Not Me
didn't you get the memo that Penske sent?

Hey, fucko... didn't you read a stitch of the thread of the past few days regarding the use of annoying phrases like "Didn't you get the memo?" Its like fingernails on a fucking chalkboard. Do you want people to think you're a dorky male who wants to seem clever, cause that's exactly the sort of social invalid who uses that annoying phrase. Don't ever say it again.

dtb · 12-16-2003, 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yes, I do recall my post, and you're right. I'm caught talking out of both sides of my ass again.

As much shit as I give you (albeit mostly verbally to my computer screen), I do respect that you're able to admit your more, um, unsympathetic character traits.

And seeing as we're talking about you, as I was getting my legs waxed today, I was thinking about your "deforestation" post and think the same should apply to men. It's really gross when you can actually see the forest from afar and it's actually coming out from between the cheeks - ICK!

(Note, Mr. dtb is not the subject of this post, he's actually not very hairy -- I am recalling from my single days, TYVM. But as a rule, guys should really maintain good grooming by keeping up with regular "back, sack and crack" triumverate waxings.)

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-16-2003, 06:38 PM

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I have a cousin who does this. He is also really into big-band and swing, and a bit less into the Rat Pack. I think he's got a whole retro schtick going.

Your cousin needs to get in a fucking time machine and leave 1999. If you're still swing dancing, you're probably dancing alone.

12-16-2003, 06:40 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Your cousin needs to get in a fucking time machine and leave 1999. If you're still swing dancing, you're probably dancing alone.

Aw, you're gonna hurt little JMIKEY"s feelings.

LessinSF · 12-16-2003, 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Hey, fucko... didn't you read a stitch of the thread of the past few days regarding the use of annoying phrases like "Didn't you get the memo?" Its like fingernails on a fucking chalkboard. Do you want people to think you're a dorky male who wants to seem clever, cause that's exactly the sort of social invalid who uses that annoying phrase. Don't ever say it again.

How hard can it be to not respond to this troll. The post was directed at me and I managed it.

Anne Elk · 12-16-2003, 06:44 PM

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Me too.

I think there is an FB sex joke there somewhere, though.

Probably, but I'm not gonna shave the Buffalo.

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-16-2003, 06:44 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
As much shit as I give you (albeit mostly verbally to my computer screen), I do respect that you're able to admit your more, um, unsympathetic character traits.

And seeing as we're talking about you, as I was getting my legs waxed today, I was thinking about your "deforestation" post and think the same should apply to men. It's really gross when you can actually see the forest from afar and it's actually coming out from between the cheeks - ICK!

(Note, Mr. dtb is not the subject of this post, he's actually not very hairy -- I am recalling from my single days, TYVM. But as a rule, guys should really maintain good grooming by keeping up with regular "back, sack and crack" triumverate waxings.)

Ahh, well, I don't shave my ass, but I also don't ask for rimmers, and I'm not the sort of guy who asks his wife to take him from behind with a strap on. So, I don't think I need a full Brazilian.

However, at the suggestion of an idiot friend of mine who claimed it made his package look more impressive and my wife, I decided to do some trimming around the front about a year ago. I must admit it looks much better and my wife has been very pleased. And smooth balls against the fabric of a really smooth fine wool suit feels pretty damn good. It reminds me there's something good to this life while I'm stuck at this desk digging through this boring slop that is the law.

Yes, this is entirely TMI, but you teed this one up by asking...

evenodds · 12-16-2003, 06:45 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I missed all of these shows. How did Lisa G look last nite?

She said something so stupid I had to rewind and watch it again. And again. Now it escapes me, but I was tempted to throw something at the tv.

She wore an awful color for her, and when they threw to her, she had hair in her mouth. She's such a lovely girl.

Speaking of female sportscasters, Linda Cohn's sitcom is being developed for NBC.

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-16-2003, 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
How hard can it be to not respond to this troll. The post was directed at me and I managed it.

I'm a small many in many regards, a small, petty man...

Its been a long day. I wasn't thinking. My apologies.

12-16-2003, 06:50 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Probably, but I'm not gonna shave the Buffalo.

Yes you are my tennis pal and all, but if you dont change that creepy ass avatar soon, I am going to have to ship you off to the Ignore LIst. That thing gives me the jitters.

Tyrone Slothrop · 12-16-2003, 06:51 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Hey, fucko... didn't you read a stitch of the thread of the past few days regarding the use of annoying phrases like "Didn't you get the memo?" Its like fingernails on a fucking chalkboard. Do you want people to think you're a dorky male who wants to seem clever, cause that's exactly the sort of social invalid who uses that annoying phrase. Don't ever say it again.

I don't speak French, but I do know that if you were to translate this post into French, it would start "Alors, fuckeau . . . ."

Catchy!

Not Me · 12-16-2003, 06:51 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Hey, fucko... didn't you read a stitch of the thread of the past few days regarding the use of annoying phrases like "Didn't you get the memo?" Its like fingernails on a fucking chalkboard. Do you want people to think you're a dorky male who wants to seem clever, cause that's exactly the sort of social invalid who uses that annoying phrase. Don't ever say it again.

I bet you are cute when you are mad.

Tyrone Slothrop · 12-16-2003, 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm not the sort of guy who asks his wife to take him from behind with a strap on.

Alors, fuckeau . . . . What sort of guy does this? Does he like opera? NASCAR? Coaching little-league baseball?

T. (curiously) S.