Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off - Page 118

dc_chef · 09-15-2004, 11:49 PM

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Originally posted by Dave
"MILF"

Ask Britney:

ltl/fb · 09-16-2004, 12:22 AM

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Originally posted by dc_chef
Ask Britney:

Now her breasts are all small again. What is UP with that????

ABBAKiss · 09-16-2004, 10:39 AM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Now her breasts are all small again. What is UP with that????

They are big enough to be malleable, which means that different bras can make her seem quite big. Either that or she has magical TITS. Actually, maybe it is more interesting to go with the latter theory.

ETA: HI CHEF!!!!!!!

spookyfish · 09-16-2004, 10:43 AM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Either that or she has magical TITS. Actually, maybe it is more interesting to go with the latter theory.

Do these operate under the same principle as the magic lamp?

ThurgreedMarshall · 09-16-2004, 10:45 AM

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Originally posted by Dave
Because 7-Up Plus actually has flavor (a little juice) and it does not have the nasty aspertame aftertaste.

A friend of mine does marketing for this company and sent me a case of their product:

It's fruit juice mixed with sparkling water (I said, "uh, that's soda," but I was told that no sugar is added and it's all natural, blah blah). It is damn good. I tried the blackberry, clementine and grapefruit. Clementine was okay. The blackberry and grapefruit were each very, very good. Not too sweet. Try it out.

TM

dc_chef · 09-16-2004, 10:46 AM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
They are big enough to be malleable, which means that different bras can make her seem quite big. Either that or she has magical TITS. Actually, maybe it is more interesting to go with the latter theory.

I don't know why they keep changing size, but the trashier she gets, the more likely she appears nude soon.

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ETA: HI CHEF!!!!!!!

Hey baby.

ABBAKiss · 09-16-2004, 10:46 AM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
I wonder if these operate under the same principle as the magic lamp?

Well, mine do.

ABBAKiss · 09-16-2004, 10:48 AM

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Originally posted by dc_chef
I don't know why they keep changing size, but the trashier she gets, the more likely she appears nude soon.

We've seen probably every part of her body nude already, though not all at the same time. Perhaps you should put together a nude composite?

spookyfish · 09-16-2004, 10:49 AM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Well, mine do.

If I may be so bold as to speak for the board, we're going to need some proof of this.

ThurgreedMarshall · 09-16-2004, 10:51 AM

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Originally posted by dc_chef
Ask Britney:

You need to move on. She is objectively not hot. The only thing she had going for her was youth and a nice body (the virgin thing did nothing for me, although I will concede that it seems to be a draw for others). She wouldn't even be the hottest chick in the bar, now.

TM

spookyfish · 09-16-2004, 10:51 AM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
A friend of mine does marketing for this company and sent me a case of their product:

(Izze.)

It's fruit juice mixed with sparkling water (I said, "uh, that's soda," but I was told that no sugar is added and it's all natural, blah blah). It is damn good. I tried the blackberry, clementine and grapefruit. Clementine was okay. The blackberry and grapefruit was very, very good. Not too sweet. Try it out.

TM

Is this available everywhere or a regional product. I've never heard of it.

spookyfish · 09-16-2004, 10:53 AM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You need to move on. She is objectively not hot. The only thing she had going for her was youth and a nice body (the virgin thing did nothing for me, although I will concede that it seems to be a draw for others). She wouldn't even be the hottest chick in the bar, now.

TM

I mostly agree with this. You know it's a bad sign when the first thing I thought was "Why is she wearing those Swifty Lazar glasses?"

ThurgreedMarshall · 09-16-2004, 10:58 AM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Is this available everywhere or a regional product. I've never heard of it.

It's pretty new. Started off as a regional product, but has grown pretty fast, I think. On their website (http://www.izze.com/DesktopDefault.aspx), they say that it is "now sold nationally in Starbucks, Target Stores and Harry & David stores, as well as in local Wild Oats Markets, Whole Foods Markets, grocery stores, and casual and fine restaurants and delis across the United States, Caribbean and South Pacific." But when I tried to find a location to buy near me, they wanted all this personal info, and that ain't gonna happen.

TM

dc_chef · 09-16-2004, 10:59 AM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You need to move on. TM

Eh, it's like an old high school crush or something. She'll always have it, in my mind. I never thought that she was the hottest thing out there, but she is hot, and couple that with her moves, ability to "sell it," and sing dirty, and I'm all hers. If only I were a white trash dancer who impregnated women on a regular basis, I might have a shot.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-16-2004, 11:04 AM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You need to move on. She is objectively not hot. The only thing she had going for her was youth and a nice body (the virgin thing did nothing for me, although I will concede that it seems to be a draw for others). She wouldn't even be the hottest chick in the bar, now.

TM

2.

She was hot when she was 17 though.

Can I say that? B/c everyone else was thinking it.