Less to See than on NHL Center Ice® - Page 118

03-02-2005, 11:58 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
I have done this, without the rating part.

There are a couple places in SF that range in behavior from couples watching other couples fuck, through I can touch/fuck my girl and you can touch fuck your girl and the girls can touch/fuck, but I no gettie to have your girl, to full swing. I have seen some chicks I would do, but they are the exception.

I find this post extremely troubling.

03-03-2005, 12:03 AM

Apparently I am thne lone remaining biller this evening. Fuck that. I am off to tag some strange in front of some Philadelphia Uglies and Houston Fats.

Cheers and regards!

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 03-03-2005, 12:34 AM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Apparently I am thne lone remaining biller this evening. Fuck that. I am off to tag some strange in front of some Philadelphia Uglies and Houston Fats.

Cheers and regards!

You are, sadly, not alone. And I can't even look forward to taggin' some strange when I leave.

lookingformarket · 03-03-2005, 12:51 AM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
You are, sadly, not alone. And I can't even look forward to taggin' some strange when I leave.

whining left coast pansy.

ltl/fb · 03-03-2005, 01:01 AM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
You are, sadly, not alone. And I can't even look forward to taggin' some strange when I leave.

Taggin' some familiar? Better than no taggin' at all.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 03-03-2005, 01:03 AM

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Originally posted by lookingformarket
whining left coast pansy.

Exactly.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 03-03-2005, 01:09 AM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Taggin' some familiar? Better than no taggin' at all.

The familiar has the flu. I've heard somebody, somewhere sing the praises of sick sex, but I don't think Mrs. Ramone would be convinced.

So no taggin' at all, it is. But hey, I'm writing a summary judgment brief! Where did I put my "Sidd Finch--I love the law" hat?

ltl/fb · 03-03-2005, 01:29 AM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
The familiar has the flu. I've heard somebody, somewhere sing the praises of sick sex, but I don't think Mrs. Ramone would be convinced.

So no taggin' at all, it is. But hey, I'm writing a summary judgment brief! Where did I put my "Sidd Finch--I love the law" hat?

I am sad for you.

OK, not really.

SlaveNoMore · 03-03-2005, 02:12 AM

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lookingformarket
whining left coast pansy.

Is there any other kind?

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 03-03-2005, 02:42 AM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Is there any other kind?

You're one of us now; you need to mix a bit more angst into that statement. We should feeeeeeeel your neeeeeeeeds. Not, like, in a Paigow way, though. Or a Shapeshifter way. No interest in feeling those needs, thank you very much.

Fuck summary judgment. Time for a drink.

Mister_Ruysbroeck · 03-03-2005, 09:20 AM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Attention all FB'ers.

While I am not at liberty to reveal Person #1, who is now presumed dead, or very very sleepy, I am going to reveal the contents of em's last FB will and testament. An envelope was sent to me with instructions to open it if Person #1 was not heard from within 24 hours. The 3:30 p.m. deadline passed without word from Person #1, and I was truly saddened.

I expected to find a letter, or a videotape explaining his secretive behavior in the past few weeks, and at least some form of a will. Instead, I found a hi-res photo of tiger claw flipping the bird, several copies of National Geographic and The Economist, and what appears to be a bag of dried tiger dung. I have no idea what to make of this, but I'm pretty sure it was an insult.

So, I am driving to his house tonight, and after I console his wife, I will drink his scotch, sit in his favorite chair, listen to his NSYNC records and think somewhat fondly of him, and reminisce about all the times we shared. Then I'm going to shit on his pillow.

Regards,

Flinty

I think a fake FB will woulda been funnier. But your last line somewhat salvaged this post.

sebastian_dangerfield · 03-03-2005, 10:37 AM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I hereby retract any statements that might imply that Ironweed and I are friends. Apparently this is making him a pariah.

Sebby -- I was saying, in an ideal world, all hot women who see you think something in the range of "I must have him NOW" and "I'd fuck him." It was a compliment.

If only someone would give me directions to Ideal.

sebastian_dangerfield · 03-03-2005, 10:42 AM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I find this post extremely troubling.

So do I. I thought SF was filled with attractive people.

Oh, and the thinking about Less pounding away on some drunken twist while some grizzled nude middle aged couple sip Beefeater and tonics and share a menthol cigarette is a bit distressing.

Or is it arousing? I confuse those two.

sebastian_dangerfield · 03-03-2005, 10:46 AM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
See I don't get this. With this sickness, I would think the cellophane would make it less exciting. Maybe it's because I've been monogamous for awhile, but I would think you would try to go bareback- don't you?

The bareback makes cuddling afterward impossible.

Hank Chinaski · 03-03-2005, 11:10 AM

Jenny Craig is taking a real risk with the Kirstie Alley campaign. It's a unique idea "let's lose weight together," and might work for awhile- particularly if Kirstie loses a bit at first.

But a year from now, two years, if she has returned to her cowlike shape it just strikes me that Jenny is going to have trouble selling new contracts. Maybe that's true with any celebrity weight losers, but at least with Anna Nicole they kept quiet until after she actually lost.