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ltl/fb · 07-20-2005, 01:33 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
How do I get to the door if I'm covered in Saran Wrap (tm)?

Do I hop? What if I fall over?

I think I'm doomed to the boring sex.

Maybe arrange it like a minidress? I dunno. I'm not married. I don't have a boring married sex life.

dtb · 07-20-2005, 01:33 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I could make you a Saran Wrap (tm) dress!

Oh, thank you GWNC; you are my new favorite.

(Sorry thurgreed, I'm fickle.)

Replaced_Texan · 07-20-2005, 01:39 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Yes. And send the kids to grandma and grandpa's for the night, and greet your husband at the door dressed only in Saran Wrap(tm)!

As an aside, how the fuck do the Saran Wrap people make money? It takes me two and a half years to go through a roll of that stuff, and I tend to over do it when I wrap leftovers. I think there's a full mile of wrap in one of those rolls.

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-20-2005, 01:47 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It takes me two and a half years to go through a roll of that stuff, and I tend to over do it when I wrap leftovers.

This kind of attitude can't be helping your sex life.

TM

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-20-2005, 01:49 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Thank you, Dr. Ruth. What if I'm not blonde? Should I dye my hair?

Smartass. Just buy the boots and glop on the eyeliner.

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-20-2005, 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You saw Alfie?

TM

Somebody told me the original was really good. I don't know wtf the Jude Law version was supposed to be. It had no fucking point.

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-20-2005, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
Agreed, an odd choice, though FWIW in Keen Eddie she was smokin'.

Not any more smokin than she was walking across the kitchen in nothing but a thong in Alfie. Nothing coould be hotter, ever.

Shape Shifter · 07-20-2005, 02:08 PM

Dear Abby:

Q: Is there a tactful way to let a good neighbor know that her wind chimes are driving us crazy? This neighbor hung the chimes on the opposite side of the house from their bedroom — right next to our screened porch and bedroom window. I suspect that they never hear them, yet we must listen to them all day and all night.

CRAVING PEACE AND QUIET in Lexington, Ky.

Dear Cravin g :

A: Here's how I'd handle it. I'd bake a batch of cookies or a pie and take it next door. As I offered the goodies to my neighbor, I would say, "I'm sure you're probably not aware of this, but your wind chimes clink day and night — and they're driving my husband and me to distraction. Would you mind hanging them someplace else?" If she's as good a neighbor as you say, I'm sure she'll accommodate you.

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory...atures/3273160

dtb · 07-20-2005, 02:17 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Smartass. Just buy the boots and glop on the eyeliner.

Now you're talkin'.

pony_trekker · 07-20-2005, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Not any more smokin than she was walking across the kitchen in nothing but a thong in Alfie. Nothing coould be hotter, ever.

http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/name.php/1349

Free: jpgs of every celebrity's nude scenes. You can pay to download the actual movie clip. Sweet.

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-20-2005, 02:43 PM

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/name.php/1349

Free: jpgs of every celebrity's nude scenes. You can pay to download the actual movie clip. Sweet.

Those. Are. Perfect. Breasts.

str8outavannuys · 07-20-2005, 02:48 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
If this was a carrot dangled to see which was Str8/Arnie was betting, please keep it up, as the "Don't Pass" line looks money whever he shoots.

I got my money down on James and Sarah. So do with that what you will.

P.S. I don't actually have any money down on this, but that's who I'd pick.

str8outavannuys · 07-20-2005, 02:48 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
I'm sure one of you (probably more than one of you) saw the article on the front page of the WSJ the other day that talked about some debaucherous bachelor party given for some Fidelity (?) trader. (If you didn't, it was about a debaucherous bachelor party given for some Fidelity (?) trader.)

Anyway, as part of the festivities, the throwers of the party included a dwarf as entertainment. Now, my question for all you pervs is: WT Hell does one do with a dwarf for entertainment?

This is an important question. Please reply promptly!!

An old colleague of mine at a notorious firm in LA hired Bridget the Midget for a night on the town with him and his friends. I thought that was inspired.

str8outavannuys · 07-20-2005, 02:50 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I used auctionsniper to get Yankees-Red Sox tickets for 9/10 on e-bay for my boyfriend for his birthday. I'm not giving him the tickets until mid-August when his birthday rolls around. This girl who I outbid is now giving me a sob story about how she really wanted the tickets for her husband's birthday and they have already bought their tickets to New York and I outbid her in the last 10 seconds and she really really wanted the tickets and boo hoo. I feel kind of bad - does anyone know how easy it is to get tickets between now and mid-August? My instinct is to hang on to them - on the other hand, if there are a lot of tickets out there, I could sell them to her and get some more.

She shoulda bid more.

Offer to sell them to her for a healthy markup over what you paid. There's always other auctions. eBay probably is your best bet.

str8outavannuys · 07-20-2005, 02:53 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You saw Alfie?

TM

2. Wow! He was the one.