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08-26-2004, 12:19 PM
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#166
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Location: Flyover land
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Declaration
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I object to being at work today. I'd much rather be at home in bed.
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Wow, WHAT a coincidence!!!!!!!! Me too!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let's go. |
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08-26-2004, 12:24 PM
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#167
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Declaration
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I object to being at work today. I'd much rather be at home in bed.
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08-26-2004, 12:26 PM
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#168
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Platinum found in women with implants
I thought this would be something about how they are more likely to get the expensive metal on their engagement rings, because their breasts are so big and full and beautiful, but no.
http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/08/26....ap/index.html |
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08-26-2004, 12:29 PM
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#169
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How ya like me now?!?
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Above You
Posts: 509
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OUTED!!
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter underwear. Do you think they'll let me exchange them?
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Originally posted by dtb
And the answer to your (or maybe I should say "you'r") question is... NFW.
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Maybe Target won't let him return them but my suggestion is that SS take his underwear back to Nordstroms, if there is one close to him. They have a policy of exchanging/accepting returns for anything, purchased there or not, whether they sell the same item or not.
Right NFH?
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08-26-2004, 12:42 PM
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#170
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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OUTED!!
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Originally posted by the Spartan
Maybe Target won't let him return them but my suggestion is that SS take his underwear back to Nordstroms, if there is one close to him. They have a policy of exchanging/accepting returns for anything, purchased there or not, whether they sell the same item or not.
Right NFH?
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Why do keep fucking with SS's life? First the Slave debacle, now you encourage this? He should start doing laundry, and maybe clean up the rest of his act. He should not drive to Nordstrom's or Target to get $5.99 refunded. He is supposed to be a lawyer whose time is worth something. I assume he bills more than $5/hour, so it seems to me that returning the underwear might not make much sense economically. Maybe what he should do, is use the underwear as cleaning rags, clean up the apartment, and try and convince his ex to come back so she'll do his laundry again.
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08-26-2004, 12:42 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Not a great picture of her...
...but besides being an incredibly graceful runner, Allyson Felix (200M Silver Medalist) is quite attractive:
And she doesn't have the freakish sprinter body. Yet.
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Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 08-26-2004 at 12:45 PM..
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08-26-2004, 12:57 PM
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#172
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How ya like me now?!?
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Above You
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OUTED!!
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Why do keep fucking with SS's life?
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Like Paigow before me, I care.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I assume he bills more than $5/hour
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That money goes to the Man, he should throw off those chains. SS's time is not for sale!
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Maybe what he should do, is use the underwear as cleaning rags, clean up the apartment, and try and convince his ex to come back so she'll do his laundry again.
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Ah, the party line. I guess we can now see who Slave is shacking up with since he dumped SS. NTTAWWT.
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08-26-2004, 01:06 PM
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#173
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How ya like me now?!?
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Not a great picture of her...
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
...but besides being an incredibly graceful runner, Allyson Felix (200M Silver Medalist) is quite attractive:
And she doesn't have the freakish sprinter body. Yet.
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She's hot. With Suzy Hamilton probably gone after this year she may be the hottest American runner.
And nice form.
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08-26-2004, 01:08 PM
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#174
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Plaza Spectacle
Can anyone out there in FB/TCOTU land see the Plaza hotel, and if so did you happen to see what happened to those dudes who were suspended from (what looked like -- not that I'd know) mountain-climbing gear near the top of the building, hanging a giant banner with some sort of political message? There were loads of cops, and I could see one cop on one of the little terraces, near the would-be Spidey, talking to him as he hung there trying to unfurl the banner.
So, what did the banner say? Did the dudes get in trouble? They certainly were wreaking havoc with the traffic -- NTTAWWT -- hey, wait a second... YES THERE IS!!
So, anyone? Bueller?
(I only recently found out that the utterer of the "Bueller?" line is Ben Stein of "Win Ben Stein's Money" or whatever it's called.)
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08-26-2004, 01:09 PM
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#175
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Not a great picture of her...
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Originally posted by the Spartan
She's hot. With Suzy Hamilton probably gone after this year she may be the hottest American runner.
And nice form.
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I think Christine Arron from France is one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. She ran in the 100 final and 200 semifinal, and I think she's scheduled to be part of the french 4x100 relay team.
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08-26-2004, 01:10 PM
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#176
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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OUTED!!
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Originally posted by the Spartan
Maybe Target won't let him return them but my suggestion is that SS take his underwear back to Nordstroms, if there is one close to him. They have a policy of exchanging/accepting returns for anything, purchased there or not, whether they sell the same item or not.
Right NFH?
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Whatever. Nordstroms will not take back skanky, shit stained, crab-infested tighty whities from Target, fyi.
So if you're thinking about starting a cottage business, look elsewhere.
YOur NFH of the day...Tom Leykis kicked in the head in Seattle.
Radio host needs 17 stitches after assault by angry listener.
On one of his regular trips to broadcast from Seattle, Leykis said he was getting some fresh air about 3:45 a.m. Monday outside a cafe when a man took a picture of him, went back inside the night spot and returned with two other men.
“I was minding my own business. It was a person who knew who I was from the radio,” Leykis said.
One of the three men said Leykis had taken a call from him and insulted him on the air, questioning his virility. The man who took the picture then kicked Leykis in the head, knocking him to the ground, according to the report.
You shouldn't have done that Penske
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Last edited by NotFromHere; 08-26-2004 at 01:20 PM..
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08-26-2004, 01:15 PM
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#177
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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bitchy Much?
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Do you mean the ripped-anus-while-getting-fucked-up-the-ass-that-led-to-a-heart-attack thing?
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They actually warn you about that in the pamphlets. Really.
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08-26-2004, 01:16 PM
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#178
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How ya like me now?!?
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Above You
Posts: 509
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Plaza Spectacle
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Originally posted by dtb
(I only recently found out that the utterer of the "Bueller?" line is Ben Stein of "Win Ben Stein's Money" or whatever it's called.)
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Don't believe everything you read in the National Enquirer.
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08-26-2004, 01:17 PM
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#179
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How ya like me now?!?
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Not a great picture of her...
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I think Christine Arron from France is one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. She ran in the 100 final and 200 semifinal, and I think she's scheduled to be part of the french 4x100 relay team.
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4x100? I think that beats Annabella Chong's record.
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08-26-2004, 01:20 PM
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#180
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How ya like me now?!?
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Above You
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OUTED!!
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Whatever. Nordstroms will not take back skanky, shit stained, crab-infested tighty whities from Target, fyi.
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You're high. They once took back used car tires. And they don't sell auto parts. I'll bet you [you name stakes] I can buy a pair of underwear at Nordstroms on Sunday, and with Mario the Cubicle Mate as my witness, wear them for a work week and return them on Friday afternoon for a new pair.
Want to put your money where your mouth is? Or vice versa?
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
...Tom Leykis kicked in the head in Seattle
Radio host needs 17 stitches after assault by angry listener.
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Mario did it.
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