Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Sidd,

From my inner substance whore to your inner new age flake, skipping around the meadow humming to "Up With People" - suck my dick.

But you don't much dig blowjobs; perhaps you should take Sidd from behind, instead. Assuming, of course, that he's properly groomed in the back/sack/crack department.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Oh, poor, poor baby. Men have it so hard. But you know what they say, the price of beauty is pain.

I'm not in pain.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
SOund slike something our friend G would say, SD. I too have trrimmed around the front, as you say, and I too have gotten a very positive reaction from my wife. The problem is that it itches like hell as it grows back in, which is no fun at all.

Well, another of our friends actually zipped up about an inch of his penis in a bourbon haze in college. If I didn't see it, I'd have never beleived it, but he had actually gotten a healthy chunk of skin wound up in the zipper. Nasty. His screams were bloodcurdling. I didn't know what to do. Flet terrible for him, but the only choice he had was to unzip it. I wish they had digital cameras back then...

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yeh, but if you go commando like me, the benefit of keeping it short so you don't get it caught in your zipper is worth it.

I've actually been standing at the urinal, talking to someone and not been paying attention and zipped myself up a little bit. Its hard to explain to a co-worker why why you yelped "Motherfucker" and grabbed your pants wincing after taking a piss.

"Beans and franks, franks and beans!"

I guess so. I learned over Thanksgiving that my sister-in-law (who is pretty hot) and her husband both wax completely, toddler stylie. Seems a bit extreme to me. Plus, I am not into the "completely-hairless-pre-teen" look. They seem pretty fucking happy about it, however. Well, happy enough to share after a bunch of booze, anyway.

Originally posted by Fugee
Well, duh. You don't let it grow back. If Slave can shave his whole body on a regular basis, surely you can manage to keep one small area "tidy" (as chris would say).

1) If it were nto for me,would the world know about slave's stubbly body?

2) do you ever wonder if the time slave puts into the body shave has impacted his professional life? Like ishe chronically late?

3) "Tidy". Now that is a woman's word. Too bad nyd didn't think to use such a word.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Now I dont know what the layout in your firm's can is, but how do you suppose your co-workers feel when they walk in and see the brillo spillage over onto the white flabcakes?

Hell, you always see that in urinals. I'm probably the only non-offender, since my brillo is not getting torn out by my clothes because its too long and gets caught in the fabric.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, another of our friends actually zipped up about an inch of his penis in a bourbon haze in college. If I didn't see it, I'd have never beleived it, but he had actually gotten a healthy chunk of skin wound up in the zipper. Nasty. His screams were bloodcurdling. I didn't know what to do. Flet terrible for him, but the only choice he had was to unzip it. I wish they had digital cameras back then...

Dude, you saw a lot of dick in college. That was one weird frat. This wasn't the same cat who knocked over bottles, was it?

[dtb]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Then she's eligible for the annual Special Academy Award for "Most Convincing Portrayal of a Sane Person by a Scientologist." Past recipients include Nicole Kidman, Giovanni Ribisi ....

Nicole Kidman isn't a Scientologist -- wasn't that one of the grounds for the divorce? That she didn't want to raise the children as Scientologists?

And Giovanni Ribisi? Whoa. That's odd...

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yeh, but if you go commando like me, the benefit of keeping it short so you don't get it caught in your zipper is worth it.

I've actually been standing at the urinal, talking to someone and not been paying attention and zipped myself up a little bit. Its hard to explain to a co-worker why why you yelped "Motherfucker" and grabbed your pants wincing after taking a piss.

My inner economist is fascinated by these cost-benefit analyses.
For AdL, the oohs from his wife are barely worth the itch.
But Sebby will tolerate crotch itch and the occasional "motherfucker!" zipper catch to feel the lining of his suit against his balls.

Men are very interesting creatures.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
"Beans and franks, franks and beans!"

I guess so. I learned over Thanksgiving that my sister-in-law (who is pretty hot) and her husband both wax completely, toddler stylie. Seems a bit extreme to me. Plus, I am not into the "completely-hairless-pre-teen" look. They seem pretty fucking happy about it, however. Well, happy enough to share after a bunch of booze, anyway.

Dude, this was worse than Something About Mary. He thought he was going to have to go to the infirmary. It was fucking bizarre. I thought he was having a heart attack or something. He just stood there with a 1.75 of Beam in one hand and the other hand grabbing his crotch screaming. I never saw the after effects. I might have to ask his wife, but I'm not sure she was dating him at the time.

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Dude, you saw a lot of dick in college. That was one weird frat. This wasn't the same cat who knocked over bottles, was it?

I am sorry but

rotflmao.

and while I am here, can you please expalin to me why Sebby isnt an offender with his foresty ass? I didnt follow and I am stuck printside

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
My inner economist is fascinated by these cost-benefit analyses.
For AdL, the oohs from his wife are barely worth the itch.
But Sebby will tolerate crotch itch and the occasional "motherfucker!" zipper catch to feel the lining of his suit against his balls.

Men are very interesting creatures.

It's all a question of degree. A smaller trim will still keep things tidy and won't really itch. A more substantial trim itches like crazy, and would have me constatnly in motherfucker mode.

As for SD's commando, I don't know how he does it.

Originally posted by robustpuppy
My inner economist is fascinated by these cost-benefit analyses.
For AdL, the oohs from his wife are barely worth the itch.
.

I am confused. I thought it was his friend "G" ( a frat brother of Sebby per chance?) who was oohing over AdL's trim? It could not have been his wife, bc as we both know all too well, a trim cannot conceal Mother Nature's shortcomings.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'm not in pain.

POTW, and it's only Tuesday.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am confused. I thought it was his friend "G" ( a frat brother of Sebby per chance?) who was oohing over AdL's trim? It could not have been his wife, bc as we both know all too well, a trim cannot conceal Mother Nature's shortcomings.

Cute, Paigs.