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06-17-2005, 08:38 PM
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#1801
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Oh god, why am I asking?
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
But will they eat the apricots?
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Like Tootsie Pops, the world may never know.
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Boogers!
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06-17-2005, 08:41 PM
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#1802
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Oh god, why am I asking?
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sunnybunny
tri-geek = nickname for triathletes
Quintana Roo = most popular tri bike.
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These outdoorsy types aren't seeming to work for you.
Try something different. Like an agoraphobic drunk. Like Ironweed.
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06-17-2005, 11:57 PM
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#1803
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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Oh god, why am I asking?
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
These outdoorsy types aren't seeming to work for you.
Try something different. Like an agoraphobic drunk. Like Ironweed.
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HOw about it weedlette, up for a shag?
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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06-18-2005, 01:13 AM
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#1804
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Irish Whiskey
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What's the best kind? B-day present for a friend.
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Discriminating Irish drunks choose John Power's. It's the one with the gold shield-shaped label. It's good if you're trying to score cool points with an actual Irishman, but Americans tend to be more impressed by the fancier grades of Jameson. Eeejits.
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06-18-2005, 01:19 AM
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#1805
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Who knew?
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Besides, how many other dinner foods are justifiabily eaten dipped in butter?
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You should have clarified that Taxwonk is ineligible to answer this question, or he won't have time left to meet overhead for FY2005.
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06-18-2005, 01:45 AM
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#1806
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Who knew?
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Besides, how many other dinner foods are justifiabily eaten dipped in butter? Artichokes? Asparagus? Something else for the rabbits and paigow?
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Also the shrimp stuffed with cheese wrapped in bacon at Uncle Julios, which is called different things in different places. Stollen is rubbed in butter before you roll it in powdered sugar. Corn on the cob can be dipped in butter, sorta. I have been known to dip pancakes in whipped butter, but that's probably just me.
Thanks for drawing the "dipped in butter" to my attention, atticus! I was skipping over the (ick) seafood posts.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-18-2005, 01:50 AM
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#1807
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Things that suck
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Who knows? I still can't figure out why its called missionary. Was it the position most often used by missionaries to rape "savage" women?
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Funny you should ask. {Spree: Today's Straight Dope column.}
ETA: Motherfuck STP.
Last edited by Atticus Grinch; 06-18-2005 at 02:23 AM..
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06-18-2005, 02:16 AM
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#1808
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Things that suck
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Isn't that repost . . . of your own previous post?
(good quiz, but turn down the volume first)
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Nah, that was me. Great minds yadda yadda.
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06-18-2005, 02:24 AM
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#1809
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Things that suck
Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Funny you should ask. {Spree: Today's Straight Dope column.}
ETA: Motherfuck STP.
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yes, you are becoming the new wanker. knock it off. actually you and g3 are in competition for the post of wanker II. do you really want that?
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-18-2005, 03:12 AM
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#1810
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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What Would a Fashionista Do?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Tell him you're outside with his keys and the rest of his stuff and when he opens the door, tell him you want to get your passport.
Or, have a friend ask for it all smooth-like when they're hanging out at his house.
TM
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Carry the box in, place it on the desk, open drawer, retrieve passport. Bring a big, scary, friend (with cell phone in hand) in case you are worried about him going postal.
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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06-18-2005, 03:27 AM
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#1811
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Match.com
Quote:
SunnyBunny
HOw about it weedlette, up for a shag?
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Quote:
Atticus Grinch
Discriminating Irish drunks choose John Power's.
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There it is, Sunny. He handed you your in
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06-18-2005, 07:52 AM
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#1812
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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Match.com
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
There it is, Sunny. He handed you your in
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Unfortunately I'll ruin it when I don't know what John Powers is.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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06-18-2005, 08:28 AM
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#1813
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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Who knew?
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Also the shrimp stuffed with cheese wrapped in bacon at Uncle Julios, which is called different things in different places. Stollen is rubbed in butter before you roll it in powdered sugar. Corn on the cob can be dipped in butter, sorta. I have been known to dip pancakes in whipped butter, but that's probably just me.
Thanks for drawing the "dipped in butter" to my attention, atticus! I was skipping over the (ick) seafood posts.
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I coat my steaks in butter before I cook them.
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06-18-2005, 09:48 AM
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#1814
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Guest
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Oh god, why am I asking?
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
HOw about it weedlette, up for a shag?
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Hell yeah. I may even go buy a little fluffy bunny rabbit for you to boil alive when I dump you. So we can avoid all this "passport" bullshit.
Last edited by futbol fan; 06-18-2005 at 09:54 AM..
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06-18-2005, 09:53 AM
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#1815
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Guest
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Match.com
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
There it is, Sunny. He handed you your in
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Nah, the bartender at Rocky's has been getting me into the Tullamore Dew, god help me. Powers is good for when company comes over and I'm trying not to act like white trash, but if SB's gonna swing with me down the shebeen she's gotta be able to drink the cheap stuff.
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