Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
what Coltrane's boxers look like

Banana hammock!

Sorry, the fart joke was supposed to be funny, not gross.

Oops I said fart again.

Fart.

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Only when I have to head to work in the morning and the chick I picked up in a bar the night before won't take a not-so-subtle hint and leave.

And on this note - the inside comment award is retired.

And as quid for retiring that tired shit, I will say you did have a tiddy pubic haircut.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
No, the question is are you smooth enough to take "G" from behind? Bc, as chris says:

I've never been. Do you happen to work for Kutak? I have a friend that works there. Anyhow, I agree that men should at least tiddy themselves up. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. But how much? All the way? And where? Everywhere? Twig and berries? or just around the twig? What about the butt?

http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=0008o6

w/r/t the forest in SD's asscrack, it has always been my impression that when using a urinal, a guy unzips and/or unbuttons and pulls the peeing apparatus out through the fly in the outer and/or innerwear, as appropriate. Thus, the flabby white asscheeks with the forest peeking out from in between are discreetly covered by such outer and/or innerwear.

Of course, on Naked Fridays during the summer, one doesn't need to do the pulling out thing because one is naked. But then, everyone in the office sees the flabby white asscheeks.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I am so past wanting to know what the inside of your pants look like or what Coltrane's boxers look like. Sure, there was a time that I was curious about such things. But now I believe I have all the information that I need. Thank you.

I hope for the cat's sake his pants are lined. I don't care how fine the wool is, his commandnuts would not appreciate a Houston summer.

I really don't get Coltrane's remarks. Does he have leakage issues? Is this from strap-on sessions with rp or just too much olestra?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
w/r/t the forest in SD's asscrack, it has always been my impression that when using a urinal, a guy unzips and/or unbuttons and pulls the peeing apparatus out through the fly in the outer and/or innerwear, as appropriate. Thus, the flabby white asscheeks with the forest peeking out from in between are discreetly covered by such outer and/or innerwear.

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You're correct. I'm lucky enough to have never seen any of my co-workers buttcheeks, except for the 22 yr old girl who showed me her tattoo on the top of her butt (and was subsequently fired*).

*not b/c of that.

On the other hand, unexpectedly finding out that one of your co-workers goes to the same gym as yours and coincidentally engages in conversation with you in the locker room while "toweling off" is very uncomfortable...

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
w/r/t the forest in SD's asscrack, it has always been my impression that when using a urinal, a guy unzips and/or unbuttons and pulls the peeing apparatus out through the fly in the outer and/or innerwear, as appropriate. Thus, the flabby white asscheeks with the forest peeking out from in between are discreetly covered by such outer and/or innerwear.

Maybe his firm is like his fraternity.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
[jumping off the crush list without a bungee]

1. I will now be ignoring all of your PM flirtations.
2. I would never do Coltrane from behind with a strap on. It would make me feel like Mrs. Robinson pretending to be a corrupt priest.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Just too foul to repost

I really want to perpetuate this joke, but now I think even I am grossed out*...

*pretty hard to do.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
On the other hand, unexpectedly finding out that one of your co-workers goes to the same gym as yours and coincidentally engages in conversation with you in the locker room while "toweling off" is very uncomfortable...

Is "toweling off" a euphemism for some activity that's against company policy?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is "toweling off" a euphemism for some activity that's against company policy?

No, just using a towel to dry off after a shower, and not attempting in the least to cover himself. I know it's a locker room. People are going to be naked. I'd just rather not know them.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No, just using a towel to dry off after a shower, and not attempting in the least to cover himself. I know it's a locker room. People are going to be naked. I'd just rather not know them.

It's a locker room. People are naked. Unless Mr. Coworker man is walking around pointing his boner in your direction, I don't see what the deal is.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
stuff no one wants to read again

Alors, fuckeau, does anyone actually eat the potato chips* that come with warning on the front about anal seepage?

* For mes ami on the droit, that's "potatoe" chips.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
It's a locker room. People are naked. Unless Mr. Coworker man is walking around pointing his boner in your direction, I don't see what the deal is.

Basically. Sans boner. I'm sitting on a bench. He's standing. Waaaaaaaaay to close.

Maybe that would be okay with you if he was tiddied up, but not me...

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
It's a locker room. People are naked. Unless Mr. Coworker man is walking around pointing his boner in your direction, I don't see what the deal is.

I get the feeling that Coltrane is just trying to avoid on the front end the likelihood of having a Sebbyesque knowledge of all of his male friends'/coworkers', etc. genital regions. People who insist on wearing underwear every day sometimes have these hangups. Poor guy.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
1. I will now be ignoring all of your PM flirtations.
2. I would never do Coltrane from behind with a strap on. It would make me feel like Mrs. Robinson pretending to be a corrupt priest.

I thought that was the reason why you would in the first place.