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09-26-2005, 05:57 PM
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#1816
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Just a contact high
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Boogers!
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09-26-2005, 05:57 PM
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#1817
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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I just realized ...
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Coincidentally, my purchase was from The Fuck Shoppe.
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Ye Olde Fuck Shoppe on Washingon? Ah, yes. They have some of the most interesting double-sided dildos I've ever seen. Find me a better pocket pussy than Ye Olde Fuck Shoppe's, and pigs will fly out of my ass...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-26-2005, 05:59 PM
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#1818
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Lullaby of Boredway
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
My good man, do you really think youi are going to get SEbby and my wealthy looking asses out to QUeens for a non US Open event? Are we slumming?
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Well, I know you're partial to the bright lights and big city but I'm not meeting you at the Milford Plaza bar again, no matter how many complimentary drink vouchers they give you. |
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09-26-2005, 06:00 PM
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#1819
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Just a contact high
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Originally posted by LessinSF
No shit. I started drinking at the Folsom Street fair at 4:00 p.m. and chewed a big crunky cap at around 6:00. I was flying until midnight and didn't get out of bed until 11:00 this morning. I hurt.
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I hope you were wearing sunscreen.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-26-2005, 06:02 PM
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#1820
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Biggie
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Originally posted by Not Bob
I didn't realize that she reported to serve her sentence yet -- anyway, Kim was convicted of perjury, and got a year. As I learned yesterday (in an article about how Kim and others think that the perjury charge is a part of a general campaign by the police against hip-hop artists), the charge arose out of a shoot-out at a radio station between some of her friends and some friends of Foxy Brown-- she testified that she was not aware that two of her friends were present.
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Well, apparnetly the suites at the medium security prisons were booked so she went to a high security prison where half of her hair extensions were lopped off, so she has short hair on one side and long extensions on the other. She was promptly defrocked of her SEeah John wearm up suit and all the prisom ladieez are telling Lil Kim how, with only half a head of extensions and a green jumpstui, she looks like someone you would see on the street. And they are taunting her as she is being friendly when the prison ladeez know that LK would not even lookin their direction on the street. Apparently she may become somebody's property in short order.
I wonder if sharp objects werealllowed, if they would try to deflate her funbags? |
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09-26-2005, 06:03 PM
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#1821
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You know the scene, very hum-drum
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
We did not see the Black Crowes. We heard a few of their songs as we were walking back to our car, though.
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Wow. Its like I dont even know you anymore.
Did you guys buy a car together? This is getting serious. |
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09-26-2005, 06:05 PM
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#1822
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Lullaby of Boredway
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Originally posted by ironweed
Well, I know you're partial to the bright lights and big city but I'm not meeting you at the Milford Plaza bar again, no matter how many complimentary drink vouchers they give you.
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But that is where the Dating Game is sending me and Bachelor Number One on our date. And Bernese of Beverly Hills is providing our wardrobe. |
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09-26-2005, 06:08 PM
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#1823
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Biggie
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Speaking of Biggie smalls, I heard on Howard (my source for news) that Lil Kim is in the slammer and getting some bad treatment. What is she in for?
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I think she perjured herself.
Yep. http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/150...headlines=true
By the way, she's three nose jobs and two skin-whitenings from a Michael Jackson.
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09-26-2005, 06:14 PM
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#1824
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Lullaby of Boredway
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
But that is where the Dating Game is sending me and Bachelor Number One on our date. And Bernese of Beverly Hills is providing our wardrobe.
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Was it an answer # 1 made that got him the deal, or an answer that # 2 and 3 made that cost them?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 09-26-2005 at 06:16 PM..
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09-26-2005, 06:16 PM
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#1825
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Lullaby of Boredway
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Originally posted by ironweed
Well, I know you're partial to the bright lights and big city but I'm not meeting you at the Milford Plaza bar again, no matter how many complimentary drink vouchers they give you.
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A long time ago I spent one night at a Milford Plaza. Just for fun. Before checking out, my friend and I made up one of the the beds -- each of us on one side -- and were sure to smooth the bedspread with a flourish on the "za" note.
("And in the center of it all, is the Milford Plah-zaa.") |
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09-26-2005, 06:18 PM
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#1826
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Lullaby of Boredway
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
("And in the center of it all, is the Milford Plah-zaa.")
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Nice.
"The Milford Plaza is the lullaby of ooooold Brooooadwaaaaaaay!"
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09-26-2005, 06:26 PM
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#1827
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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I am in need of large amounts of plastic explosives.
I have been on the phone with MBNA for almost 20 minutes trying to activate my new MBNA Philadelphia Eagles MasterCard, because for some reason, the number I am calling from does not appear to be my home phone number. It is.
I would like to blow up their offices.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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09-26-2005, 06:31 PM
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#1828
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Biggie
Dissent, she is one nose job and two skin whitenings from MJ status. ops. She already looks like him without the tattooed makeup.
QUery: If MJ were a gal, how many boobjobs would he have? |
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09-26-2005, 06:35 PM
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#1829
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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I am in need of large amounts of plastic explosives.
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I have been on the phone with MBNA for almost 20 minutes trying to activate my new MBNA Philadelphia Eagles MasterCard, because for some reason, the number I am calling from does not appear to be my home phone number. It is.
I would like to blow up their offices.
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1. Damned Vonage.
2. I first read "offices" as orifices. Chalk it up to an IM conversation.
3. What kind of special benefits that normal people would consider worth having does one get with a Philadelphia Eagles card? |
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09-26-2005, 06:38 PM
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#1830
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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I am in need of large amounts of plastic explosives.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
1. Damned Vonage.
2. I first read "offices" as orifices. Chalk it up to an IM conversation.
3. What kind of special benefits that normal people would consider worth having does one get with a Philadelphia Eagles card?
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3. You are clearly not the target audience. I also have a Syracuse University card.
But really, I only ever use my AmEx.
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