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Old 02-13-2004, 05:34 PM   #1831
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I had someone fly half way acroos the country once just to surprise me with half a day on incredible, mind-blowing sex and a wonderful dinner.

It blew me away. I'd say it was definitely worth it. But then, I only had to pay for dinner.
Excuse me?

Who paid for dinner?
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Old 02-13-2004, 05:35 PM   #1832
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No, actually. Not these days, for sure. The only person who does that publicly is Don Cherry. And he's in trouble for it. Not too many anglos do it privately as well. Most Anglos honestly don't want them to separate.
Well, I'm glad to hear the entire country is again united behind the national sport of lacrosse.
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Old 02-13-2004, 05:40 PM   #1833
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Well, I'm glad to hear the entire country is again united behind the national sport of lacrosse.
Of course! Masturbation is something everyone can enjoy. The great uniter.
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Old 02-13-2004, 05:43 PM   #1834
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Mom?
You are one sick, pathetic little fuck, aren't you?
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Old 02-13-2004, 05:43 PM   #1835
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I just want to add a shout out to RT for providing some of the material used in my chat session with the Driving School help desk.
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Old 02-13-2004, 05:45 PM   #1836
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I just want to add a shout out to RT for providing some of the material used in my chat session with the Driving School help desk.
Quelle irony. RT is the last one who should help you with anything having to do with driving.
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Old 02-13-2004, 05:45 PM   #1837
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I just want to add a shout out to RT for providing some of the material used in my chat session with the Driving School help desk.
No problem. I'm out of red light rear ending stories, though, so I may not be able to help next time...
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Old 02-13-2004, 05:47 PM   #1838
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Excuse me?

Who paid for dinner?
I'm talking about the steak I slipped out for after you fell asleep, not the whopper 2 for $2 special.

Freakin' cheapskate.
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Old 02-13-2004, 05:53 PM   #1839
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I just want to add a shout out to RT for providing some of the material used in my chat session with the Driving School help desk.
You should have cast your Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
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Old 02-13-2004, 05:55 PM   #1840
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Mom?
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You are one sick, pathetic little fuck, aren't you?
QED.
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Old 02-13-2004, 06:08 PM   #1841
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I just want to add a shout out to RT for providing some of the material used in my chat session with the Driving School help desk.
Man, I need to go in-house too.
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Old 02-13-2004, 06:10 PM   #1842
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It was kind of like Crank Yankers, the 40 hour mini-series, only without the puppets or the laughs...

Happy Holiday Weekend Friday, everyone!!
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Old 02-13-2004, 06:16 PM   #1843
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Man, I need to go in-house too.
Um, you're already a poker-playing monkey - getting a little greedy aren't you?
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Old 02-13-2004, 06:32 PM   #1844
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Um, you're already a poker-playing monkey - getting a little greedy aren't you?
No one ever said I was a good poker-playing monkey. I believe ncs, Mr. Man and pretermitted child all can confirm that.
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Old 02-13-2004, 06:34 PM   #1845
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guy selling his in-line skates after a tumble

spree: heinous pic of a guy's bruised butt after an in-line skate accident so now he's selling said skates on e-bay.
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