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03-17-2004, 10:19 AM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Oops. Sorry. My bad. I guess it didn't let the whole board down when I discovered you with my boyfriend. Inadvertent generalization.

That wasn't your bad. NOT!

sebastian_dangerfield · 03-17-2004, 10:25 AM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
NOT!

How campy.

sebastian_dangerfield · 03-17-2004, 10:28 AM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Oh god please no. Don't make me look at mud flaps - whatever they are. I have never seen the mud flaps, nor do I ever wish to.

Think Georgia O'Keefe in earth tones with a Salvador Dali "melting" effect added to create a wilting appearance.

Or just think of that 18 wheeler in front of you on the highway slogging through the rain.

03-17-2004, 10:40 AM

LaToya- Fine, she is a great singer, but where is the charisma? she bores me and I started doing something else Not Riveted. She will probably end up in the top five unless someone with a much better personality and smile and not much worse voice steps in. She cant win bc will be way out personalitied by a John Stevens, a George, a Fantasia, or god forbid, Jon Paul Mormom

Amy Adams- welll, the lesbians have someone to root for. I am glad she lost that "boyfriend" and brought out her "friend". She will be in doc martens and a subaru by the end of her run, which will probalby be soon. good voice, but not as good as some of the others, not attractive, and her look is Kelly Osbource circa 2002. Either she gets a serious makeover or she is gone. Duking it out for Bottom three with.

Matt Rogers- He sucks but has a really good personality. I think that little clip they show before the singing could make or break a couple of people at this point. Leah came off as probably the most unlovable of all the people, probably the only one hurt by her clip. She really just lacks lovability and this will kill her even thogh she has a great voice. Matt Rogers is the complete opposite. I cant decide which flabby white person is bottom three. Depends if Amy gets the lesbian vote out. Do lesbians watch this show or just gay guys?

Jon Paul- I dont know what a hobbit looks like, but I htink his face is very attractive. Too bad he is a midget. I didnt notice his voice bc all I could think was White Guy Dancing. Reminds me of Coltrne after a beer bong.

The pretty latina howaiian- Camille? I like her voice but she was boring last night. She is super attractive though. She will be bottom two but was bailed out by the shit performance by Leah.

George- Love him love him love him. He induces clapping from the couch. Here is someone with a great personality video clip thing and the talent to back it. And the winning smile that Ruben had. I think this trifecta might carry him the distance. Not many others have it. Fantaisa is pretty close and JOhn Stevens has it too but he doesnt bust it out as much (which makes it special when he does). Jasmine is close too but the flower thing has got to go- makes her a little gimicky as opposed to the real deal. My picks for the top four at this point. Interested to see how the rice vote goes.

Fantasia. Loved her for the first time. She is outstanding, has a greaty personality and is cute. TOp three.

Jennifer Hudson- bag the face man. I thought that was her best vocal performance but what is wrong with ehr face? Crack baby. She will finish in the middle.

John Stevens. See above. Great personality video. Great smile. Great voice. I though he was fabulous last night doing a soul stong in a crooner manner. thats different and original. in a contest where noone else is. I didnt vote last night bc I dont think he needs it. ANd I didnt feel like voting for him and george- too much of a hassle and I cant play favorites yet.

Jasmine. Top four. Great personality, great voice, cute with great smile. annoying gimmick.

diana- I thought she was really good which surprised me. great personatiy, cute smile. voice taht isnt as good as fantaisia or latoya. she could take latoya's place in the top five if she is consistent bc she out personality and outsmiles her.

leah- i actually thought "she's is history" when I heard her and I dont usually come to that conclusion within the first ten seconds of a performance. that annoying mike tap thing has got to go. and she is either arrogant, shy or personality-less. adios.

is that everyone?

Bottom three- camile, leah, and amy or matt. gone leah.

top three- john, george and fantasia. probably in that order.

then jasmine, jon peter or latoya, diana. then jennifer

bilmore · 03-17-2004, 10:45 AM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Still covered with snow?

Nyah nyah nyah . . .

Touche'.

baltassoc · 03-17-2004, 11:00 AM

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Originally posted by tmdiva
I generally agree with Fugee, though I counter her inexplicable fondness for John Stevens with my own inexplicable hobbit love for Jon Peter Lewis.

The Hobbit must die. I don't get it. He sucked. Every time he sings he sucks. They keep telling him to stop dancing, but that would be a mistake, since his dancing is his best talent (in a Charlie Chaplinesqe kind of way) and it apparently distracts people from noticing the fact that he CAN'T SING AT ALL.

The Hobbit is so bad he makes me angry. Angry enough to suggest that perhaps Mormons should not be allowed to have telephones.

And that makes me sad, because in the "package" Jon Peter came across as a very nice guy who wants to be a pediatrician. I think he would be a good pediatrician. I just hope America helps him reach that dream by sending him back to school earlier rather than later.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 03-17-2004, 11:03 AM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Touche'.

You're not alone. We're getting caked right now.

The snow always brings out the hats. I'm sure this has been brought up before, but we need to bring back the men's hat. 50+ guys in hats just look cool. You really can't pull it off if you're younger, can you?

sebastian_dangerfield · 03-17-2004, 11:05 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You're not alone. We're getting caked right now.

The snow always brings out the hats. I'm sure this has been brought up before, but we need to bring back the men's hat. 50+ guys in hats just look cool. You really can't pull it off if you're younger, can you?

No. No you can't.

barely_legal · 03-17-2004, 11:05 AM

I don't hate anyone enough to really care right now. It's weird -- I voted like mad to try to get people I liked into the finals, and now that most of them are there, I'm too apathetic to pick up a phone and vote. I think this will change if someone I like is in the bottom 3, then I'll probably vote the next week to try to save them. But right now? Just don't care. I love to watch the Hobbit, though. I can't tell if he's a good singer b/c I'm too distracted by his gyrations, but I want to keep watching him.

I also think Leah or Camille will be gone tonight, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was Amy. I also think that Jennifer Hudson might be in the bottom 3, not b/c she deserves it, but b/c there are three amazing African American singers, and she is probably the most expendable (and she never garnered a big popular vote -- wasn't in the top 3 in her semi-final round and I doubt she was in the top 3 votegetters of the Wildcard round).

bilmore · 03-17-2004, 11:09 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
. . . we need to bring back the men's hat. 50+ guys in hats just look cool. You really can't pull it off if you're younger, can you?

I always looked dapper in mine.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 03-17-2004, 11:09 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No. No you can't.

I know. A buddy tried last year. He really did look like an idiot.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 03-17-2004, 11:11 AM

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Originally posted by bilmore

I always looked dapper in mine.

Wow. It must get really cold in the Twin Cities if you have to wear a penis sock.

ThurgreedMarshall · 03-17-2004, 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You're not alone. We're getting caked right now.

The snow always brings out the hats. I'm sure this has been brought up before, but we need to bring back the men's hat. 50+ guys in hats just look cool. You really can't pull it off if you're younger, can you?

Agreed. In fact, I can't think of anyone besides my main man Vernon, who can pull it off at all.

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 03-17-2004, 11:19 AM

The new Sexy Urinal by Bathroom Mania, as seen at the JFK Virgin Lounge.

sebastian_dangerfield · 03-17-2004, 11:19 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I know. A buddy tried last year. He really did look like an idiot.

Its like the three piece suit or the pocket watch. I deal with a young guy who wears the three piece because I think he thinks its distinguishing. I bite my tongue around him a lot.

You should also never wear a sweater or sweater vest under a suit, unless you're John McCain or plan to give a seminar on Joyce.

I had to deal with this cat wearing a bow tie and wire rims the other day. I almost snickered when I saw the outfit. He looked like George Will. I thought he was going to break into some sort of John Houseman Paper Chase type diatribe at any moment. You just can't do that look until you're older, and the bow tie only works for 5% of its wearers.

And throw out your penny loafers. Don't ask why - just throw them out.