Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

[robustpuppy]

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[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
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I just really like this re line. It makes me feel like Bret Easton Ellis.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Wow. Its like I dont even know you anymore.

Did you guys buy a car together? This is getting serious.

The car in which we were both travelling.

Are you seriously questioning the choice of two Texans to see Lyle Lovett over the Black Crows?

FWIW, what we heard of the Crows sounded pretty good, had we not been dead tired and had we been more interested in reliving a bit of our youth. Ah, those were the days, hanging out at the Dairy Queen listening to Q102 (Texas's Rock Leader for Classic Rock of Yesterday and Today!).

here you go.

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/

Originally posted by baltassoc
The car in which we were both travelling.

Are you seriously questioning the choice of two Texans to see Lyle Lovett over the Black Crows?

FWIW, what we heard of the Crows sounded pretty good, had we not been dead tired and had we been more interested in reliving a bit of our youth. Ah, those were the days, hanging out at the Dairy Queen listening to Q102 (Texas's Rock Leader for Classic Rock of Yesterday and Today!).

That is a good reason, if you are from Texas. Just unfortunate scheulding. That said, are you calling the Black Crowes an old time band from the seventies? bc I dont think so.

Thought you were fro Baltimore, not Texas. Sounds like RT is starting to go all We and Ussy a la E/O on us. If you guys ever have kids, pleaes don't let her say "we are pregnant". Not unless you become conjoined to her uterus.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Tangentically, I've always thought that 2 Live Crew should have named their song "The Fuck Shoppe" instead of "The Fuck Shop".

Without using Google:

There's only one place where you can go
Where the price is right just to fuck a ho

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
That is a good reason, if you are from Texas. Just unfortunate scheulding. That said, are you calling the Black Crowes an old time band from the seventies? bc I dont think so.

Thought you were fro Baltimore, not Texas. Sounds like RT is starting to go all We and Ussy a la E/O on us. If you guys ever have kids, pleaes don't let her say "we are pregnant". Not unless you become conjoined to her uterus.

I said Yesterday and Today. Of course, that was back in the late 80s, early 90s, so it's not today.

Seriously, nothing against the Black Crows, they've just never done it for me. OTOH, I own multiple Lyle Lovett albums.

While I began my legal career in Baltimore, I am originally from Texas.

Your other objections are noted and I see no real problem with that.

Here you go:

http://members.aol.com/imsoconfused02/puke.jpg

Originally posted by baltassoc
I said Yesterday and Today. Of course, that was back in the late 80s, early 90s, so it's not today.

Seriously, nothing against the Black Crows, they've just never done it for me. OTOH, I own multiple Lyle Lovett albums.

While I began my legal career in Baltimore, I am originally from Texas.

Your other objections are noted and I see no real problem with that.

So you are from Texas and have martini glass chest hair? Are you McConaughey esque? Where are your kids?

[dtb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
That is a serious waste of a hot guy. Stern was going off on this this morning. How she still looks good but if you see her up close, you can see how her face is pulled back from the face lift. he thinks she only has a couple of years before she hits the wall and why would a young, hot guy marry someone who is already into her first face lft? Then he mentioned Barbra Streisand being interviewed, fat as a cow, saying, she is in her sixties, and you just cant keep it up forever.

So Demi Moore chose her ass over her face (but her face still looks good with lots of makeup, etc., at least in that picture), but DAMN! her ass looks good. If my ass could look like that (and for several thousand dollars, I'm sure it can!) I'm not sure I would have made a different choice.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
So you are from Texas and have martini glass chest hair? Are you McConaughey esque? Where are your kids?

Back off. He's mine...

Originally posted by dtb
So Demi Moore chose her ass over her face (but her face still looks good with lots of makeup, etc., at least in that picture), but DAMN! her ass looks good. If my ass could look like that (and for several thousand dollars, I'm sure it can!) I'm not sure I would have made a different choice.

I believe the Demi Ass Program consists of an hour (or was it two hours) a day on the stairmaster, a bunch of lipo and a raw food diet and no booze. Is it worth it?

The answer is yes if

1) You don't have an actual job so your life doesnt become, documents, stairmaster, sleep

2) you have a professional chef to make raw food edible

3) you get a tall, smokin, 27 yo mantoy who will follow all your trendy religous bullshit.

and

4) You were a teetotaler anyway for fear of being fired from St Elmos' Fire.

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Back off. He's mine...

I believe the proper vernacular is "Off my corner, ho".

I don't subscribe to the OPC. mmmmmmmmmhahahahahaha

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
So you are from Texas and have martini glass chest hair? Are you McConaughey esque? Where are your kids?

In the sense the McConaughhey and I are both from Texas and have occassionally acted like lawyers, I guess so.

Originally posted by baltassoc
In the sense the McConaughhey and I are both from Texas and have occassionally acted like lawyers, I guess so.

So you don't have a sexy twang and like to take your women in the back of your pickup truck on a hot, sweaty Texas day? Texas men are real men. Yee haw.

Where are the kiddies? Chicago?