Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by Not Me

Oh and STP.

I guess S(uper) T(errific) P(sychodelics) would explain your politics.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Not Me

I was surprised that you liked any of them. I thought you preferred size 14 or higher.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Turns out Sam's $250k buy-a-Trump-job was a setup by Samsonite. They obviously got value for their dollar, as we all noticed and ran out to buy Tumi bags.

The first season of NBC's "The Apprentice" may be over, but Chevy Chase's Sam Solovey, who was fired on episode No. 3, is still cashing in. On the Thursday night finale, Solovey offered a $250,000 bribe to Donald Trump if he'd hire him. He displayed and mentioned -- now this is important -- a Samsonite briefcase. Needless to say, Trump didn't take him up on the offer. (Since when does the Donald need $250,000 anyway?)

On Friday, Samsonite Sam went on local radio stations to brag about his business savvy. He didn't deny it when Brett Haber from Z104 (WWZZ) asked if he had a deal with the luggage company. Solovey replied smugly, "I gave them about a half-a-million-dollar ad spot on national TV," adding, "They won't let me say a darn thing, but I will say that the briefcase was promptly shipped in from the lovely Samsonite corporation."

He later told us he wouldn't discuss any "ancillary arrangements," including his deal with Samsonite. How much did they pay him? "I have no comment on that."

NBC wasn't pleased about the unsanctioned plug, he said, but insisted, "I can handle it."

(source)

[Alex_de_Large]

I thought blow was supposed to make you skinny?

Read more about Diego's current problems here.

spree; link to CNN article.

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I can't wait for Paigow to tell us that "Double anal is the new mojito."

Board Motto!!!

Originally posted by dc_chef
The lunchbox collection is cool. It's one of those rare collections that is not just a bunch of crappy tsotchkes that no one cares to see.

Chef is the new mojito

Originally posted by dc_chef
I'm honored. A secret admirer.

Chef is the new double anal.

Originally posted by dc_chef
Well, hello, minx.

chef is the new taltos.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I thought blow was supposed to make you skinny?

Not after it kills 70% of your heart muscle.

[andViolins]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
chef is the new taltos.

The quad is the new hat trick.

aV

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Six-year-old La. boy recounts memories of being fighter pilot from Uniontown, Penn., KIA on March 3, 1945.

Either someone's getting hoaxed or this explains a lot about BRC.

You know you're talking to someone from Louisiana when they ask something like "What little kid knows about the Japanese?"

Did you eat Not From Here?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large


I thought blow was supposed to make you skinny?

Read more about Diego's current problems here.

spree; link to CNN article.

What the fuck is that hideous tattoo on his forearm?

[bilmore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Did you eat Not From Here?

We don't even know for sure that they dated.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by andViolins
The quad is the new hat trick.

Irritated is the new EvenOdds.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by evenodds
Irritated is the new EvenOdds.

That must be what they call one of those imperceptible changes.