Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
if you had a shot with Pamela Anderson- I bet you'd take your time and make her cum!

Attaboy, Hank. Let the mask slip a little farther. Together, we can take over the world!

CDF

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
Attaboy, Hank. Let the mask slip a little farther. Together, we can take over the world!

CDF

The Japanese were giddy when they first attacked Pearl Harbor- a few years later they were making us radios and blowin our boys for a couple of Yen a shot. we'll see where you are in a few months.

[ltl/fb]

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/156...lance&n=283155

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/156...lance&n=283155

So he meant Fairy porn? Do you think he was making reference to your height?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
So he meant Fairy porn? Do you think he was making reference to your height?

He was making reference to a couple of audits that are nearly complete.

Here are people having the same argument, though I doubt if I were the only person in the world who thought this was sexual, the guy would have gotten strange looks for using the phrase:

http://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_b...sages/132.html

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
He was making reference to a couple of audits that are nearly complete.

Here are people having the same argument, though I doubt if I were the only person in the world who thought this was sexual, the guy would have gotten strange looks for using the phrase:

http://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_b...sages/132.html

See. when you keep going on like this, it makes it harder for me to be out as crushing on you-

and you've obviously googled it, and since you did you know that 95% of the hits say it's golf related.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
See. when you keep going on like this, it makes it harder for me to be out as crushing on you-

and you've obviously googled it, and since you did you know that 95% of the hits say it's golf related.

no they don't, if you google "down to the short strokes" -- they don't say what it relates to.

OK, I will drop, because it's beginning to bore even me, and even though you point out quite the upside to NOT dropping it.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
no they don't, if you google "down to the short strokes" -- they don't say what it relates to.

OK, I will drop, because it's beginning to bore even me, and even though you point out quite the upside to NOT dropping it.

FWIW, you've convinced me it's wrong and I plan to stop using it. From now on I will use the phrase "down to the deep dicking" to indicate that a project or process is near completion.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ironweed
FWIW, you've convinced me it's wrong and I plan to stop using it. From now on I will use the phrase "down to the deep dicking" to indicate that a project or process is near completion.

"We're down to the cervix hitting, guys. Cinch 'er up and hunker down."

[patentparanyc]

Seeing as it was close to 100 degrees yest. I felt like a wilted flower. Or that pic of the burning flower Hank posted....

http://www.bankersball.com/2006/07/17/heat-wave-haiku/


And, WTF? Carson Daly looks like a skeleton.

http://socialitelife.com/2006/07/18/...ery_pretty.php

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I felt like a wilted flower.

Someone else has felt like that every day since 2001.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
no they don't, if you google "down to the short strokes" -- they don't say what it relates to.

Not only does your link have no explanation behind why they think it's sexual, but here is the very next link in your own google search, which you clearly ignored on purpose: http://members.aol.com/MorelandC/HaveOriginsData.htm (scroll down to the phrase)

same search, inserting the word, "origin": http://www.joe-ks.com/phrases/phrasesD.htm

TM

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have heard that expression before, but I didn't know it was sexist. I always thought that it meant that we were almost there, and that any further drafting would be minimal - i.e. short strokes (of a pen).

Or else golf-related - i.e. we are no longer driving, but down to the short (putting) strokes.

I'm with Gwinky here. I'd always understood the expression to be golf-related.

Now, I supppose that you could be pissed off because the use of unfamiliar sports metaphors can put female co-workers who are unfamiliar with them at a relative disadvantage. But I don't think it's got anything to do with anything sexual.

That's the problem with you broads. Any time we talk about fun stuff, you just assume we're going all tits & ass on you. Is it that time of the month, Honey?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why would the strokes used in the last bits of a painting or a book be any shorter than the other ones? You can only use the letters weruioaszxcvnm in the last few sentences?

If it were golf, I would think it would be "we're down to the putting now" or something. Not that I follow golf, but I've never heard any golfball hitting referred to as "stroking," whether it's when you try to hit it a long way, or just a short distance.

gwink, fwiw, I don't think it's sexist, I think it's inappropriately sexual.

Golf is divided into your long game and your short game. The long game is what you play off the tee and down the fairway. It is characterized by longer, lower loft clubs and a full stroke. The short game is what happens within about 60 yards in or closer to the tee. It's where you use clubs like wedges, or shorter clubs and chip, lob, or pitch onto the green, with a short stroke. It mans you're not quite on the green, but the end is in sight and if you play it right, a good short stroke could finish out the hole for you under par.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
shhh. if I was honest that Pennypacker is named after my maternal grandfather, and that I lived on an expense account since 18 how could I claim to be forced to drink cheap beer?

I forget. Is Pennypacker the Jewish or the Italian side of the family?