Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Atticus Grinch]

ThrashersFan, to Wonk
I heart you

You're in line behind Cedars Sinai and the Mayo Clinic, but we're all pulling for you, Thrasher.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Fringey, that's it, I'm moving. Our love child is going to be reared in Texas. None of this uptight limited east coast crap for our darling.

You have sole custody, and can take the little puppy wherever you want.

[blueballs]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
I get it. Masturbation. Out of "whack". Nice touch, Bilmore.

(You had no idea you did that, did you?)

His left hand probably doesn't know what the right is doing. At his age that's probably easily explained by early senility.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by NotFromHere

Edited to say - all you dice guys are confusing me.

Fuck, is somebody else using my dice? I may have to do a custom avatar of atm or something to really distinguish myself.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by blueballs
His left hand probably doesn't know what the right is doing. At his age that's probably easily explained by early senility.

You're just jealous because you're not ambidextrous, which would double your dating pool.

[Beelzebubba]

Originally posted by evenodds
I am an Austinite. I grew up on the east coast, but I fell in love with the hill country.

When I was in law school, I was here interviewing for jobs and found the friendliness disconcerting. People talked to me everywhere -- the waiting area in firm offices, elevators.

Now when I travel back east, I wonder what's wrong with everyone else.

I know exactly what you mean. I grew up in Austin, was schooled in Austin, and came to DC (for work). Its incredible how different it is up here. Being polite is the exception. When I say "thank you," people look at me funny. Its great when you are polite to opposing counsel and they just fidget. In some cases, you gain a psychological edge on opposing counsel playing the good ol' boy. "Mister" and "Ms." really pisses people off. It seems to me that anyone in a service industry up here (and I am), especailly retail or food service would make quite a mark and keep them coming back if it required its staff to smile and be polite.

In any case enjoy the music, Barton's, Threadgill's, Dirty's, Amy's Fredericksburg, Hamilton's Pool, the Country Line, and the best Tex Mex anywhere.

666

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by bilmore
I suspect that, when your ratio of masturbatory experiences to actual sex experiences gets too out of whack, you grow morose.

While quite possibly true, the problem here was my painfully throbbing tendon on my mouse hand (which, probably not coincidentally, is my favored self-lovin hand) from scrolling through the same fucking post one millyun times as it is requoted and requoted and requoted only to be followed by what someone no doubt thinks is a pithy one-liner, but is in fact just a waste of pixels and bandwidth.

I understand that you, as the Lamest Poster of Them All, may take offense at this, but the Truth needs to be spaked. Thurgreed has tried before re the sixth lamest poster of all time, but the Word has apparently not filtered down to the teeming unwashed masses. The mortal sin of requoting lengthy posts just to make a stupid response is akin to the "LOL" or the "Check your e-mail" in the pantheon of crimes that will be weighed by St Peter or Satan or whomever the Mormons use to pick your level of heaven, probably Steve Young, since even the elders admit that Brigham Young was a wrong-headed bastard of a bigot.

You have been warned.

Less (got to check Craig's List for where the sluts are tonight because I have blisters on my palms) inSF

[robustpuppy]

I wish you would post more.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
Ok, scary is not the right word. Different perhaps? I think the pickups and friendly people are a bit scary, but the other stuff is just plain different.

I think the phrase you are looking for is "I might could be fixin' to whoop y'alls butt son."

Hey, y'all come on down to Central PA. We have the pick up trucks, with gun racks. We have the guns. We have baseball caps. But, and this should make you happy, no one is friendly.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Less

I wish you would post more.

Which is it? Are you always so conflicted?

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I wish you would post more.

I am reminded of a joke:

Why did the feminist cross the road?

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...
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to suck my dick.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I wish you would post more.

With just a little more thought, you could have said

"I wish you would post, Less"

And left SOME mystery.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Third: Your second point missed the point. I was merely responding to what's-his-name when he said that there was no difference between a $2000 system and a $10000 system and if person wants to spend $10000 on an amp and it doesn't mean waiving child-support payments, then what the fuck do you care? People spend money on dumber shit than that (homerun baseballs, ugly art). Get off your horse and maybe sit a listen to a $10000 amp - or maybe you're just not a music lover - then that's ok - spend your money on bonds and shut up.

Actually, you were responding to your mischaracterization of my original statement, but that's okay.

My original point had been that there are male (or stereotypically male) things that can be purchased that are equivalent to big money diamonds: that at some point, while you can tell the difference in quality and expense if you try, most people don't bother to try.

I was also trying to pump SD for more details on how much he blew - uh, I mean spent on his beloved's rock by drawing his attention to the fact that his assertion that he could never spend more on a stereo might be false (unless, of course, he bought a Bennifer / Kobe class ring, in which case, congrats Mrs. D).

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by LessinSF
my mouse hand (which, probably not coincidentally, is my favored self-lovin hand)

this must be a problem for online porn.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bilmore
With just a little more thought, you could have said

"I wish you would post, Less"

And left SOME mystery.

Well, that wasn't my intent -- admittedly, though, I did miss a chance. I was more focused on the concept of less (less) and more (lame) than on the words themselves.

Anyhoo, there might not be mystery, but judging by Less's response, there is confusion. Or maybe not.