Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[Not Me]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Steeeeerike two.

(I'll start packing your Fu bags for you.)

TM

Ummm, what was strike one?

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Not Me
Ummm, what was strike one?

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess the very first moment you showed up.

What do I win TM?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by leagleaze
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess the very first moment you showed up.

What do I win TM?

Well, there's that. But I was entertaining myself with it* for a little while.

But I got sick of it.** So, strike one was: http://205.214.94.186/forums/showthr...6219#post56219

TM

* It rubs the lotion onto its skin. It does this whenever its told.

** It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Talking about strike one

I never in my life thought I would say this, but you are a lot more patient than I am.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Well, there's that. But I was entertaining myself with it* for a little while.

But I got sick of it.** So, strike one was: http://205.214.94.186/forums/showthr...6219#post56219

TM

* It rubs the lotion onto its skin. It does this whenever its told.

** It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose.

Sorry. For those who didn't follow that, I just outed Not Me. Think:



Can't you just see him dancing around with his penis tucked between his legs?

TM

[idle acts]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Sorry. For those who didn't follow that, I just outed Not Me. Think:



Can't you just see him dancing around with his penis tucked between his legs?

TM

With a Poodle named Precious? Oh yes.

And you just reminded me of this site:

It puts the lotion on its skin...
I know whenever you hear that line, you wish you could set it to music. Wish no more. Instead take a listen to SILENCE! Silence of the Lambs: The Musical. As entertaining as you imagine.


http://www.silencethemusical.com/

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by LessinSF
I already have an offer of $100 from a person who doesn't want to be named to you. With Chevy's old offer of (I think it was) $500, we got you $700 and the season of giving is just beginning. Come on people, send me your pledges. It's tax-deductible to PETA.

My old offer was $250. It still stands, so we're almost halfway there. C'mon people -- think how many kitties and bunny rabbits we can save if Paigow doesn't back out.

You know, this whole thing reminds me of David Bowie's "Space Oddity" and Peter Schilling's derivative tribute song, "Major Tom." To the tune of "Major Tom," I give you the latest chapter in Paigow's sad tale:

Standing there alone
Paigow is waiting
All systems are go
Are we sure?
The board isn’t convinced
But the computer
Has the evidence
"No need to abort"
The countdown starts

Watching in a trance
We all are certain
Nothing left to chance
All is working
Trying to relax
Up in the capsule
Paigow lights a spliff
Her vibrator's on
The count goes on

CHORUS:
4...3...2...1...
Earth below her
Drifting falling
Floating weightless
Going, going home...

Second stage is cut
She’s now in orbit
Crystal meth and speed
Running perfect
Refusing to assess
Collected data
What will it affect
When all is done
When she is gone?

Back at ground control
We see the problem
Reading comp is nil
She's not responding
"Hello Paigow Princess
Are you receiving
Do you understand
This is goodbye"
There's no reply

CHORUS

Across the stratosphere
A final message
"You will all miss me"
Then nothing more

Far beneath the ship
The board is cheering
They’ve come to realize
She’s insane
No one understands
Her delusions
Outer space is calling
It is her home
She’s going home

Earth below her
Drifting falling
Floating weightless
Going home...

Earth below her
Drifting falling
Floating weightless
Going home........


CDF (if you don't know the song it's worth googling for the wav. file - it was a hit in 1983)

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
My old offer was $250. It still stands, so we're almost halfway there. C'mon people -- think how many kitties and bunny rabbits we can save if Paigow doesn't back out.

Nah. I'd trade 10,000 pjs and 5,000 NCSs for one paigow. Even if she's mayor of psycho city, which sits in crazy county, state of Wackafuckingdoo, she's clever and funny sometimes.

TM

[bilmore]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
CDF (if you don't know the song it's worth googling for the wav. file - it was a hit in 1983)

Well, I'm sure that Paigow was a hit in 1983, too, when she first turned legal, but, notwithstanding that, this would be a duller place without her.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
EO seems to be dealing with hers. Maybe she can recommend an ointment for you.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
EO seems to have found a way. Maybe she can help you out.

Stop posting about me, Thurgreed. It only makes your passion for me more obvious. That Not Me dude is going to get jealous.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by evenodds
Stop posting about me, Thurgreed. It only makes your passion for me more obvious. That Not Me dude is going to get jealous.

ODDMAN is NOT ME?

Wow. This is as big a sock outing as I've ever seen.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
(if you don't know the song it's worth googling for the wav. file - it was a hit in 1983)

I think '73 actually

[SlaveNoMore]

Hank Chinaski
I think '73 actually

He meant Peter Schilling. Not Bowie.

As for the Paigow fund, I already gave at the office.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
He meant Peter Schilling. Not Bowie.

But . . . but . . . Bowie did Major Tom in '69.

I remember what class I was in when I heard it, for god's sakes.

(And who the fuck is Schilling, and why is he copying DB?)

[SlaveNoMore]

Originally posted by bilmore
But . . . but . . . Bowie did Major Tom in '69.

I remember what class I was in when I heard it, for god's sakes.

(And who the fuck is Schilling, and why is he copying DB?)

God, you really are older than dirt.