New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003 - Page 126

ltl/fb · 10-15-2003, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Exactly my point. Whenever Fox reports anything its written off by the left as biased, but these same people who make such criticisms (for example, you) do not, with any regularity, point the finger of bias at the biased left winged media.

Because the right never criticizes coverage of WaPo or NYT, and frequently jumps all over Fox for being biased. You, in particular, frequently post stuff by Fox and rip it apart, exposing biases.

Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I hope Paigow doesn't fuck you. You don't deserve her tender loins.

It is my understanding that she has had sex with more than one male, perhaps even more than one in a given week. Therefore, she must like rough sex and her loins must be hardened and callused, not tender.

Atticus Grinch · 10-15-2003, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm no litigator, and I'm certainly no criminal defense or prosecution litigator, but I really had thought there was something about admissibility and prior acts. For some reason I also thought that there was something . . . I don't know what . . . about prior sexual acts being brought up in rape cases. I guess if they found her blood and someone else's blood in her underwear and could link that to rough sex that would be one thing, but proving that she had sex with someone else in the recent past doesn't really seem to show anything about injuries. You'd need a lot more than just semen in her panties.

Colorado has adopted the FRE as its rules of evidence. Rule 412(b)(1)(A) permits the admission of the victim's past sexual activity solely to prove that the source of the victim's injuries or other physical evidence (i.e. semen) are sexual partners other than the defendant.

In this age of DNA, I imagine it's tough getting a "not my semen" theory past a motion in limine.

NotFromHere · 10-15-2003, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Because I'm bored (more underpants talk, please):

A [pregnant, 18 year old] woman who chased a 4-year-old boy through a McDonald's restaurant in Montgomery County, pinned him in a headlock and screamed obscenities as she smeared his face with hot french fries [because he accidentally got ice cream on her shirt sleeve while she was in line to order] was sentenced yesterday to four days in jail and ordered to attend anger management and parenting classes.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...2003Oct14.html

Edited to add, in her defense, it was her favorite shirt.

OK, I can't let this go. I tried.
Only sleazy lawyers use words in this manner...
Hayes smeared "boiling hot, greasy french fries" on his face, said State's Attorney Douglas F. Gansler.
"The boy was scared to death," Gansler said. "It is incomprehensible to think that an adult would attack a child of any age in such a manner."
After the assault, the boy's eyes were swollen, Gansler said. Although he suffered no serious physical injuries, "we don't know what kind of emotional and psychological damage he's had," Gansler said.

OK, if getting french fries rubbed in your face causes psychological damage, this kid's going to have a hell of a tough life on the playground.

Boiling hot greasy french fries - won't McDonald's object to their product being portrayed this way?

notcasesensitive · 10-15-2003, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It is my understanding that she has had sex with more than one male, perhaps even more than one in a given week. Therefore, she must like rough sex and her loins must be hardened and callused, not tender.

This is not an improvement on the sex talk. Keep trying though.

ltl/fb · 10-15-2003, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
This is not an improvement on the sex talk. Keep trying though.

Would adding "scarred" help?

Penske_Account · 10-15-2003, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You, in particular, frequently post stuff by Fox and rip it apart, exposing biases.

Those are my non-existence left wing socks. They don't count.

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It is my understanding that she has had sex with more than one male, perhaps even more than one in a given week. Therefore, she must like rough sex and her loins must be hardened and callused, not tender.

I'm oddly turned on. I'll be back in two and two.

Sparklehorse · 10-15-2003, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Here's your tutor:

(lame, I know, but e/o taught me the picture thing today and I've been dying to use it)

Edited to note that someone could claim this handsome avatar! Up for grabs! Your welcome.

I'm thinking it would be good for Thurgreed since his therapeutic insights allow him to read me like a Dr. Seuss book.

Atticus Grinch · 10-15-2003, 03:01 PM

Fiji villagers to offer apology to descendants of missionary they ate in 1867.

My question is, was he a Baker or a friar?

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-15-2003, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Exactly! Having had sex with one person ever (unless you were legally married to that person at the time) implies consent to sex with anyone at any time. That's really how rape cases are set up to be tried. Also, please refer to my "she's not dead, so she must have wanted it" post.

Can you avoid the repeat posts? You said this exact same thing already.

TM

rufus leeking · 10-15-2003, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Fiji villagers to offer apology to descendants of missionary they ate in 1867.

apology? maybe. or maybe they've heard enough from the grandparents about the food in the old days, and are ordering for delivery:

"The chief of the village, on the island of Viti Levu, has invited the missionary's descendants in Britain to attend next month's ceremony, "

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-15-2003, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I'm thinking it would be good for Thurgreed since his therapeutic insights allow him to read me like a Dr. Seuss book.

Dr. Seuss is much more complex.

TM

andViolins · 10-15-2003, 03:36 PM

So let me get this straight. A Chinese astronaut is called a taikonaut? When did the Friends script writers start working for the Chinese Space Agency?

From the USA Today article:

"Selected shortly before takeoff, veteran Chinese fighter pilot Yang Liwei, 38, spent most of Wednesday hurtling around the planet. He made a planned orbital shift in the afternoon and stopped work only to rest and eat Chinese food designed especially for space travel, according to Xinhua."

http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2...na-space_x.htm

a[bing]V

lookingformarket · 10-15-2003, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Lots of boring shit

Note to AG and Fugee--There is a separate Greedy Religion board on which you can continue this discussion.*

Oh yeah, there isn't, due to lack of interest. You could use the PM button though.

Thanks.

L(I know I don't post anything interesting, but at least I do it in very few words)FM

NotFromHere · 10-15-2003, 03:44 PM

Reports say that J.Lo had her lips reduced. Mmm, shouldn't she have started a little lower?

I love this headline - Aliens kidnapped Marie Osmond and stretched her face. It's the first picture.

awfulplasticsurgery.com

Flinty_McFlint · 10-15-2003, 03:50 PM

[Visibly surprised when reaching the podium]

[Flinty's eyes glazed while clutching the award statuette, shaped like a mini- alanis morrisette humping a burberry handbag]

Wow....thank you, thank you. I wasn't expecting this. It has been a great honor to be part of such a wonderful contest, and with such great and talented competitors. I have always been a big fan of Atticus' posts, at least the posts that I actually understood, so this is truly a special moment. [Flinty waves at Atticus in the audience] Let's give AG a round of applause...Stand up and take a bow Atticus, go on, stand up. [Camera pans to Atticus mouthing "Blow me" in Aramaic] And Thurgreed, where is Thurgreed? [camera pans to TM wearing full Yankee regalia, hat and headphones] Thurgreed, in a world of rain, you are a ray of sunshine and hope. Your perpetual optimism is an inspiration to us all. [Camera pans to Thurgreed, who is too busy staring at Thrasher's seat]

Gosh, there's so many people I have to thank. First of all, Leagl, thanks for putting on the contest, PLF for retirning, Penske and his many many supporters, and my agent, e/o (the check's the mail). Finally, I'd like to give a shout out to God, because without him/her/it/them, I wouldn't have been here.

[Get off the stage music plays, Flinty escorted away]