A frolic in Cambodia

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
After a two-month flirtation with internet poker and sports-betting, I'm done.

Question: How can you end up ahead by $2,750 (or more) and feel sucky? Answer: by pissing away over $3,000 in winnings over three days playing 10-20 and 20-40.

Highlight was definitely winning the 160-person monthly freeroll (first place = $3,000).

I still have plenty of futures bets, some of which may cash (e.g. Dolphins to win under 7.5 games this season, Seahawks to win over 9.5 games this season), so my final total isn't yet known. But for now, my balance is zero, and I'm not putting back in any of the money I've banked.

Anyways, this is my way of saying I'm sort of back. Did I miss breasticle day?

It was last week. Sorry.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
After a two-month flirtation with internet poker and sports-betting, I'm done.

Question: How can you end up ahead by $2,750 (or more) and feel sucky? Answer: by pissing away over $3,000 in winnings over three days playing 10-20 and 20-40.

Highlight was definitely winning the 160-person monthly freeroll (first place = $3,000).

I still have plenty of futures bets, some of which may cash (e.g. Dolphins to win under 7.5 games this season, Seahawks to win over 9.5 games this season), so my final total isn't yet known. But for now, my balance is zero, and I'm not putting back in any of the money I've banked.

Anyways, this is my way of saying I'm sort of back. Did I miss breasticle day?

Scroll back.

[str8outavannuys]

I'm sure my absence was noted and mourned. Don't worry ladies, next year is right around the corner.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
In considering today's developments, I also withdraw my suggestion that dtb would be able to get more than 50% on the prosody quiz.

Luckily, she doesn't like compliments.

I never said I don't like compliments (or complements, for that matter). What's the prosody quiz? That poetry thing? I got 9/10, bucko.

I don't read the titles, it's twue. So sue me. (Wait; don't.)

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by dtb
I never said I don't like compliments (or complements, for that matter). What's the prosody quiz? That poetry thing? I got 9/10, bucko.

I don't read the titles, it's twue. So sue me. (Wait; don't.)

In light of your contributions to Breasticle day, I withdraw the last round of amendments and reinstate the first amended and restated posts referenced above.

(Has anyone ever noticed the appropriateness of "Breast" starting with "B"? Is there a word for that?)

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
In light of your contributions to Breasticle day, I withdraw the last round of amendments and reinstate the first amended and restated posts referenced above.

(Has anyone ever noticed the appropriateness of "Breast" starting with "B"? Is there a word for that?)

Considering the topic of your post, the subject line has now taken on an entirely new meaning.

This is why it's important to pay attention to subject lines.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I'll pay you $5 to do it, tell them you're drunk and post pictures here.

Well, its done.

And I'm pissed. Those Chinese characters above my cocic bone actually say "Seize the peppered steak."

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan

*) I was wandering around the table of contents of the Texas Penal Code and found a section that was added in the last legislative session. I immediately called my brother because I was worried that, even though they can't nail him on sodomy anymore, he routinely engages in a Class C midemeanor. The title of the section was "Laser Pointers." My brother'll occassionally take a laser pointer out on to his 23rd floor balcony and randomly point it at pedestrians in the transit center near his apartment building. Fortunately, I actually read the statute, and they're only worried about pointing laser pointers at cops. The rest of the public is fair game to terrify.

My mother in law bought us four of those things as cat toys and I did aim them out the window at people from the 7th floor in my old place. Its kind of funny for about two seconds, until you realize you're being a complete jackass and the person can easily look up and see where the light is coming from. How in the hell could I explain myself to somebody... "Yes, yes... I am in my 30s... no, I didn't realize you had a heart problem... sorry... sorry..."

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I'm sure my absence was noted and mourned. Don't worry ladies, next year is right around the corner.

You looked nice in that new dress/latex miniskirt/"Chick's Rule" t-shirt.

[ilikenewsocks]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Scroll back.

And then holla back*

Apropos of, well, not very much... if this is your kid, you might want to get a little help:




* I'll have to consult the rap to see if that was used correctly.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by ilikenewsocks
And then holla back*

Apropos of, well, not very much... if this is your kid, you might want to get a little help:




* I'll have to consult the rap to see if that was used correctly.

Maybe that's Fat Joe's kid.

The poor kid's arms make him look like Stretch Armstrong pre-stretch.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ilikenewsocks
And then holla back*

Apropos of, well, not very much... if this is your kid, you might want to get a little help:




* I'll have to consult the rap to see if that was used correctly.

I like the implied caption (title of the .jpg): You gonna eat that?

[Replaced_Texan]

Assuming that the Incredibles will be seen, what else should I see this weekend:

Motorcycle Diaries

I Heart Huckabees

Finding Neverland

Alfie

Bridget Jones

Ray

Friday Night Lights


I'm disappointed that Kinsey won't be out until the day before Thanksgiving here.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ilikenewsocks
And then holla back*

I'll have to consult the rap to see if that was used correctly.

I hear Ron Artest is about to drop a new record. You could check that.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, its done.

And I'm pissed. Those Chinese characters above my cocic bone actually say "Seize the peppered steak."

That'll teach you to be an asshole to the tat guy.