Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[dtb]

Originally posted by taxwonk

That's the problem with you broads. Any time we talk about fun stuff, you just assume we're going all tits & ass on you. Is it that time of the month, Honey?

Don't you mean "toots" (as in Tootsie, not rhyming with "boots")?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Not Bob
This is why I am reluctant to compliment the hair of the cute waitress at the breakfast joint.



From Gawker, of course.

Soon-to-be-ex-wife Emily's blog (or the viral marketing spot for some new movie or something) is here: http://thatgirlemily.blogspot.com/

I read the blog. Definitely a hoax/fictional account/publicity stunt. But, as you must know from my reality tv habit, I can't look away until it is over.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by dtb
Don't you mean "toots" (as in Tootsie, not rhyming with "boots")?

This is the first posted Tootsie reference that didn't also reference nfh. congrats-

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I read the blog. Definitely a hoax/fictional account/publicity stunt.

Yeah. The previous entries make it sound like complete bullshit. And if she really wanted to get at him, she would have put his face or last name on that billboard.

TM

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
What new music are people listening to?

Since I just recently hopped on the iPod boat, I have acquired a bunch of new music. The best probably are:

Sonic Youth, Rather Ripped -- particularly the song, Incinerate.

Magnolia Elecric Orchestra, What Comes After the Blues -- just got this on Saturday and it's already a favorite.

Mark Knopfler and Emmylou Harris, All the Road Running -- ditto.

Sorry if I'm late to responding to this one -- was on a daytrip to Sacramento/Placerville yesterday (ahhh, the glamour).

I'm really liking this band The Shazam, who came out with some stuff a few years ago that I missed. A friend turned me on to them, and they're fantastic. Kind of Wilco/New Pornographers-esque.

I'm also liking Mates of State, Editors, We Are Scientists, Arctic Monkeys, She Wants Revenge, Raconteurs, Deerhoof, and the new Flaming Lips and Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
The kid from Third Rock From the Sun (Joseph Gordon-Leavit) was in an indie film this summer called "Brick" which was really good. Add it to your Netflix when it comes out on DVD. It's a film noir story set in an LA-area high school.

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2. I also thought Brick was very enjoyable, though some folks did walk out of the screening I was in. It was filmed at San Clemente High School and in and around San Clemente, which I wouldn't know but for the fact that my wife's parents live there.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by dtb
Don't you mean "toots" (as in Tootsie, not rhyming with "boots")?

No, I meant "Honey" as in the way that fat-assed waitress in the coffee shop and I address each other. "Toots," being less familiar, is generally reserved for strangers.

Naturally, I wouldn't expect a high-class dame like yerself to understand.

[creamy_ass_face]

Hey,

I used to post here and Infirm. Left. Came back. I lost my primary, plus I want to disassociate from it. I am not a penske or paigow sock, and if you think otherwise, you can go fuck yourself.

And how are you all doing?

Here's my beef, workplace john etiquette. The men's room on my floor has 3 pissers and 2 stalls. One of the pissers is a midget pisser. I don't understand this. Is this an ADA thing? There are no kids working in our office or in the building. What the fuck is up with these midget pissers. Anyway, I boycott these things. Out of principle. So assuming I go in and the two regular guy pissers are being used, do I wait or is it okay to use the crapper? If I use the crapper (which is my preference) do I stand (my preference) or sit? It's nancy boyish to sit and pee, right?

Also, was there ever resolution the etiquette of openly bringing the newspaper to the crapper to have a read while you dump?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by creamy_ass_face
Hey,

I used to post here and Infirm. Left. Came back. I lost my primary, plus I want to disassociate from it. I am not a penske or paigow sock, and if you think otherwise, you can go fuck yourself.

And how are you all doing?

Here's my beef, workplace john etiquette. The men's room on my floor has 3 pissers and 2 stalls. One of the pissers is a midget pisser. I don't understand this. Is this an ADA thing? There are no kids working in our office or in the building. What the fuck is up with these midget pissers. Anyway, I boycott these things. Out of principle. So assuming I go in and the two regular guy pissers are being used, do I wait or is it okay to use the crapper? If I use the crapper (which is my preference) do I stand (my preference) or sit? It's nancy boyish to sit and pee, right?

Also, was there ever resolution the etiquette of openly bringing the newspaper to the crapper to have a read while you dump?

handicapist fuck. you expect the guy in the wheelchair to piss up?

[patentparanyc]

WTF? What happened to Oksana Bauil's face. It looks like she had resurfacing and not in a good way.

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/

and Pam anderson is engaged to kid rock

http://www.socialitelife.com/

she is started to look busted looking.

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by creamy_ass_face
Hey,

I used to post here and Infirm. Left. Came back. I lost my primary, plus I want to disassociate from it. I am not a penske or paigow sock, and if you think otherwise, you can go fuck yourself.

And how are you all doing?

Here's my beef, workplace john etiquette. The men's room on my floor has 3 pissers and 2 stalls. One of the pissers is a midget pisser. I don't understand this. Is this an ADA thing? There are no kids working in our office or in the building. What the fuck is up with these midget pissers. Anyway, I boycott these things. Out of principle. So assuming I go in and the two regular guy pissers are being used, do I wait or is it okay to use the crapper? If I use the crapper (which is my preference) do I stand (my preference) or sit? It's nancy boyish to sit and pee, right?

Also, was there ever resolution the etiquette of openly bringing the newspaper to the crapper to have a read while you dump?

Your primary must be a total loss if you're willing to ditch it for "creamy_ass_face."

CDF

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
Your primary must have been a total loss if you're willing to ditch it for "creamy_ass_face."

CDF

I understand. There was quite a stigma attached to "purse junkie."

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by creamy_ass_face
Hey,

I used to post here and Infirm. Left. Came back. I lost my primary, plus I want to disassociate from it. I am not a penske or paigow sock, and if you think otherwise, you can go fuck yourself.

And how are you all doing?

Here's my beef, workplace john etiquette. The men's room on my floor has 3 pissers and 2 stalls. One of the pissers is a midget pisser. I don't understand this. Is this an ADA thing? There are no kids working in our office or in the building. What the fuck is up with these midget pissers. Anyway, I boycott these things. Out of principle. So assuming I go in and the two regular guy pissers are being used, do I wait or is it okay to use the crapper? If I use the crapper (which is my preference) do I stand (my preference) or sit? It's nancy boyish to sit and pee, right?

Also, was there ever resolution the etiquette of openly bringing the newspaper to the crapper to have a read while you dump?

have to stand- and you must leave the door open while peeing.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I understand. There was quite a stigma attached to "purse junkie."

I was thinking it was Mister Rimmer.

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I understand. There was quite a stigma attached to "purse junkie."

But this poster will come back strong--like KFed after Popozao.

I can't wait.

CDF