Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[str8outavannuys]

Anyone else planning on watching the big Showbiz Moms and Dads aftermath show on Bravo tonight? If you missed out on the season, the reunion show should still be great. Four out of the five families completely exposed themselves as evil (the pageant family), evil, mean, talentless and stupid (Mom and Jordan Barron), insanely delusionsal and untalented (Shane Klingensmith and Mom), or the worst and gayest Dad ever (Mr. Nutter). This was the first reality show since Bands on the Run to contain such self-destructive and reputation-nuking behavior.

I'm guessing the wrap-up show will mostly focus on the Barrons and the Nutters, because (a) the Moselys are likeable and well-adjusted, and who cares about that; (b) the Tyes are surely going to keep on keeping on with their pageant-mediocrity; and (c) Mrs. Klingensmith is so blissfully unaware of her son's complete lack of talent that they're surely still plugging away.

So . . . are the Nutters together? Are there residual hateful feelings from the family sabotaging Duncan's dream of the entire family-sitcom? But more importantly, wtf happened with Jordan and her mom? Is Jordan still living in LA, trying to make it as an actor without ever memorizing her lines or monologues? Is mom still married to Dave? Will she get lost on her way to the studio?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Preferred form is "one-eyed trouser snake."

"Here's a little ditty I tossed off recently in the Carribean..."

[Dualit]

Originally posted by tmdiva
Is it just me, or is this guy (bad picture) kind of hot?

[picture of unattractive male]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I am so not gay.

That pic makes me worry that I'm not.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Be it resolved that:

Better a hairy _there_ area than hairy nipples.

I'll be speaking in the affirmative on this one. As a heterosexual male, there's nothing worse than hairy nipples. Nothing.

NOTHING.

That is all.

Agreed. At least hair is expected there. Seeing a random black nipple hair is revolting. Fuck, I'm a guy and I can't stand chest hair on myself.

But no, I don't shave it off. That's revolting.

However, if it was martini glass, I would shave it off. I have a buddy who has no hair except a really thick patch in the dead in the middle of his chest. Every summer I bust his balls about how he has what appears to be a chick's bush smack dab in the center of his chest. It doesn't look right.

I do vigilantly remove any errant back hair I spot... and I check frequently, since an occasional one will pop up every few months...

[bilmore]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I do vigilantly remove any errant back hair I spot... and I check frequently, since an occasional one will pop up every few months...

You have too much free time.

[Penske Material]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
When are we going to start deleting all of these stupid fucking socks?

TM

First they came for the Socks
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Sock.
Then they came for the Lurkers
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Lurker.
Then they came for the Newbies
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Newbie.
Then they came for me
and there was no one left
to speak out for me.

NTTAWWT!

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Anyone else planning on watching the big Showbiz Moms and Dads aftermath show on Bravo tonight? If you missed out on the season, the reunion show should still be great. Four out of the five families completely exposed themselves as evil (the pageant family), evil, mean, talentless and stupid (Mom and Jordan Barron), insanely delusionsal and untalented (Shane Klingensmith and Mom), or the worst and gayest Dad ever (Mr. Nutter). This was the first reality show since Bands on the Run to contain such self-destructive and reputation-nuking behavior.

I'm guessing the wrap-up show will mostly focus on the Barrons and the Nutters, because (a) the Moselys are likeable and well-adjusted, and who cares about that; (b) the Tyes are surely going to keep on keeping on with their pageant-mediocrity; and (c) Mrs. Klingensmith is so blissfully unaware of her son's complete lack of talent that they're surely still plugging away.

So . . . are the Nutters together? Are there residual hateful feelings from the family sabotaging Duncan's dream of the entire family-sitcom? But more importantly, wtf happened with Jordan and her mom? Is Jordan still living in LA, trying to make it as an actor without ever memorizing her lines or monologues? Is mom still married to Dave? Will she get lost on her way to the studio?

I have really enjoyed (is that the right word?) watching this show. Apparently Momma Tye is really mad about the way she was portrayed (surprise!) and if she is on any sort of follow-up show, it must have been required under the contracts she signed. I will run home and make sure that Tivo is set to tape the follow-up too.

Also, if anyone cares, talentless (and possibly jobless) QB is set to pick between his two young nubile blondes tonight on The Least Exciting Bachelor Finale EVER. Tune in if you care.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Agreed. At least hair is expected there. Seeing a random black nipple hair is revolting. Fuck, I'm a guy and I can't stand chest hair on myself.

You expect to see hair between a woman's breasts? Honestly, I have never heard of such a thing.

[Paig's Sock]

Originally posted by bilmore
You have too much free time.

COngrats! Thre is the BOTD! Godd job Bennie. ESpecially since its National Slave Day.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Penske Material
First they came for the Socks
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Sock.
Then they came for the Lurkers
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Lurker.
Then they came for the Newbies
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Newbie.
Then they came for me
and there was no one left
to speak out for me.

NTTAWWT!

You are an idiot.

First they came for the idiots
and then you didn't know what happened
because you're an idiot
and therefore, were gone
and couldn't see what happened after you left

TM

[pony_trekker]

Well this guy is wearing a fly sports coat and he has this hot chick hanging all over him:

[Penske Material]

Originally posted by Paig's Sock
ESpecially since its National Slave Day.

Vista la playa!!!

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Anyone else planning on watching the big Showbiz Moms and Dads aftermath show on Bravo tonight? If you missed out on the season, the reunion show should still be great. Four out of the five families completely exposed themselves as evil (the pageant family), evil, mean, talentless and stupid (Mom and Jordan Barron), insanely delusionsal and untalented (Shane Klingensmith and Mom), or the worst and gayest Dad ever (Mr. Nutter). This was the first reality show since Bands on the Run to contain such self-destructive and reputation-nuking behavior.

I'm watching. Crunchy Earth Mom Nutter--if she ever grows a fucking spine--is going to flee back to Vermont with the kids in the dead of night, leaving Repressed Musical Theater Denizen Dad Nutter to fruitlessly badger potential producers with his Sound of Music Fantasy, utterly unaware that his family has long since left the state. Shane will progress enough past puberty that even his tone-deaf mom will realize that he's not just going through a Peter Brady voice-cracking stage, but that he actually can't sing. Train-wreck Mom will show up on Larry King to plead for the return of hatchet-faced bitch Jordan, who runs away from the leering pervert "friend of the family" she moves in with after he tries to make a move on her and falls into sullen prostitution. My Boyfriend Dumped Me for a Wal-Mart Clerk As Soon As I Got Knocked Up and Hit the Donuts For Solace Pageant Mom will nurture Robot Daughter to the Miss America Pageant, only to learn she's been bulimic since age 6 trying to look pretty in the pedophile-luring sparkly dresses. I'm there!

[dtb]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Well this guy is wearing a fly sports coat and he has this hot chick hanging all over him:

Ahh -- I see your mistake...

That woman is not "hanging all over him", she's saying, "Um, sir? We're going to have to ask you to leave?" while stifling her almost-uncontrollable urge to bust a gut laughing at his clothing selection.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Well this guy is wearing a fly sports coat and he has this hot chick hanging all over him: Pic from what appears to be International Male

Yeah, but the guy in the red leather sportcoat is all by his lonesome. What does that tell you?