Waiting for Fitzgerald

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Yep. You do. All the time.

Ding. Cite please. I just question why moral compasses are awry. Murder and rape are wrong, despite Wonk's self-proclaimed checkmate.

Originally posted by Sidd Finch

Gosh. We're so proud. You only posted that picture once today!

That was the first time I ever posted that photo. You should be happy. A 1000 new words for racist hypocrate oppressor. I am expanding everyone's language capabilities.

Originally posted by Sidd Finch

So, although I think Byrd is a piece of shit, I am not allowed to say anything about Bennett, because, well, Byrd.

I am not sure I knew you felt that way about Byrd, although I welcome the admission. And I didn't say you weren't allowed to say anything, but I think it better to focus on substance and not form.

Originally posted by Sidd Finch


I'll be sure to vote against Byrd next time around.

Well that is at least heartening. Perhaps we made progress here today. Of course, I am not sure if Balt advanced at all, since he is ignoring me.

Originally posted by Sidd Finch

Okay, now I also need to reform a bunch of police depts -- in Dem cities only, of course, because we know that while all Dems (sorry, Dims) are racist, we know from the Gospel of Penske that no Repubs are -- before I can say "Bennett is an asshole." Got it.

The prior restraints that you bitch about are perfectly appropriate when applied to "Dims", I suppose.

Most big cities are controlled by the Dimwitted party, if not completely, then effectively (while NYC may have a Republican mayor, he's more aligned with the D party and the rest of city is in Demo hands). And again while I am not for prior restraint, talk away, I would go for substance over form. As for Bennet, we know the liberals are going to hate on them, he called out their boy Clinton, but he is irrelevant to any public policy in the US. He's a private citisen. A political talking head for $$$, i.e an entertainer, albeit more intelligent than Admiral Penn.

Originally posted by Sidd Finch

He managed to change the charts every once in awhile. And he managed to use them to further discussion, not to shut it down.

You are the one who wanted to keep talking, how did I shut you down?

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Once again, are you even willing to consider the possibility that maybe the problem is the way you express yourself, and not the supposed failure of several people to understand you?

Obviously I considered it, it would be impossible to have this back and forth without considering it, but I have made my position clear on the areas where there is discrepancy. If you want to continue to read more into my words than is there, I can't stop you. If you want to continue to feel slighted by harsh rhetorical criticism of Kleagle Byrd or Chappaquiddick Teddy I don't know how to stop your delusional grandiosity, other than to suggest medication. You are not a Senator, I don't think you are a Kennedy cousin, you are not a DNC power broker, I don't think. I really don't even criticise people who can vote for, other than an occassional criticism of Boxer, but I think any rightminded soul can agree she is a shrill hag. No offence. Although that doesnt mean you are a shrill hag. You are certainly not a hag. Definitely. Not.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No blind hate. This is all very deserved... People keep nancing about the issue at the center of the so called culture war. Its not about culture - its about intelligence and proper rearing. The things out there calling for a revolution toward regressive behaviors are just plain trash, and hypocrites of the highest order to boot. I have every justification for pitying them, which is what I did until they suddenly started fucking with laws and government. You try to fuck with my liberties and I'll hate you. Call me crazy!

Not everyone is going to be intelligent. Giving you the benefit of the doubt, out of my love for you, you are at the far right of the bell curve in the intelligence department. You are lucky. An accident of genetics or intelligent design blessed you with those capabilities. Use them wisely and judiciously and not malign those less fortunate in the IQ department.

Proper rearing encompasses a lot of things and is highly subjective. I don't know what you mean.

Calling people who have faith or are more religious than you trash doesn't seem like a comment from an enlightened properly reared intellect. I know I try to rear my kids in a manner so as not to denigrate people because of their beliefs. Maybe your version of proper rearing was different.


I am not sure what rights of yours these trashy people are fucking with. The rights I worry about are when the TKs and Clintons and Bidens of the world start fucking with my property rights, via taxes. Thanks to the NRA I still have my 2nd Amendment rights though to trump those scurrilous bastards, murderers, and wallet rapists.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I am not sure I knew you felt that way about Byrd

God, you are a dick.

First, how many fucking times do I need to say it? Please, oh Penske, cast me your wisdom: How many times must a Democrat condemn Robert Byrd before he can talk about anything else? Must it be daily?

Second, how dare you assume that I feel anything but hatred and disgust for a fucking Klansman?


Oh, wait -- I know the answer to 2. I am a Dim. Therefore I must love the Klan.

Go fuck yourself to death.

by the Dimwitted party

Let me guess -- that statement applies only to the leaders? It was obvious!!!

Dick.

Obviously I considered it, it would be impossible to have this back and forth without considering it, but I have made my position clear on the areas where there is discrepancy.

You have made your claimed position clear today, but the point is that this is not the message you send. If I say nigger every third word, then claim that I never really meant to say anything bad about black people, and certainly don't dislike black people, those disclaimers don't much help.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
God, you are a dick.

First, how many fucking times do I need to say it? Please, oh Penske, cast me your wisdom: How many times must a Democrat condemn Robert Byrd before he can talk about anything else? Must it be daily?

Why is it when I say stuff over and over, you claim I don't mean what I say, but I need to acknowledge as true everything you say? You twist my words and beliefs, but you want me to honour yours? Where's the fairness?

Otoh, I know fully acknowledge that you have publicly condemned Robert Byrd (this should bookend my previous acknowledgment that I don't think that you are not racist from 3 or 4 months ago when we spent the whole day having this same correspondence).

Originally posted by Sidd Finch

Second, how dare you assume that I feel anything but hatred and disgust for a fucking Klansman?

You assume stuff about me all the time. And when I say you are wrong, you still assume it. When do I have to play fair and you don't? Although, again, I know acknowledge your hatred and disgust for Byrd. We are one in this belief. Perhaps we join forces to rid the world of his stain, yes?

Take my hand Sidd, kumbayah?

Originally posted by Sidd Finch


Go fuck yourself to death.

Why do you always resort to personal invective and profanity?

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Let me guess -- that statement applies only to the leaders? It was obvious!!!

Dick.

Personal invective and profanity again?

Originally posted by Sidd Finch

You have made your claimed position clear today, but the point is that this is not the message you send. If I say nigger every third word, then claim that I never really meant to say anything bad about black people, and certainly don't dislike black people, those disclaimers don't much help.

No, its completely different. I don't judge people by immutable inherent characteristics. I judge them on their character. The people I call Dimwits, the TKs, the clintons, the bidens, are people whose ideas and philosophies that affect all of our lives. I criticise them harshly because I think their characters are bad and their oppressvie interference in our lives is wrong and unjust. That is not anything like calling a black person a nigger. Directly or indirectly. If you are Ted Kennedy or Bill Clinton, you should feel the criticism personally. If not, you doth protest too much.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Howard Dean, for Funniest Metaphoric Comment of the Day. While talking about whether Bush should release stuff prepared by what's-her-name while acting as White House Counsel, Howard had this to say:

"Well, certainly the president can claim executive privilege. But in the this case, I think with a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court, you can't play, you know,. hide the salami, or whatever it's called."

I guess Sebby was right; she's pining for pole

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Howard Dean, for Funniest Metaphoric Comment of the Day. While talking about whether Bush should release stuff prepared by what's-her-name while acting as White House Counsel, Howard had this to say:

"Well, certainly the president can claim executive privilege. But in the this case, I think with a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court, you can't play, you know,. hide the salami, or whatever it's called."

I guess Sebby was right; she's pining for pole

I thought she was a lesbian, no? Nttawwt. I mean, I wouldn't mind watching......

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I thought she was a lesbian, no? Nttawwt. I mean, I wouldn't mind watching......

she didn't ask for sex. all you know is that Dean was thinking about her and sexual thoughts started going through his brain. It is common for the Democratic leadership to have impure thoughts about objectively unattractive women. She just needs to make sure not to go on any unchaperoned private meetings with Tedster or one of them.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
she didn't ask for sex. all you know is that Dean was thinking about her and sexual thoughts started going through his brain. It is common for the Democratic leadership to have impure thoughts about objectively unattractive women. She just needs to make sure not to go on any unchaperoned private meetings with Tedster or one of them.

2. Why did Clinton sexually harass ugly or fat chicks? Certainly he could have done better, and he actually did. Is there some psychological malady whereby the uggos are less likely to bring rape or sexual abuse charges? And Clinton exploited it? Sick.

[Penske_Account]

Both the FBI and CIA are calling it the first case of espionage in the White House in modern history. In 2000, Aragoncillo worked on the staff of then-Vice President Al Gore. When interviewed by Philippine television, he remarked how valued Philippine employees were at the White House.

Great. Thanks Goron! You could invent the friggin internet but you can't vett your staff.

When they say "first case" I assume they are excepting the Clintons' work for the RedChinese based upon executive privilege?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Penske_Account

And ftr, I would rather be a big-dick, than a run of the mill dick. Hank's wife is more accommodating to the former.

this reminds me, I saw a great documentary last night on the Yamato- a WWII Japanese battleship. biggest ship ever- no one would argue that it wasn't bigger and better than any ship the US had. But, they didn't have fuel so it could go. given that, the US ships blew it up easy.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
this reminds me, I saw a great documentary last night on the Yamato- a WWII Japanese battleship. biggest ship ever- no one would argue that it wasn't bigger and better than any ship the US had. But, they didn't have fuel so it could go. given that, the US ships blew it up easy.

I thought you were on cialis now, that's not working? No wonder I have so many calls from your wife.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
this reminds me, I saw a great documentary last night on the Yamato- a WWII Japanese battleship. biggest ship ever- no one would argue that it wasn't bigger and better than any ship the US had. But, they didn't have fuel so it could go. given that, the US ships blew it up easy.

I did not know that. That was also the name of the Enterprizes sister ship in the Next Generation. Anyone know if the Yamato was named after the Yamato for some lets all hold hands and sing kubaya reason - Enterprize - US WW II Ship - Yamato - Japanese WW II Ship. Any Trekkies know?

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Why is it when I say stuff over and over, you claim I don't mean what I say, but I need to acknowledge as true everything you say?

Quite the contrary. For my part, I've learned to take things you say at face value. That's why I've repeatedly encouraged you to go where your rhetoric so clearly takes you. To the roofs of New Orleans, and prostate upon Roy's Rock in Alabama.

Pity that you can't bring yourself to go there on your own. Perhaps, in time, you will feel comfortable enough to go where the babyjesuschristsuperstarohmygoodnesswherewerethefuckingbuses wants you to go.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Quite the contrary. For my part, I've learned to take things you say at face value. That's why I've repeatedly encouraged you to go where your rhetoric so clearly takes you. To the roofs of New Orleans, and prostate upon Roy's Rock in Alabama.

Pity that you can't bring yourself to go there on your own. Perhaps, in time, you will feel comfortable enough to go where the babyjesuschristsuperstarohmygoodnesswherewerethefuckingbuses wants you to go.

the babyjesuschristsuperstar is everywhere Gatti. even with you, sidd and wonk, despite your mockery.

As for the South thing, I have sort of intimated it, but if I am not clear, I don't really like the south, generally, no offence, that much. I don't like southern culture, whatever it may be. I'm not that crazy about southern cuisine. I rooted for the Union in the civil war. I have been to many of the member states of the old confederacy and I have no burning desire to go back to those and as for the ones I haven't been, other than perhaps making a quick stop in them to urinate and thus claim them on my quest for all 50 states, I have no desire to go back. I would go to Disneyworld, but that's like a city-state unto itself. I would maybe go to Panama City, if I got back in shape, to do IMFlorida, because its flat and fast and it might be my best shot at breaking 10 hours.

Other than that, unless I had to go for business, I could probably avoid any other contact with the South for the remainder of my being and not feel any angst about it. This is assuming DC is not the South, which I don't think that it is, but I think sometimes some misguided people there do.

No offence. Everyone has places they like or don't. the south is just not my gig.

You can keep beating that drum, but there's your answer. Either way, stick with the mocking of religion and people who have faith. That is a winning theme for the Demos eventually, I am sure.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
[OK with pissing in the south, but not living there]

That's fine with me, Penske, but I'm just reading your posts as they're written, and seeking your ideological soulmate. I think you're writing off your devoted flock much too quickly.

Think about a stanza from this poem, for example.

• We've voted in a government
  that's rotting at the core,
  Appointing Godless Judges
  who throw reason out the door.
  
  Too soft to place a killer
  in a well-deserved tomb,
  But brave enough to kill a baby
  before he leaves the womb.
  
  You think that God's not angry,
  that our land's a moral slum?
  How much longer will He wait
  before His judgment comes?

Look, you throw in a babyjesuschristsuperstar or a Byrd reference in there, and I'd have sworn that you'd have written it in lambasting your "Dims."

Of course, in actuality Roy Moore wrote it, and he's talking about Bush. But I'm sure that the two of you can sort that stuff out over a nice glass of tea at upcoming national GOP fundraisers.

Gattigap