Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by LessinSF
So, if I am following along, you:

1. Have been horny/missed sex 310 times since Everest left town;

2. Have a well done pussy; and

3. Need to visit SF.

Didn't Less and sunny meet, but not fuck? Did they just not spend long enough in each other's presences to hit a horny sunny time?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by LessinSF
well done pussy

What the hell is that?

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by LessinSF
So, if I am following along, you:

1. Have been horny/missed sex 310 times since Everest left town;

2. Have a well done pussy; and

3. Need to visit SF.

AS much as I appreciate the offer, and your ability to talk about literature turns me on, notta chance. I'm still saving my BB v card stamp giveaway for Flower or the dearly departed Daysleeper.


ETA: or Coltrane, Flinty or AdL. AdL is gearhead hot.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
So if you and TM hung out for, say, 3 hours, you'd probably be in the mood at some point? Alternatively, couldn't you just arrange to have coffee during one of the five guaranteed timeframes?

Thurgreed LOVES coffee.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Hmm, I am thrown off by your use of an internet chatting board shorthand acronym.

But not by the idea of him grooming his wife with a striaight razor while drunk?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
But not by the idea of him grooming his wife with a striaight razor while drunk?

Shit, I know he's just talking out of his ass on that one.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What the hell is that?

Its a pussy that hasnt been rubbed rare.

Originally posted by sunnybunny
AS much as I appreciate the offer, and your ability to talk about literature turns me on, notta chance. I'm still saving my BB v card stamp giveaway for Flower or the dearly departed Daysleeper.


ETA: or Coltrane, Flinty or AdL. AdL is gearhead hot.

You forgot about Ironwood, Sebby and Shift, the only other fuckable male posters here.

[SlaveNoMore]

sebastian_dangerfield
The "Slave"? I did that with a straight razor on a Ciroc and Fuze "Jesus Juice" bender. Very William Burroughs of me, DYT?

Would William Burroughs touch an energy drink?

[SlaveNoMore]

robustpuppy
Shit, I know he's just talking out of his ass on that one.

No, he isn't.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What the hell is that?

well done, as opposed to rare, or even medium rare, roast beef.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Its a pussy that hasnt been rubbed rare.

So pussy is graded the opposite of steak. The more its cooked, the rarer it gets. I don';t like that. I can't handle such complex reversals. Here's my grading system:

Raw - Early high school, untouched.
Seared - College freshman. Tenderizing in grain punch.
Rare - College through grad school through age 30.
Medium Rare - 30 through 40, non skank.
Medium - 40s MILF/Cougar
Well Done - 50s
Overcooked - Everything else

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
You forgot about Ironwood, Sebby and Shift, the only other fuckable male posters here.

Cold. Just cold.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What the hell is that?

The oposite of rare roast beef?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
No, he isn't.

Of course I am. You think my wife would ever let me near her with a traight razor? I shake like Katherine Hepburn.