Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
. "Don't make a call that determines the outcome."

Uh, yeah. Just say "we can't make that call" and leave the field. Or, as they also say "let 'em play", which really means, let the cheap shot artists get away with it.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Uh, yeah. Just say "we can't make that call" and leave the field. Or, as they also say "let 'em play", which really means, let the cheap shot artists get away with it.

Listen, I hear what you're saying, but the ref who called it was clear on the other side of the field. VT had his back turned to him. If you can see it's a bad call from 4000 miles away before the replay, it's a really really bad call. It wasn't even close.

[NotFromHere]

Why people should need permission before they have children.

GOLDEN, Colo. - A woman who authorities said had sex with high school boys so she could be a “cool mom” was injured while riding in an SUV that veered off an interstate a day before she was to be sentenced. The driver was a 14-year-old girl.

Stupid stupid stupid

The Arvada woman held parties for teenage boys almost weekly between October 2003 and October 2004, according to investigators. They said she gave drugs and alcohol to eight boys and had sex with five. Johnson told police she wanted to be known as a “cool mom,” authorities said.

On Sunday, Johnson was in a 2000 Jeep Liberty that rolled over after the teen drove off Interstate 25 and down an embankment, Colorado State Patrol Trooper Eric Wynn said.

Johnson and three other passengers — her 14-year-old daughter, 11-year-old son and a 12-year-old boy — were hospitalized with serious injuries, authorities said. Only the driver was wearing a seat belt and escaped serious injury, authorities said.

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I think I am developing an internet crush on you.

Sweet! I look forward to this flirtation. A match made in heaven.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
This is going to be fun.

Merde! STP!!! Were you also thinking it was Desperate Housewives meets American Gigolo?

Originally posted by barely_legal
You are a sick woman.

zesty, do us all a favor and when he kicks you out of bed right after the sex and asks you to leave his apartment, just do it. No whining or bitching, and definitely don't tell him that you are a JAP so he should trust you to be alone in his apartment.

et tu, barely?

[Gattigap]

Beyond the obvious risks of floating debris in the Gulf, here's another reason not to go swimmin' on the Gulf side for the foreseeable future:

Killer Dolphins.

• It may be the oddest tale to emerge from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico.
  
  Experts who have studied the US navy's cetacean training exercises claim the 36 mammals could be carrying 'toxic dart' guns. Divers and surfers risk attack, they claim, from a species considered to be among the planet's smartest. The US navy admits it has been training dolphins for military purposes, but has refused to confirm that any are missing.
  
  Dolphins have been trained in attack-and-kill missions since the Cold War. The US Atlantic bottlenose dolphins have apparently been taught to shoot terrorists attacking military vessels. Their coastal compound was breached during the storm, sweeping them out to sea. But those who have studied the controversial use of dolphins in the US defence programme claim it is vital they are caught quickly.
  
  Leo Sheridan, 72, a respected accident investigator who has worked for government and industry, said he had received intelligence from sources close to the US government's marine fisheries service confirming dolphins had escaped.
  
  'My concern is that they have learnt to shoot at divers in wetsuits who have simulated terrorists in exercises. If divers or windsurfers are mistaken for a spy or suicide bomber and if equipped with special harnesses carrying toxic darts, they could fire,' he said. 'The darts are designed to put the target to sleep so they can be interrogated later, but what happens if the victim is not found for hours?'

So. Acquatic Lesson for the Day: Do Not Forget Your Swimming Buddy.

Gattigap

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Leo Sheridan, 72, a respected accident investigator who has worked for government and industry, said he had received intelligence from sources close to the US government's marine fisheries service confirming dolphins had escaped.

'My concern is that they have learnt to shoot at divers in wetsuits who have simulated terrorists in exercises. If divers or windsurfers are mistaken for a spy or suicide bomber and if equipped with special harnesses carrying toxic darts, they could fire,' he said. 'The darts are designed to put the target to sleep so they can be interrogated later, but what happens if the victim is not found for hours?'[/list]

He's either an effete liberal snob or a furriner. Either way, he can't be relied on.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Upside: chocolate muffins down in cafeteria have a cupcake-like texture (or cake-donut texture).

Downside: they are so sweet/large that even I feel sick after eating one. And I cut the sweetness with coffee. Ugh.

You must be really fat. Not ph fat.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Beyond the obvious risks of floating debris in the Gulf, here's another reason not to go swimmin' on the Gulf side for the foreseeable future:

Killer Dolphins.

What the fuck is our military spending going to?

Toxic darts? No frickin' laser beams?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
You must be really fat. Not ph fat.

um, duh.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
um, duh.

You didn't seem fat during those few shining moments when I was your internet bf. You musta really let yourself go.

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Who do you like to see beat more, the Seahawks or the Thistles?

They're both crap teams from second rate towns, but I think ICT has a better away record.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
um, duh.

I just baked some double choolate chip cookies. You're welcome to visit. They're still molten. Mmmmm.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
You didn't seem fat during those few shining moments when I was your internet bf. You musta really let yourself go.

Your willful blindness is not my concern.

Do all of you people have Hank (and whoever the other person is who calls me fatty constantly -- TM?) on ignore or something?