Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You just have to be careful not to slip or try to do it drunk...

Surely, care during shaving is important, as is not shaving while drunk. My most egregious shaving mishaps have been while shaving tired, hungover and quickly, usually when I was late for a wedding. Although picking up a few styptic pencils has done wonders for my (occasionally very rare) shaving mishap recovery time. Also, I shave in the shower*, so maybe I have fewer shaving issues that most guys.

* Which everyfucking one should. I don't understand at all how some cats shave in front of the sink.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by purse junkie
I went to all-female schools and saw about a thousand racks, and don't ever remember seeing a woman with hair between her breasts, much less hair worth shaving. Anyone else?

I love it when a chick's long hair falls between her naked breasts, but that's not a situation when she should shave it.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by purse junkie
I went to all-female schools and saw about a thousand racks, and don't ever remember seeing a woman with hair between her breasts, much less hair worth shaving. Anyone else?

Ever split a bottle of Nyquil with a softball player and "experiment"? I mean, that's a lotta rack to view without at least taking a test drive...

[purse junkie]

Yanks Ban Cracker Jack:

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/spor...cker-Jack.html

Sick fucking commie bastards. Why don't they just replace hotdogs with Tofu Pups or some other horrid heathen shit?

Dammit. I *hate* when people fuck with baseball.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by mmm3587
A friend sent me this question. I responded, but I'm curious to see what advice would have been given had she posted here:

"Okay, here's what I want advice about. I know you've finessed this situation yourself. I think my neighbor broke up with his girlfriend. I always thought it would be really convenient to be able to have sex with someone who lived really close. I'm not really interested in him as far as relationship possiblity, but I would be interested in sleeping with him. Is there something you can say to a guy that lets him know that? I would just lay it all on the table, but I think that would just freak him out and we are sharing DirectTV, so I have to be careful not to mess that up."

The problem with fucking someone who is living close by is that you will eventually be living close by to someone you used to fuck.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by mmm3587
Surely, care during shaving is important, as is not shaving while drunk. My most egregious shaving mishaps have been while shaving tired, hungover and quickly, usually when I was late for a wedding. Although picking up a few styptic pencils has done wonders for my (occasionally very rare) shaving mishap recovery time. Also, I shave in the shower*, so maybe I have fewer shaving issues that most guys.

* Which everyfucking one should. I don't understand at all how some cats shave in front of the sink.

If you shave in the shower, I can't sit on the vanity and watch.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
The problem with fucking someone who is living close by is that you will eventually be living close by to someone you used to fuck.

I know this first hand, which is why I was pretty surprised that my friend characterized my experiences with neighbor fucking as something I "finessed."

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by mmm3587
I love it when a chick's long hair falls between her naked breasts, but that's not a situation when she should shave it.

Sorry, but I'll have to take that on faith. They were usually tossing it back seductively over their shoulders instead. Between the many naked pillow fights, that is.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Dualit
Hmmmm. I must be hanging around a very different set of people. Perhaps we didn't get the memo.

I hate it when you gays start using your stereotypes.

I was thinking of the set of older, 50's-era queens that I presume you don't hang around with. But perhaps I'm entirely wrong. If so, I stand corrected.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by mmm3587
A friend sent me this question. I responded, but I'm curious to see what advice would have been given had she posted here:

"Okay, here's what I want advice about. I know you've finessed this situation yourself. I think my neighbor broke up with his girlfriend. I always thought it would be really convenient to be able to have sex with someone who lived really close. I'm not really interested in him as far as relationship possiblity, but I would be interested in sleeping with him. Is there something you can say to a guy that lets him know that? I would just lay it all on the table, but I think that would just freak him out and we are sharing DirectTV, so I have to be careful not to mess that up."

How about?: "Since we're sharing DirecTV, we should have movie night, just you and me."

TM

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by mmm3587
What was the reason?

And, I can't imagine working out a mutual e-mail to send with an ex, if that e-mail had to describe why we broke up. That sounds like a Friends episode. It would also feel way too much like work, where negotiations about language and how to say things are what I do. Although it might let you use some interesting phrases like "That's a purely business issue" or incorporate concepts like indemnification for future phone bills or something like that.

Something about their not really progressing in the relationship and realizing that they had to move on if they wanted the kids and family thing. (He said they both wanted that.)

The press-release type e-mail was basically "We broke up. We're not bitter and angry.* It was a mutual decision. No one else was involved. You don't have to take sides.**"

*One of them was bitter and angry.

**All of our friends took sides.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
If you shave in the shower, I can't sit on the vanity and watch.

Yeah, but you can always look up while you're blowing him. The new angle might do something for you.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Ever split a bottle of Nyquil with a softball player and "experiment"? I mean, that's a lotta rack to view without at least taking a test drive...

Before you get all excited, may I remind you who PJ is?



Now tell me, Sebby, does this do anything for you?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Well this guy is wearing a fly sports coat and he has this hot chick hanging all over him:

I think we've unsocked the International Male

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan [list=1][*]I had a sebby moment driving back from lunch.

Me too, except that I was checking out a chick's ass.

[*]Finally, a "is this a good idea" question. I got an e-mail a couple of weeks ago from a friend announcing his break-up with his girlfriend of two years. He said something about not wanting to go into the reasons for the break up every time he ran into another person, and he briefly went into some of the reasons for the break-up. I can imagine that it's a hell of a lot easier to send out one of these e-mails, but at the same time it's both TMI and probably not the true picture. From a practical point of view, though, it is useful, since they have a lot of mutual friends and it staves off the "where's X?" questions and reports back that "Y was macking on some girl." This is not the first time I've received one of these e-mails. On another occasion, I got press-release type e-mails that were clearly composed by both parties and were sent out to all friends under both e-mail addresses. Again, useful information, good to get out there, but a little off-putting. [/list=1]

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