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07-14-2004, 12:58 PM
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#181
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Raouaoauoaouaol
Sometimes, I even think you might not be the most vile person on the planet.
But I keep a couple sets of false eyelashes in my car to apply to my nipples just in case I ever encounter you.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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07-14-2004, 12:59 PM
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#182
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Registered User
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Tummy, Belly, etc...
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
That was a beautiful exchange. I'm getting misty.
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As for you, sometimes I think that you don't really need to have that pointy hat shoved up your ass. Then I have my morning coffee and remember you aren't REALLY a cat.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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07-14-2004, 01:00 PM
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#183
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Tummy, Belly, etc...
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I might be slightly fatter* than last time I really loathed you.
*not that anyone could tell, given the hugeosity of me
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On the bright side, if your diet consists only of Hank's brains, you should start dropping the excess weight in no time.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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07-14-2004, 01:01 PM
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#184
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Raouaoauoaouaol
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Sometimes, I even think you might not be the most vile person on the planet.
But I keep a couple sets of false eyelashes in my car to apply to my nipples just in case I ever encounter you.
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Well, if you are ever in town, let us know: SD and I will show you a good time.
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07-14-2004, 01:02 PM
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#185
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Raouaoauoaouaol
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Well, if you are ever in town, let us know: SD and I will show you a good time.
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I'm not STUPID. Fat, yes. Hairy, when necessary. Stupid, no.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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07-14-2004, 01:02 PM
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#186
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: tracking you down
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Tummy, Belly, etc...
We are talking undies here, not actual pants, right? Because if not, you people either have motherjumpin' huge mouths or are way, way, WAY shorter than I am.
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Originally posted by dtb
Well, yes. Not while I'm wearing them, of course, and I'm not saying that bits of them are not hanging out, but yes.
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07-14-2004, 01:05 PM
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#187
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Tummy, Belly, etc...
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I never had the pleasure of taking Sebby out as a wingman, as I met Mrs. dL not too long after I met SD, but I would assume it could only have helped.
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I'm pretty good if I'm not speaking too much. Your wife has my sense of humor. Some women do not.
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07-14-2004, 01:10 PM
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#188
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Moderator
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Raouaoauoaouaol
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Sometimes, I even think you might not be the most vile person on the planet.
But I keep a couple sets of false eyelashes in my car to apply to my nipples just in case I ever encounter you.
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Top five, but not # 1. Of course, I have no animosity toward you, and fully recognize why I'd creat animosity in others.
Your post spurred a google search. There is a real dearth of hairy nipple fetish sites. Amazing.
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07-14-2004, 01:14 PM
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Tummy, Belly, etc...
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm pretty good if I'm not speaking too much. Your wife has my sense of humor. Some women do not.
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Next time I'm in town, I expect a little more than dinner and drinks with SD and AdL. At a minimum I'm going to require a handjob* if I'm paying.
*preferably from someone other than the two of you
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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07-14-2004, 01:20 PM
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#190
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Registered User
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Raouaoauoaouaol
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I have no animosity toward you
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I feel all empty inside. Life is so meaningless. Why am I here? Why, [insert poster name of choice], why?
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I'm using lipstick again.
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07-14-2004, 01:20 PM
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#191
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Moderator
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Tummy, Belly, etc...
Quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Next time I'm in town, I expect a little more than dinner and drinks with SD and AdL. At a minimum I'm going to require a handjob* if I'm paying.
*preferably from someone other than the two of you
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You'll think differently when you see my manicure.
AdL's wife is out - she has metal tongs. Horrible accident involving a defective gas powered vibrator.
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07-14-2004, 01:41 PM
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#192
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Tummy, Belly, etc...
Quote:
Originally posted by bill killer
We are talking undies here, not actual pants, right? Because if not, you people either have motherjumpin' huge mouths or are way, way, WAY shorter than I am.
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I said there were bits hanging out!
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07-14-2004, 01:42 PM
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#193
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Raouaoauoaouaol
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Your post spurred a google search. There is a real dearth of
hairy nipple fetish sites. Amazing.
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I sense a business plan in the making!
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07-14-2004, 01:43 PM
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#194
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Tummy, Belly, etc...
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You'll think differently when you see my manicure.
AdL's wife is out - she has metal tongs. Horrible accident involving a defective gas powered vibrator.
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That's twice today. You're through, mister.
Whoa! Trifecta!
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07-14-2004, 01:43 PM
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#195
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Tummy, Belly, etc...
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
I said there were bits hanging out!
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Funny that. I thought you always portrayed yourself here as female.
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