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12-17-2003, 11:59 AM
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#1936
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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E/O Sucks
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Originally posted by leagleaze
I have no holiday traditions. None. And thank you for reminding me of this fact.
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Neither do I leagl.
We could start some of our own if you like. I have some nice shoes (wink wink). |
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12-17-2003, 12:00 PM
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#1937
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Holiday Traditions Poll
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Anyway, I like putting stuff together. I used to put all my sisters' toys together and now I do it for my nieces and nephew (and friends' kids now and then). I don't know why. I am drawn to it.
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I'll send you my address, and we'll provide all the food and drink you require. How are you at mounting ski and snowboard bindings?
Oh, and train sets? Do you do train sets? |
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12-17-2003, 12:01 PM
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#1938
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Holiday Traditions Poll
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
When I first started reading this I thought you were talking about having drunken late night post christmas sex.
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Let me guess. It was the instruction manual written by english-illiterate Indonesian goatherds that tipped you off.
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12-17-2003, 12:02 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Holiday Traditions Poll
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Originally posted by spookyfish Least favorite:
1. The feats of strength.
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I was waiting for the inevitable Festivus reference. I prefer the Airing of the Grievances to the feats of strength, but hey, to each his or her own.
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12-17-2003, 12:03 PM
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#1940
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Go See Return of the Kings
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12-17-2003, 12:03 PM
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#1941
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Holiday Traditions Poll
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Originally posted by bilmore
Oh, and train sets? Do you do train sets?
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As a matter of fact, I specialize in train sets. (only if I get to play with it for a while after though). I bought my nephew an excellent train set just this year and have already put it together on my dining room table (not looking forward to taking it apart for the trip). |
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12-17-2003, 12:04 PM
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#1942
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Holiday Traditions Poll
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This reminds me of waking up Christmas morning to find my Tyco racetrack all set up. I inquired as to why the pads under the little cars were worn out. I was told that Santa had to test it out first. Later (when I was 22), of course, I was told that Coltrane's Dad and his drunken uncles stayed up until 3 AM placing wagers and racing the cars around the track...
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Slot cars are the best. My brother and I used to receive these as gifts every year well into our 20s. They don't tend to last long when you have pets.
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12-17-2003, 12:04 PM
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#1943
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Holiday Traditions Poll
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I was waiting for the inevitable Festivus reference. I prefer the Airing of the Grievances to the feats of strength, but hey, to each his or her own.
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What's festivus?
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12-17-2003, 12:05 PM
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#1944
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
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Holiday Traditions
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Neither do I leagl.
We could start some of our own if you like. I have some nice shoes (wink wink).
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That could be a new holiday tradition for all of us...
But seriously folks:
Favorite: Covert operation under the tree to carefully lift the tape off the wrapping on certain non-clothes box shaped gifts for a "sneak preview" of their contents... Don't do this anymore, but I might do a tutorial for the Little Fingers as they get older, much to their mom's chagrin.
Least Favorite: Midnight Mass. Thankfully the kids being asleep has kept me from this the past couple of years, but it always seemed to be sheer torture for me. The mass is always at least 50% longer than normal, and there's several perfectly good shorter versions I could attend at a decent hour the next day. |
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12-17-2003, 12:07 PM
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#1945
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Holiday Traditions Poll
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I was waiting for the inevitable Festivus reference. I prefer the Airing of the Grievances to the feats of strength, but hey, to each his or her own.
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In my family, after about the fifth champagne bottle, the Airing of the Grievances usually leads us directly into the Feats of Strength. Then we have to dump people out into the snow. |
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12-17-2003, 12:07 PM
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#1946
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Holiday Traditions Poll
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Favorite: the kid putting out
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You have some weird-ass holiday traditions. Does Michael Jackson fly to your house in a sleigh pulled by 8 magic chimpanzees and leave you presents, like the Elephant Man remains and the rights to the Beatles songs? |
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12-17-2003, 12:08 PM
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#1947
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Save a bunny wabbit today
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Maybe I'm confused with all the Nots on this board, but I'm thinking you mean NFH and not ncs?
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Good point. And you are correct. And I thought NCS had distinguished herself from NFH. Oh well.
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12-17-2003, 12:09 PM
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#1948
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Holiday Traditions Poll
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Originally posted by evenodds
Holiday Traditions/Memories
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Favorite: One member of my nuclear family plus spouses gets stinking drunk and overly thankful for presents and "our time on this earth." My turn was two years ago, and my mom took last year, so I think it falls on my brother-in-law again this year.
Least: The year we exchanged names and my sister screwed up and I got NOTHING for Christmas. NOTHING. ZIP. NADA.
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12-17-2003, 12:12 PM
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#1949
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Further Evidence
If any was needed, that Kirsten Dunst is Not Hot:
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12-17-2003, 12:12 PM
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#1950
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Holiday Traditions Poll
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Least: The year we exchanged names and my sister screwed up and I got NOTHING for Christmas. NOTHING. ZIP. NADA.
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This exact same thing happened to me about three years ago. Thankfully, I couldn't call it a tradition.
When I was a teenager, my family also forgot my birthday one year.
Good times.
s(feelin' the love)f
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