Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by mmm3587
A friend sent me this question. I responded, but I'm curious to see what advice would have been given had she posted here:

"Okay, here's what I want advice about. I know you've finessed this situation yourself. I think my neighbor broke up with his girlfriend. I always thought it would be really convenient to be able to have sex with someone who lived really close. I'm not really interested in him as far as relationship possiblity, but I would be interested in sleeping with him. Is there something you can say to a guy that lets him know that? I would just lay it all on the table, but I think that would just freak him out and we are sharing DirectTV, so I have to be careful not to mess that up."

Please stop posting my personal emails to you on the board.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
The problem with fucking someone who is living close by is that you will eventually be living close by to someone you used to fuck.

Not necessarily. Sometimes the neighbor moves but the fucking relationship is ongoing. Or, the neighbor moves and this causes the fucking relationship to terminate. If mmmm's friend can get a nice convenient fucking relationship going, then I think this will outweigh the possibility of some discomfort later, and even the possibility that she will have to pay the full amount for DirecTV herself. Of course, when doing this calculus, I tend to err on the side of overvaluing the benefit of the short term fucking and underestimating the log term potential for discomfort in personal relationships.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Yanks Ban Cracker Jack:

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/spor...cker-Jack.html

Sick fucking commie bastards..

I very much doubt communist ideals were at the root of the reasons for shifting over to crunch n munch.

[Yanks in 9!]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Yanks Ban Cracker Jack:

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/spor...cker-Jack.html

Sick fucking commie bastards. Why don't they just replace hotdogs with Tofu Pups or some other horrid heathen shit?

Dammit. I *hate* when people fuck with baseball.

Just another reason why the Yankees suck! To all of the parental types here, I implore you, please don't raise your whiny little brats to be Yankees fans. If you live in NY, like me, you should take them to Shea. Or, even better, go to a minor league game in Crooklyn. Or join me in my silent vigil waiting for the Dodgers to wise up and return home to Brooklyn.

Either way, don't ever forget that the Yanquis are bush league have been since the days Jacob Rupert was the owner and the fat pig who owns them today only exacerbates an already shitstained organization. They are grade A creeps.

So, how 'bout them Mets? Amazin!

[AnotherSarcasticSock]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
The problem with fucking someone who is living close by is that you will eventually be living close by to someone you used to fuck.

Like being married.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Not necessarily. Sometimes the neighbor moves but the fucking relationship is ongoing. Or, the neighbor moves and this causes the fucking relationship to terminate. If mmmm's friend can get a nice convenient fucking relationship going, then I think this will outweigh the possibility of some discomfort later, and even the possibility that she will have to pay the full amount for DirecTV herself. Of course, when doing this calculus, I tend to err on the side of overvaluing the benefit of the short term fucking and underestimating the log term potential for discomfort in personal relationships.

Didn't you learn anything from that fiasco with spin class relocation after you started casually fucking your instructor? WTF, Flower, WTF?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Ever split a bottle of Nyquil with a softball player and "experiment"? I mean, that's a lotta rack to view without at least taking a test drive...

Should we be asking you the same question about all of your Jack-tipping frat brothers?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Of course, when doing this calculus, I tend to err on the side of overvaluing the benefit of the short term fucking and underestimating the log term potential for discomfort in personal relationships.

Don't we all.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Before you get all excited, may I remind you who PJ is?



Now tell me, Sebby, does this do anything for you?

1. You answered too late. PJ already answered my question (See Cracker Jack post above - I know chicks who dig basketball and football, but no chick digs baseball).

2. Yes. It makes me think I'm really fucking smart for deciding to go commando permanantly so long ago.

[mmm3587]

So, what should I tell her to do. It's actually tough advice to give. If the guy wants her, he wants her, and it's not like she will have to do much to let him know that she's interested. But he might think she wants more than just casual sex (which I think that she does, but that's another story). If he doesn't want her, it's tough to convince him to fuck her. That's where the finesse comes in. How does she let him know that she just wants to casually fuck him?

I think that I may tell her to get him drunk and blow him. That would certainly work on me.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Didn't you learn anything from that fiasco with spin class relocation after you started casually fucking your instructor? WTF, Flower, WTF?

I'd do it again in a second. He wore the cutest neckerchiefs. I couldn't resist.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Bilmore - If you can stand the thought that you might have a hair on your back, good for you. You're probably the sort of person who also leaves Everest-sized whiteheads on your face.

Sebby - I can stand the thought of a hair on my back. I am brave and strong, and, even when the thought that I might have such a hair begins to get me down, I think back to my grandparents, who were persecuted and hunted down and killed because they, too, might have had random single hairs on their backs, and I take heart and stand tall and remember them, and their nobility, and then the hair just doesn't seem important anymore.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Should we be asking you the same question about all of your Jack-tipping frat brothers?

How many of my frat brothers do you know? Like, maybe close to a dozen?

Have you ever seen me tip Jack? Have you ever seen any of them tip Jack? Jack is not bourbon.

You think any of us could be gay? Maybe one... but it ain't me. You know who I mean, right?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I know chicks who dig basketball and football, but no chick digs baseball).

This must differ by locale, b/c chicks only like baseball here. But I think that's just b/c they like going to Wrigley and getting drunk in the world's biggest beer garden.

I'm sure it was different in the Jordan era.

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'd do it again in a second. He wore the cutest neckerchiefs. I couldn't resist.

This is beneath you.