Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Connect_the_Dots]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I would allow Queen Rania of Jordan to strip for me.

That is disgusting. If you have seen her on TV (i.e. without airbrushing) she is a 50+ year old hag. There are some very do-able 50 year olds--like Goldie Hawn--but she is a frumpy old hag.

Oh wait, I thought you meant Queen Noor. Queen Rania is probably okay, but if you nail her, your privates will smell like Hummus for days. Who needs that?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by evenodds

Even(steals from the best)Odds

Of course you do. Plagiarism is in.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Far be it for me to attempt to decode the Penske-Slave discussion, but I think Swarthy Girl was only swarthy because she called Penske swarthy (nnttwwt), not because she is swarthy herself.

Except for the parts about the spanish fly in the Brooklyn Ale, the KY Jelly, the ben wa balls and Naked Girl's cat, you are more or less correct.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
When I was younger, I had some friends who were in the business of selling car stereos that, um, weren't technically their property to sell. They used to "take delivery" of their new merchandise with the car alarm going off some times and were never once caught.

So you were friends with these folks while they were stealing radios? I'm pretty non-judgmental, but I think you just located the I-wouldn't-be-friends-with-someone-who-did-that line for me. I hope none of those fuckers were ripping people's door handles off with crowbars.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by evenodds
PageSix interviewed his boss who said that he loved it and it was good publicity.

Personally, I think he'll get more grief for getting the spray-on tan with Kyan in matching disposable speedos...

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by evenodds
"I've never liked you more than at this precise moment."

Even(steals from the best)Odds

:blush:

In a perhaps misguided effort to gain more love, I would like to add that if you ever discover that your vehicle has been stolen you should report it and then get into another vehicle with a friend and check all parking lots within a mile or two radius of where it was stolen. Most theft rings operate in a way that calls for dropping stolen vehicles in a "safe lot" within a few moments of the theft so that if you report it quickly they won't be spotted driving around. The vehicles are then watched for a period of time (depending on the "heat" and the likelihood of being legitimately towed) and eventually picked up (normally with a tow truck or flatbed so it looks like an abandoned vehicle is being removed which is a good cover if the cops show up -- many times the towing company not only tows legitimately but also is on the books of the theft ring).

[MisterEbola]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
http://entertainment.msn.com/news/ar...px?news=131835

Looks like Port Authority Police Officer John Verdi may be in a bit of trouble for his appearance. His superiors don't like that he went on the show and told the world he was a PAPO without asking them...and even worse is that those homosexuals flounced about in his uniform. Trust me folks, cops take this "integrity of the uniform" shit seriously. Hell, my hubby even goes home from work and changes into "civvies" before running to the store to get beer for me -- of course, he might just be afraid that someone will recognize him when he is carrying Bud Ice Light.

Just like the marines. They hate it when there is a photo op of gayness in Dress Alphas....

[MisterEbola]

Originally posted by purse junkie
If you pass an ordinance allowing people to sledgehammer those fucking cars to pieces if their bastard owners don't turn up to stop the alarm or stop honking the horn when we're all stuck helplessly in the exact same impenetrable traffic jam, I will vote for you for Beloved Ruler (or whatever life-term despots get to name themselves).

Can we make this rule apply to bike messengers that ride on sidewalks and in front of cars - across red lights.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No, you must sledgehammer the people, not the cars.

Sledgehammering the cars would be too noisy. Sledgehammering people would have no effect on my eardrums.

Iron fist in a velvet glove, baby. I'll wrap that thing in a swath of fabric before I start swinging--I still get my righteous mass destruction, and you won't hear a thing.

P(peaceable type)J

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
3. Eastern Europe Bound -- Mainly SUVs. Your Escalade is out of the lot, onto a flatbed and in a cargo container on a ship to Ivan the Terrible before you can blink. Oh yeah, OnStar can be disconnected like that <snap> and don't let them tell you otherwise.

I was kind of figuring the luxury SUVs, or at least the Escalade and Navigator in particular, for joy riding vehicles. They're hard-ish to break into, but then you've got big pimpin' style for a couple of hours.

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Oh yeah, just remember that if your car isn't located within an hour or so you don't want it back anyway.

No shit. My sister-in-law's car was recovered after three days with the entire rear seat missing, the center console and front seat torn to shreds, a bashed-in rear quarter panel and a mysterious oder permeating the whole thing. It was found parked out in front of a police station. Unfortunately, the damaged only totalled about $5k, not enough to total the car, so the repairs were made and she still has it. It's never been the same since. I still think something died in it and they haven't found the carcass.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Personally, I think he'll get more grief for getting the spray-on tan with Kyan in matching disposable speedos...

No, man, the baby talk. I bet someone in a PAPO uniform is talking to him right now in imitation baby talk. Snookums.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So you were friends with these folks while they were stealing radios? I'm pretty non-judgmental, but I think you just located the I-wouldn't-be-friends-with-someone-who-did-that line for me. I hope none of those fuckers were ripping people's door handles off with crowbars.

I was young and they weren't like my best friends or anything. Next time you lock your keys in teh car or lose them I will have to stand in the corner and pretend I don't know how to pick a lock or hotwire a car. I guess I will have to start making up a "white picket fence" history for myself before I get in trouble with everyone.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Connect_the_Dots
Queen Rania is probably okay, but if you nail her, your privates will smell like Hummus for days.

Not a problem. Chicks dig chickpeas.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
LoJack pays if your car is not recovered.

So does my insurance. And, as others have observed, once it's gone, i'm just as happy if it's never found. Better off taking an explicit financial hit immediately that finding all the things wrong over time.

[MisterEbola]

Originally posted by baltassoc

No shit. My sister-in-law's car was recovered after three days with the entire rear seat missing, the center console and front seat torn to shreds, a bashed-in rear quarter panel and a mysterious oder permeating the whole thing. It was found parked out in front of a police station. Unfortunately, the damaged only totalled about $5k, not enough to total the car, so the repairs were made and she still has it. It's never been the same since. I still think something died in it and they haven't found the carcass.

I was told that both crack and meth have a very strong odor that tends to permeate upholstery. That could have been the "funk".