Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Seven of Nine]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
This brings up a question I have. I am growing my hair out. My head hair, not my body hair. Right now its in a sort of awkward in between stage but at the same time is looking sort of bad 1970s, but in an intriguingly 1970s porno star type of good way. My Gucci wrap sunglasses magnify the look, NPI.

Should I grow a moustache to go with this look?

Not if you're female.

[W.W.L.D.]

This is soo fucking cool. It is a shame that I am posting it so late.

A gallery of women in spacesuits.

[W.W.L.D.]

WILLIAMSPORT, Pennsylvania (AP) -- A New York gangster who smuggled his semen out of federal prison to impregnate his wife was sentenced to an additional 16 months in prison.

Kevin Granato, a convicted hit man for the Colombo crime family, and his wife, Regina, pleaded guilty in May to charges they used a cryogenic sperm kit to sneak his sperm from Allenwood Federal Prison to a New York fertility clinic.

The couple's daughter is now 3.

Regina Granato, 40, said the smuggled sperm plot was "made out of pure love."

"We love our daughter and it is her that gives us the only joy and pleasure we have," she wrote in a plea for leniency.

Granato, 43, whose current prison sentence for racketeering and murder runs until 2012, could have been sentenced to another 35 years.

The gangster came under suspicion after he was seen in the visitation room showing off a toddler he called his child, even though he had been in jail since 1988 and did not have conjugal visits.

Mob associate Antonio Parlavecchio and his wife, Maria, were indicted on similar charges in December 2000. He had an extra six months added to his sentence.

But in that case, a federal appeals court ordered the vials of sperm destroyed, saying Maria Parlavecchio wasn't entitled to the "fruits of her criminal activity."

There have been as many as five other cases of sperm smuggling at Allenwood, prosecutors said.

Guards were also bribed to ignore smuggling of bodybuilding pills, toiletries, Genoa salami and Romano cheese, authorities said. More than a dozen people were charged in the schemes, including four guards.

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So . . . sneaking sperm with a "cryogenic sperm kit" is illegal?

[insert your own robust witicism]

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
So . . . sneaking sperm with a "cryogenic sperm kit" is illegal?

Foreigner said it best:

You're as cold as ice
You're willing to sacrifice our love

You never take advice
Someday you'll pay the price
I know

I've seen it before
It happens all the time
You're closing the door
You leave the world behind
You're smuggling jizz
And throwing away
A fortune in feelings
But someday you'll pay

Cold as ice, you know that you are
Cold, cold, as, as, ice, as cold as ice to me
Cold, cold, as, as, ice....

CDF (ice, ice baby...'nilla in the chilla)

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch

RT = M

Well damn. Learn something new every day. Male, huh?

[Fugee]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Right now its in a sort of awkward in between stage but at the same time is looking sort of bad 1970s, but in an intriguingly 1970s porno star type of good way.

I saw the perfect t-shirt for you at the State Fair this evening. It is from this company but they don't have it on their web site yet. It says "Cornstar" and it suits you to a ....T

http://www.farmboy.us

BTW, don't grow a mustache. That would be cheesy beyond belief. TISWWT. YMMV ETC.

[SlaveNoMore]

Penske_Account
A. I don't go to stripper bars anymore. The previous post cited my cumulative lifetime total before I quit going to stripper bars, which I believe was in 2001, two years ago from this coming Monday. In BC.

And yet, the Vig is still flowing.

Deadbeat.

not7y(almost halfway to Ty and Paigs post total, but not)S

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Fugee
I saw the perfect t-shirt for you at the State Fair this evening. It is from this company but they don't have it on their web site yet. It says "Cornstar" and it suits you to a ....T

http://www.farmboy.us

BTW, don't grow a mustache. That would be cheesy beyond belief. TISWWT. YMMV ETC.

You do realize that my birthday is in less than 30 days? I promise not to grow the 'stache

Although both the Mrs. and my stylist want me to grow a patch thing under the lower lip.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
And yet, the Vig is still flowing.

Deadbeat.

not7y(almost halfway to Ty and Paigs post total, but not)S

You ever hear of falling off the wagon?! Allah forbid you ever show up in Seattle.

P(more than halfway to Paigs if you count my socks)A

[Penske_Account]

[VURP]

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Try The Gender Genie. It takes a passage of text and tells you, based on an algorithm, the gender of the author.

So far, I've been able to determine that:

Shape Shifter = M

It's uncanny!

What a remarkable program. Please share with RP, who lacks rithm.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
This is soo fucking cool. It is a shame that I am posting it so late.

A gallery of women in spacesuits.

Women in spacesuits are cool. Kinda like guys w/ (with, e/o, with) jet packs and monkeys.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
[insert your own robust witicism]

Smart assedy comments are preferred.

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Good finale. At least 2 teams kept it close... Kind of felt for the guys who got stuck in Tokyo. Idiots. Reichen cracked me up when he made the comment while skydiving "I feel safer doing this than riding in the backseat while Chip is driving." And John breaking the rock without shorts on. Nice.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
What a remarkable program. Please share with RP, who lacks rithm.

Shape Shifter, indeed. Look what happened:


The Gender Genie
Scroll down for your results...

Original: What a remarkable program. Please share with RP, who lacks rithm.

Score: -8
Words: 11

The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: Female!