Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[SlaveNoMore]

Anne Elk
Slave - we play in rain and mud, that's not good enough for you?

You're talking about fierce althletic competition in the elements - I'm talking about my vision for "Sorority Sex Kittens 5."

Besides, as I've already had my hat handed to me in a drunken argument with C2ed and Catrin_Darcy over Title IX, I'll refrain from any further comment on women's Soccer.:flag:

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Besides, as I've already had my hat handed to me in a drunken argument with C2ed and Catrin_Darcy over Title IX, I'll refrain from any further comment on women's Soccer.:flag:

You'd best be careful with those two when they've been drinking. I just ended up agreeing with everything they were saying about field hockey.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
You're talking about fierce althletic competition in the elements - I'm talking about my vision for "Sorority Sex Kittens 5."

A happy medium - http://www.lingeriebowl.com/lb2004.htm (no nudity, just lingerie)

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch

I read an interesting theory that the rise of the hairless man can be tied to the fact that gay men now dictate fashion for straight men

You should cut back on the drugs. At this stage, you're probably eating the crack.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive

It has been on my list for the last month, but haven't made it to see it yet. Deals with one of my favorite things - gambling. Almost caught it last Sunday but we were late and the line to get into the theater was too long. Bummer.

Read Dostoevsky's story "The Gambler"

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore

You're talking about fierce althletic competition in the elements - I'm talking about my vision for "Sorority Sex Kittens 5."

As I expected. When I saw a DVD in the drama section titled "Lord of the Strings", which is a parody of Lord of the Rings starring g-string bimbos, I figured that was right up your alley.

[Atticus Grinch]

Me
I read an interesting theory that the rise of the hairless man can be tied to the fact that gay men now dictate fashion for straight men]

Originally posted by Skeks in the city
You should cut back on the drugs. At this stage, you're probably eating the crack.

I'm amazed this is controversial. Do they not have Details where you and Pony live? I suspect Joseph Bank's couture* is designed by heterosexuals, and apparently Ralph Lauren's wife squeezed out another generation of Lipshitzes, but when we speak of a trend toward hairlessness, we're talking solely about the cultural and evolutionary vanguard, i.e., homosexuals.

*My spell check suggested both "cooter" and "goiter" as suggested alternatives for my first misspelling of this. Weird that.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Uhh, she seemed to get it off her chest a few hours back.

You got me all excited about seeing Anne's chest for a two news cycle-old story about FIFA being an old boys' club? Next thing I know my TiVo will be showing Fox Sports World's choice of the EPL matches to air this week, sure to be Wolverhampton v. Leeds or something else worthless.

[mmm3587]

All this soccer talk has gotten me all worked up.

Since poor Rio Ferdinand is getting railroaded, and is a pretty stand-up guy (see, for example, http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/foot...td/3404655.stm), he gets the honor of being my avatar for a while.

ETA the first line and fix some spelling errors.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
You're talking about fierce althletic competition in the elements - I'm talking about my vision for "Sorority Sex Kittens 5."

Besides, as I've already had my hat handed to me in a drunken argument with C2ed and Catrin_Darcy over Title IX, I'll refrain from any further comment on women's Soccer.:flag:

Soccer balls and shin guards wouldn't be appropriate props for such a film. You better find another sport to fantasize about.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Or they could borrow unis from the Australian womens team.

Nah, those were hideous. I do like the tighter fitting Kappas that the Italian mens' team wore during the World Cup. The Tottenham Hotspurs wear them too. Something like that would be fine*. You don't want to show it all, just a int of what's underneath.

*For basketball or soccer, boys or girls.

Ladies version


Boys version

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Nah, those were hideous.

Green and yellow? Say no more. What self-respecting 'roo would wear those colors? I've been trying to find linkable photographic evidence, but it apparently has all been destroyed.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
SS - there are 11 women per team, so it would be 22 women running around naked. Not.

Math is hard.

[Fugee]

First thing we've agreed on in two weeks!

P.S. If Thurgreed can be 6'11" on the FB, then I'm a Heidi Klum clone.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If [Michelle Wie] wants, she will be the first woman to actually earn a spot on the PGA Tour (although Q school is rough). She will probably end up dominating the LPGA and playing well on selected PGA tournaments through exemptions.

She has the power, the focus and the confidence to do some amazing things.
TM

[bilmore]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
All the NYC ladies say that my son, Thurgreed, is packing a hammer.

Ever seen a finishing hammer?