Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by mmm3587
A friend sent me this question. I responded, but I'm curious to see what advice would have been given had she posted here:

"Okay, here's what I want advice about. I know you've finessed this situation yourself. I think my neighbor broke up with his girlfriend. I always thought it would be really convenient to be able to have sex with someone who lived really close. I'm not really interested in him as far as relationship possiblity, but I would be interested in sleeping with him. Is there something you can say to a guy that lets him know that? I would just lay it all on the table, but I think that would just freak him out and we are sharing DirectTV, so I have to be careful not to mess that up."

She should do the old "Locked out of the house routine, can I use your phone," while conveniently getting locked out in shorts, tshirt and bare feet.

I had this neighbor who did this while my wife was out of town and her boyfriend was out of town. I didn't think anything of it probably 'cause she was not my type.

But then it happened again -- again when her boyfriend was out of town and again when my wife was out of town.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Oh please. If PJ were still hot in your mind and had been messing around with her classmates, you would not think that they are lesbians. You would think they needed you to join in so that the experience could be complete.

And you reaaaaaally want to shave your chest, you want to soooooooooo much it hurts, but you stop yourself because you think it would make you seem gay. You are so closeted.

I had my chest shaved for an EKG years ago. I assure you, no matter how many betties that look might get me at Jones Beach, I ain't going through that itch fest again...

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
what the little brunette in the Vic Secret catalog looks like naked

This is as close as I could get:

http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~brodie/images/lima.jpg

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by mmm3587
How does she let him know that she just wants to casually fuck him?

I have been in this situation before (guy who had the top floor of the house and I had the main floor). One night I was on my porch and he was on his deck and I asked him if he wanted to smoke some pot. He said yes and came downstairs. Then I asked him if he wanted to go to bed. Yes again. Nothing beats the direct approach. I also think Thurgreed's movie night idea is good, in the event she does not smoke dope and can't tempt him with that.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
thank you. I'm going to get me one.

Flames better not fuck this one up. I have a buck twenty five invested in a flames jersey.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by mmm3587
How long do people just go on having casual sex without one of them wanting it to turn into something more?

I'm not sure I know anyone, other than Less, who has regularly pulled this off.

Please note: This is a request for salacious stories.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
How many of my frat brothers do you know? Like, maybe close to a dozen?

Have you ever seen me tip Jack? Have you ever seen any of them tip Jack? Jack is not bourbon.

You think any of us could be gay? Maybe one... but it ain't me. You know who I mean, right?

Lighten up, Francis...

As for the frat brother who may or may not be gay, I thought that had finally been resolved in the negative due to recent developments?

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Baseball is almost as dull as golf, and golf is unwatchable. God bless steroids.

Watching a pitchers duel is like watching a chess championship. People will tell you it was really cool becuase they think that makes them sound cerebral, but they were daydreaming about whether a baboon or a black bear would win in a cage match, or what the little brunette in the Vic Secret catalog looks like naked, just like you.

It's not about the whiny prima donna pitchers or any of the boring statistical crap. It's the sweet crack of a wooden bat, the pure and beautiful arc of the ball into blue sky, the wilting heat of the bleachers, the bracing relief of a cold soda can pressed into your shirt, and the crisp line and snap of a double play.

Sigh.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by purse junkie
It's not about the whiny prima donna pitchers or any of the boring statistical crap. It's the sweet crack of a wooden bat, the pure and beautiful arc of the ball into blue sky, the wilting heat of the bleachers, the bracing relief of a cold soda can pressed into your shirt, and the crisp line and snap of a double play.

Sigh.

You forgot about Mound Ball.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Lighten up, Francis...

As for the frat brother who may or may not be gay, I thought that had finally been resolved in the negative due to recent developments?

Oh, he wants em both. The guy was in love with Ashton Kutcher for Christ's sake.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You guys know each other?

What gives you that idea?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by bilmore
I take heart and stand tall

Liar.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by purse junkie
It's not about the whiny prima donna pitchers or any of the boring statistical crap. It's the sweet crack of a wooden bat, the pure and beautiful arc of the ball into blue sky, the wilting heat of the bleachers, the bracing relief of a cold soda can pressed into your shirt, and the crisp line and snap of a double play.

Sigh.

Who the fuck invited Bob Costas to this party?!?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm not sure I understand why any sort of "all I want is casual sex" disclosure should be made. Is she worried that he would say no to her if he thought she wanted more? Is either out of the other's league? Why not just go out together and get drunk and hook up? Either the chemistry is there or it isn't. Why the need for some big conversation about it before anything happens?

I think she's agreeing with the get drunk and blow him theory.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by purse junkie
How else can you explain the allure of watching a bunch of fat guys in ugly padding grab each other's asses, lumber into each other, and fall over for 2 hours?

Look, just because you couldn't get into a fraternity where you went to school....