A Black Hole of Happiness

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
here's what i do. go to a walk in clinic about once every 3 months. You'll have to have 3 or 4 becasue you can't go to any one too often. Tell the doc you have a chest infection. saying you are sneezing up green will help with the meds. Get a Z-pack. If you are taking a Z-pack proactively every few months, the common office bacteria shouldn't hurt you.

You get weirder by the day.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You get weirder by the day.

you're the one scrubbing desks.

was the article about bacteria in common areas, or somehow at an individual's desk?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Boob jobs are like bad hairdos. The politie thing to do is to ignore them or pretend they're spectacular.

Ha. Dissent.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Some woman in Dallas showed up with $16K in cash, with the intent of buying out the store and reselling on e-Bay. She paid the kid in the front of the line $800 for his spot, and waltzed in ready to make her fortune on the reseller's market. Hitch: AT&T had a one-per-customer policy to sort of prevent that sort of thing from happening.

Kid ended up with a pretty tricked out iPhone.

Idiots are fun. No wonder every village has one.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by dtb
That position suggested by the Nookie Corner (tm) requires some serious ab strength.

I mean, it seems like it would.

Or a high bed... In which case it's insanely lazy.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
So, what do you say when you see someone for the first time in a couple years and they have obviously and unavoidably enhanced? It's not the kind of enhancement one can avoid missing, and, indeed, absent shades I would assume the eye motion is telling. Do you just say hello and smile, or should one go out of the way to place a compliment?

Most women start enhacing themselves slowly with padded bras and "inserts" in advance of the procedure. Makes the change in appearance seamless.

If a woman gets stripper implants, the appropriate response is snickering.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Most women start enhacing themselves slowly with padded bras and "inserts" in advance of the procedure. Makes the change in appearance seamless.

If a woman gets stripper implants, the appropriate response is snickering.

Of course there's snickering. Just not necessarily right in front of the person.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Most women start enhacing themselves slowly with padded bras and "inserts" in advance of the procedure. Makes the change in appearance seamless.

If a woman gets stripper implants, the appropriate response is snickering.

Also, you should loudly hum Warrant's "Cherry Pie."

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Of course there's snickering. Just not necessarily right in front of the person.

Remember who you're talking to, dear.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have recently become a little obsessed with making sure my work area is not bacteria-ridden, after reading an article about bacteria-ridden work spaces. So once a week, I wipe down everything with one of those Clorox disinfecting wipes. Am I harming the environment or creating superbugs by doing this? Note that Clorox disinfecting wipes do not contain triclosan. Thanks in advance.

Well, what's in it that kills the germs? It's not bleach.

And you know, that most of the germs at work are not in your office, right? Do you wipe down all the door handles and the refrigerator handle?
Do what I do, when someone is sick, forbid them to come into your office, don't go into their office. And wash your hands like someone with OCD.

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Most women start enhacing themselves slowly with padded bras and "inserts" in advance of the procedure. Makes the change in appearance seamless.

If a woman gets stripper implants, the appropriate response is snickering.

This reminds me of a story. There was this guy at the place I used to work who, legend has it, when told by his wife that for $25,000 (or whatever), she would be getting a tummy tuck, face lift, and liposuction, replied, "What can I get for $50,000?"

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Well, what's in it that kills the germs? It's not bleach.

And you know, that most of the germs at work are not in your office, right?
Do what I do, when someone is sick, forbid them to come into your office, don't go into their office. And wash your hands like someone with OCD.

Uh, bleach is a perfectly good disinfectant.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Uh, bleach is a perfectly good disinfectant.

I'm not sure that Clorox Wipes have chlorine bleach in them. I would be surprised, just because of hte hazard of dropping them on your clothes or whatever.

ETA Q. Do Clorox® Disinfecting Wipes contain bleach?

A. No. Clorox® Disinfecting Wipes are made with a bleach-free formula that's available in Fresh Scent, Lemon Fresh, Orange and Lavender scents so they leave a light, clean scent every time you wipe off a surface.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Uh, bleach is a perfectly good disinfectant.

I know that. From the A&W days. But there's no bleach in the wipes. And the Chorox website doesn't say what they use to disinfect.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Also, you should loudly hum Warrant's "Cherry Pie."

Dr. Sal Callabro works just off Rittenhouse Sq in Central Philly. I've seen some really amusing shit over the years.