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bold_n_brazen · 10-19-2007, 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Sort of on-topic... Is there anything better than being woken up at 3:00 to by the person sleeping next to you to have sex? It's like you're asleep still, but fucking. You forget how good that is when you have a kid.

Sex is always better in that state because your mind is so clear. All you can think about is fucking.

Hmmm. I will have to test this theory tonight.

ltl/fb · 10-19-2007, 02:27 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
1. Go to Dunkin Donuts. Be amazed by the paucity of their donut selection in comparison to the last time you were in a Dunkin Donuts (only 4 varieties of -filled donuts???). Get angry that they've substituted making the donuts for making the muffins and bagels. Fume. Eat a lemon-filled donut. Wipe powder off your clothes, hands, neighbor, table, nose, etc.

2. Go to the Institute of Contemporary Art.

3. ???

Well, I've made it through item number 1. Off to do 2.

Lemon, raspberry, boston cream, and . . . ?

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-19-2007, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Hmmm. I will have to test this theory tonight.

Give him a couple drinks first. Not beer; whiskey or vodka. And not too much. Just enough to fall asleep. That seems to make it better. I think it adds to the dreamlike state of things.

ABBAKiss · 10-19-2007, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Eat a lemon-filled donut.

No, no, no! It should be a custard filled donut covered with chocolate and cream and a cherry on top!!!!

ltl/fb · 10-19-2007, 02:29 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Give him a couple drinks first. Not beer; whiskey or vodka. And not too much. Just enough to fall asleep. That seems to make it better. I think it adds to the dreamlike state of things.

Huh. My reaction was to send an email telling someone to come over, fuck me, spend the night and fuck me in the middle of the night. Apparently you think bnb is more giving than that.

bold_n_brazen · 10-19-2007, 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Give him a couple drinks first. Not beer; whiskey or vodka. And not too much. Just enough to fall asleep. That seems to make it better. I think it adds to the dreamlike state of things.

Does it change things if I tell you we'll be sleeping in a twin bed in his parent's guest room?

Thankfully not the same twin bed in which I was deflowered. The same house is weird enough.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-19-2007, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
My soulmate is out there somewhere!

Ah, but are you a Use Your Illusion fan or an Appetite fan? Not that they're mutually exclusive, but people tend to feel strongly in one direction or another.

For the record, I am a UYI person. I think those songs are as good as any the Stones ever penned. Unfortunately, both records are so overproduced that the grit of the songs, which made AFD so damn good, is missing.

Anne Elk · 10-19-2007, 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Sort of on-topic... Is there anything better than being woken up at 3:00 to by the person sleeping next to you to have sex?

Nope.

Only two of my ex-BFs enjoyed it though. So obviously there are folks out there who don't agree with us.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-19-2007, 02:35 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Huh. My reaction was to send an email telling someone to come over, fuck me, spend the night and fuck me in the middle of the night. Apparently you think bnb is more giving than that.

No, that's quite giving. But he's going to fuck you early then. You're going to have to wake him up. Which takes a lot of the fun out of it for you.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-19-2007, 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Does it change things if I tell you we'll be sleeping in a twin bed in his parent's guest room?

Thankfully not the same twin bed in which I was deflowered. The same house is weird enough.

That makes it better because its strange.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-19-2007, 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Nope.

Only two of my ex-BFs enjoyed it though. So obviously there are folks out there who don't agree with us.

They're nuts.

ltl/fb · 10-19-2007, 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No, that's quite giving. But he's going to fuck you early then. You're going to have to wake him up. Which takes all the fun out of it for you.

? No, he wakes up in the middle of the night and fucks me. At least in the past he has. It's been (quite) a while. It probably won't pan out.

ETA and even if I were the one to wake him up, he'd do the majority of the work. It's the kind of stand-up (sts) guy he is.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 10-19-2007, 02:38 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Does it change things if I tell you we'll be sleeping in a twin bed in his parent's guest room?

Thankfully not the same twin bed in which I was deflowered. The same house is weird enough.

One twin bed for the both of you? His parents are quite the hosts.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 10-19-2007, 02:39 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
1. Go to Dunkin Donuts. Be amazed by the paucity of their donut selection in comparison to the last time you were in a Dunkin Donuts (only 4 varieties of -filled donuts???).

Dunkin Donuts seems to have gone for the "express" model, which translates as the "quicker because you have far fewer choices." As a rule, express anything sucks.

ltl/fb · 10-19-2007, 02:39 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
One twin bed for the both of you? His parents are quite the hosts.

Disagree. It's either necessity, or passive-aggressive. Sure, you can sleep in the same bed as my child, in our house, but we aren't going to make it at all convenient or comfortable for you.